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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
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  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
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  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
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  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
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  08/18/13
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but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
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what is a butt plug
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Ask her how she knew what they were.
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She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
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DESCRIBE how you confronted her
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I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
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What did she say back?
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She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
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Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
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  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Charcoal lascivious bawdyhouse

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Charcoal lascivious bawdyhouse

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: burgundy set

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Crimson Histrionic Business Firm

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: cyan gas station boltzmann



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring violent brunch



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Glittery maize shrine

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Crimson Histrionic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Dashing candlestick maker



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: mahogany scourge upon the earth resort



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: arrogant philosopher-king garrison

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: hideous digit ratio famous landscape painting

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Orchid Factory Reset Button Station

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: odious gay macaca

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: odious gay macaca

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: odious gay macaca

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: Arousing Startled Hospital Half-breed

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Lake vibrant pisswyrm



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: cyan gas station boltzmann

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304247)



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Author: black tantric menage



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: nighttime stage goyim

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Wonderful whorehouse chad

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: odious gay macaca

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: contagious athletic conference mother



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Light Tattoo



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Crimson Histrionic Business Firm



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: pink voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Amethyst Liquid Oxygen

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: nofapping rebellious site dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: jet mischievous theater headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: copper piazza clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: beta laser beams

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: transparent kitchen masturbator

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Fragrant heaven regret

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Fragrant heaven regret

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: Bateful Cobalt Organic Girlfriend Newt

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: transparent kitchen masturbator

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: Charcoal lascivious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: sick jap toaster

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: nofapping rebellious site dopamine

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: odious gay macaca

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: nighttime stage goyim

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Crimson Histrionic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: floppy angry point knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: floppy angry point knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Crimson Histrionic Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: copper piazza clown

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: hideous digit ratio famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Dashing candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: cracking internal respiration range

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: puce trip box office

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: puce trip box office

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: puce trip box office

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: puce trip box office

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: puce trip box office

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: puce trip box office

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: puce trip box office

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Fluffy salmon rigor stock car

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: Cream spot dingle berry

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: puce trip box office

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: puce trip box office

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: puce trip box office

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Orchid Factory Reset Button Station

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Orchid Factory Reset Button Station

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: splenetic bat-shit-crazy codepig

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: splenetic bat-shit-crazy codepig

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: puce trip box office

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: stimulating house mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Hyperactive charismatic base

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: ebony center becky

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Exhilarant Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36143011)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: judgmental main people parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213400)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Slap-happy foreskin locus

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: flickering space sound barrier

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: useless azn

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304238)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Thriller Coffee Pot Orchestra Pit

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304252)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: cyan gas station boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#37304254)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Grizzly Razzmatazz Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#39229263)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Exhilarant Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213360)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: passionate electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: nighttime stage goyim

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: honey-headed heady volcanic crater psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#49158948)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: stimulating house mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#42929195)



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2.#50002879)