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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Chrome theater blood rage
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
rose personal credit line
  03/02/24
...
Contagious Blue Striped Hyena
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
vengeful insane ticket booth
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Chrome theater blood rage
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
vengeful insane ticket booth
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Chrome theater blood rage
  03/02/24
lmao
Exciting brunch regret
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
obsidian irate hall genital piercing
  03/03/24
...
multi-colored pungent tanning salon headpube
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
salmon love of her life party of the first part
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Frum frozen kitchen karate
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Mind-boggling tan native
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Sooty supple queen of the night yarmulke
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
talented well-lubricated wrinkle
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
cowardly address puppy
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
crystalline embarrassed to the bone den boistinker
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
saffron bearded shrine
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
slap-happy hospital
  03/02/24
...
Out-of-control faggot firefighter lay
  03/02/24
...
misunderstood beady-eyed philosopher-king generalized bond
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Out-of-control faggot firefighter lay
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
misunderstood beady-eyed philosopher-king generalized bond
  03/02/24
...
Exciting brunch regret
  03/03/24
...
aphrodisiac temple
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Iridescent Antidepressant Drug Dopamine
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Self-centered gunner telephone
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Self-centered gunner telephone
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Mustard fragrant corner mental disorder
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
vengeful insane ticket booth
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Aromatic khaki affirmative action sanctuary
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Aqua bateful place of business
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
hairraiser cocky heaven
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
Submissive Ratface
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
talented well-lubricated wrinkle
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Mind-boggling tan native
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
saffron bearded shrine
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Frum frozen kitchen karate
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
saffron bearded shrine
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
odious scarlet filthpig
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Henna apoplectic legend
  03/03/24
"shit"
crystalline embarrassed to the bone den boistinker
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
trip gaped hell
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
charismatic house-broken base
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Sick internal respiration point
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Thriller Idiot
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Henna apoplectic legend
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
amber demanding haunted graveyard
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Fluffy chad
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
drunken laughsome prole theatre
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
crimson range
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Brass forum factory reset button
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
salmon love of her life party of the first part
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Henna apoplectic legend
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
sadistic space coldplay fan
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
sadistic space coldplay fan
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/11/24
...
razzmatazz whorehouse
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Frum frozen kitchen karate
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
cracking self-absorbed coffee pot
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
saffron bearded shrine
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
saffron bearded shrine
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
cowardly address puppy
  03/11/24
...
cracking self-absorbed coffee pot
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
sadistic space coldplay fan
  03/11/24
120
lilac irradiated pozpig
  03/11/24
...
multi-colored pungent tanning salon headpube
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/12/24
...
umber overrated market
  03/12/24
...
avocado home
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
talented well-lubricated wrinkle
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Provocative Theater Stage
  03/13/24
...
Glassy lascivious pocket flask
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Milky scourge upon the earth stead
  03/13/24
...
Contagious Blue Striped Hyena
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Provocative Theater Stage
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
cracking self-absorbed coffee pot
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
At-the-ready Curious Location
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
amber demanding haunted graveyard
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Fluffy chad
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Brass forum factory reset button
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
Glassy lascivious pocket flask
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Mind-boggling tan native
  03/13/24
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Pea-brained snowy ladyboy
  03/13/24
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Heady Nubile House
  03/14/24
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  03/14/24
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razzmatazz whorehouse
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
talented well-lubricated wrinkle
  03/13/24
...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Provocative Theater Stage
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
maroon marvelous death wish state
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Mind-boggling tan native
  03/16/24
...
infuriating soul-stirring office
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Arrogant low-t set halford
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Contagious Blue Striped Hyena
  03/16/24
...
razzmatazz whorehouse
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
clear adventurous keepsake machete spot
  03/16/24
...
Mischievous Roommate
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
floppy jade institution useless brakes
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
big gas station deer antler
  03/16/24
...
Frum frozen kitchen karate
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Fluffy chad
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
Wine chest-beating hissy fit newt
  03/16/24
we're all for you
umber overrated market
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
Metal dashing nursing home volcanic crater
  03/16/24
We here for you brother
Milky scourge upon the earth stead
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
sadistic space coldplay fan
  03/17/24
Lucky
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  03/17/24
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  12/28/25


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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Chrome theater blood rage

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: rose personal credit line

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Contagious Blue Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: vengeful insane ticket booth

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Chrome theater blood rage

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: vengeful insane ticket booth

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Chrome theater blood rage

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Exciting brunch regret

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: obsidian irate hall genital piercing

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: multi-colored pungent tanning salon headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: salmon love of her life party of the first part

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Frum frozen kitchen karate

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tan native

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Sooty supple queen of the night yarmulke

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: talented well-lubricated wrinkle

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: cowardly address puppy

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: crystalline embarrassed to the bone den boistinker

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: saffron bearded shrine

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: slap-happy hospital

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Out-of-control faggot firefighter lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: misunderstood beady-eyed philosopher-king generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Out-of-control faggot firefighter lay

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: misunderstood beady-eyed philosopher-king generalized bond

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Exciting brunch regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457857)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Iridescent Antidepressant Drug Dopamine

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Self-centered gunner telephone

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Self-centered gunner telephone

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant corner mental disorder

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: vengeful insane ticket booth

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Aromatic khaki affirmative action sanctuary

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Aqua bateful place of business

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: hairraiser cocky heaven

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Submissive Ratface

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: talented well-lubricated wrinkle

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tan native

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: saffron bearded shrine

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Frum frozen kitchen karate

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: saffron bearded shrine

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: odious scarlet filthpig

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Henna apoplectic legend

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: crystalline embarrassed to the bone den boistinker

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: trip gaped hell

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: charismatic house-broken base

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Sick internal respiration point

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Thriller Idiot

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Henna apoplectic legend

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: amber demanding haunted graveyard

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Fluffy chad

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: drunken laughsome prole theatre

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: crimson range

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Brass forum factory reset button

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: appetizing chestnut locus hairy legs

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: salmon love of her life party of the first part

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Henna apoplectic legend

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: sadistic space coldplay fan

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: sadistic space coldplay fan

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Frum frozen kitchen karate

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: cracking self-absorbed coffee pot

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: saffron bearded shrine

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: saffron bearded shrine

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: cowardly address puppy

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: cracking self-absorbed coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: sadistic space coldplay fan

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: lilac irradiated pozpig

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: multi-colored pungent tanning salon headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: umber overrated market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: avocado home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: talented well-lubricated wrinkle

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Glassy lascivious pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Milky scourge upon the earth stead

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Contagious Blue Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: cracking self-absorbed coffee pot

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: At-the-ready Curious Location

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: amber demanding haunted graveyard

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Fluffy chad

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Brass forum factory reset button

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Glassy lascivious pocket flask

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling tan native

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Pea-brained snowy ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Heady Nubile House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Smoky arousing crackhouse sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: charcoal public bath

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: talented well-lubricated wrinkle

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Provocative Theater Stage

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: maroon marvelous death wish state

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling tan native

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: infuriating soul-stirring office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Arrogant low-t set halford

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Contagious Blue Striped Hyena

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: clear adventurous keepsake machete spot

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Mischievous Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: floppy jade institution useless brakes

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: big gas station deer antler

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Frum frozen kitchen karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Fluffy chad

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: Wine chest-beating hissy fit newt

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: umber overrated market

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Metal dashing nursing home volcanic crater

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Milky scourge upon the earth stead

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: sadistic space coldplay fan

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: territorial chapel macaca

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: United States of West Israel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2.#49545077)