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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
vigorous irate native
  01/05/14
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talented wine nursing home pistol
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Domesticated supple dilemma fanboi
  06/25/12
...
Mauve scourge upon the earth church
  06/25/12
Jesus
odious coral messiness
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Galvanic Property Pocket Flask
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Lemon cowardly public bath
  08/02/12
crying
self-absorbed light shrine
  08/29/12
...
carnelian buck-toothed market
  02/22/13
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wonderful lay love of her life
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Sinister Milky Area
  03/19/14
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lascivious background story dopamine
  06/27/14
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titillating church building ratface
  06/27/14
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Blue massive jewess theatre
  09/14/17
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Bossy bearded garrison partner
  07/20/18
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Bossy bearded garrison partner
  02/09/19
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laughsome space international law enforcement agency
  07/11/19
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Bateful business firm
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Maize aromatic state
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
cop
Mauve scourge upon the earth church
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Mauve scourge upon the earth church
  06/25/12
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Domesticated supple dilemma fanboi
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
Razzle lodge
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
  08/02/12
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jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
maniacal vengeful address police squad
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
Territorial garnet whorehouse windowlicker
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Mauve scourge upon the earth church
  06/25/12
...
Claret Startled Trailer Park Wrinkle
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Mauve scourge upon the earth church
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
abusive silver point philosopher-king
  08/21/13
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big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
...
Sapphire Sneaky Criminal
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Puce razzmatazz affirmative action
  06/25/12
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jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
Crawly Khaki Chapel
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
big burgundy heaven
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
beady-eyed citrine main people dingle berry
  06/25/12
...
big burgundy heaven
  06/26/12
...
jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
olive curious skinny woman sanctuary
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
big burgundy heaven
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Mustard laser beams rigor
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Comical Geriatric Center
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
big burgundy heaven
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big burgundy heaven
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Lemon cowardly public bath
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
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Cerebral puppy shitlib
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
big burgundy heaven
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Crusty cruise ship therapy
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Comical Geriatric Center
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
big burgundy heaven
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
  08/06/12
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Soul-stirring orchid headpube
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dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
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Cerebral puppy shitlib
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
disturbing disgusting house sweet tailpipe
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Cerebral puppy shitlib
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Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
big burgundy heaven
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
wonderful lay love of her life
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dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
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jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
wonderful lay love of her life
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
abusive silver point philosopher-king
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
wonderful lay love of her life
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
lascivious background story dopamine
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
abusive silver point philosopher-king
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
mint roast beef
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180
jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
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lascivious background story dopamine
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Beta feces home
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Trip macaca
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Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Trip macaca
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Charismatic godawful mad cow disease
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
Ruddy piazza toilet seat
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dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
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Transparent giraffe
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180 now i kinda get his shtick
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What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
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  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
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Transparent giraffe
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dashing salmon really tough guy place of business
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Transparent giraffe
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Razzle-dazzle anal theater
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olive curious skinny woman sanctuary
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Hyperactive flatulent brethren
  01/29/18
where did he go
alcoholic shivering lettuce
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Offensive travel guidebook
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olive curious skinny woman sanctuary
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umber parlor kitty
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Exciting slimy goal in life mother
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wish the little guy would come back.
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Bateful business firm
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angry legal warrant dragon
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OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
tiny pink ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: vigorous irate native

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: talented wine nursing home pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Domesticated supple dilemma fanboi

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mauve scourge upon the earth church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: odious coral messiness

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Galvanic Property Pocket Flask

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Lemon cowardly public bath

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: self-absorbed light shrine

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: carnelian buck-toothed market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691769)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: wonderful lay love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901503)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Sinister Milky Area

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: lascivious background story dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: titillating church building ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Blue massive jewess theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: Bossy bearded garrison partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: Bossy bearded garrison partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37755414)



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: laughsome space international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38516154)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Bateful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021388)



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Maize aromatic state

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mauve scourge upon the earth church

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Mauve scourge upon the earth church

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Domesticated supple dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: Razzle lodge

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: maniacal vengeful address police squad

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Territorial garnet whorehouse windowlicker

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Mauve scourge upon the earth church

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Claret Startled Trailer Park Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Mauve scourge upon the earth church

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: abusive silver point philosopher-king

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Sapphire Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956084)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Puce razzmatazz affirmative action

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: Crawly Khaki Chapel

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed citrine main people dingle berry

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: big burgundy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: olive curious skinny woman sanctuary

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Mustard laser beams rigor

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Comical Geriatric Center

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Lemon cowardly public bath

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Cerebral puppy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245037)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Crusty cruise ship therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Comical Geriatric Center

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: big burgundy heaven

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchid headpube

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Cerebral puppy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: disturbing disgusting house sweet tailpipe

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Cerebral puppy shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: big burgundy heaven

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: wonderful lay love of her life

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: wonderful lay love of her life

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: abusive silver point philosopher-king

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: wonderful lay love of her life

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: lascivious background story dopamine

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: abusive silver point philosopher-king

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: mint roast beef

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: jet-lagged honey-headed set filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: excitant white depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: Floppy knife plaza

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: lascivious background story dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: Beta feces home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Trip macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Trip macaca

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Charismatic godawful mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: Ruddy piazza toilet seat

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: Transparent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: mentally impaired scarlet stag film athletic conference

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: avocado menage death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: Electric Mexican Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#31793602)



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: red glittery gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: arousing jade locus doctorate

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Ebony Ceo

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: Transparent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33350448)



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: dashing salmon really tough guy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: Transparent giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#33878892)



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle anal theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: olive curious skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive flatulent brethren

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: alcoholic shivering lettuce

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Offensive travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: olive curious skinny woman sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#36627236)



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: umber parlor kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#37661895)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Exciting slimy goal in life mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293237)



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling fuchsia locale masturbator

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Fragrant lake university selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#38656193)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: 180 hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#39616184)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 9:57 PM
Author: Bateful business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#43021370)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: bespoke chad parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: angry legal warrant dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: tiny pink ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2.#49964828)