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DESCRIBE $500K/YEAR (ADJUSTED) PEAK ALEXANDRIA (285–246 B.C.)

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Which. One.
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Date: September 5th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed underhanded parlor boltzmann

Alexandria was at its peak during the rule of Ptolemy II "Philadelphus" from 285–246 B.C., when it became the most famous capital in the world.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)

You wake up in Alexandria to light bouncing off the harbor, the kind that tells you immediately that you live at the center of the world. Not a world. The world. Rome is still a damp thought experiment. Athens is a museum with opinions. Babylon already had its run. Alexandria is current, liquid, and absurdly confident about it.

You are not royalty, which is good. Royalty is a job with a short life expectancy. You are something better, useful. You clear the equivalent of $500k a year, which in this city means letters get answered, doors open, and guards recognize your face even if they do not know your name. You can skip a royal event without consequences, which is the real flex.

Your house sits near the Royal Quarter, stone and cool, designed for discretion rather than awe. Courtyard. Fountain. Mosaics that quietly signal you are doing well and have been for a while. The servants know the choreography. They appear, they vanish. Luxury here is not gold. It is control of the environment.

Breakfast is warm bread, fish from the morning catch, wine that came a long way on someone else’s ship. Then you go manage proximity to power. Grain contracts. Tax receipts. Ships that move papyrus, glass, spices, and things no one itemizes. Everyone knows where the money ultimately comes from. Everyone pretends not to notice. This is not flame. This is sustained heat.

By midday you drift through the Mouseion. You do not need to be brilliant. You just need to be present. The smartest men alive argue within earshot, casually rewriting mathematics and astronomy. You own scrolls. You lend them selectively. Knowledge is currency, and you have liquidity.

Lunch is social positioning with good olives. Greek is the default language even when it is not anyone’s first. Someone mentions the king’s latest procession. Someone else mentions how much gold it burned. The subtext is obvious. This city runs on spectacle and the king pays for it so you do not have to. You are doing very well, but you are doing well inside a system that can revoke access without warning.

In the afternoon you bathe. Cleanliness reads as status. You change into linen that would make a lesser man self conscious. You stop by a temple, Serapis maybe, because piety here is branding and the gods understand mixed portfolios.

At night Alexandria goes full display. Festivals, torchlight, accents from everywhere that matters. You drink with people who have been farther than most humans ever will. There are models and bottles, imported faces and imported wine, all of it signaling that this is the place to be seen enjoying yourself. It is excessive, but controlled. Again, not flame.

You walk home late. The harbor smells like salt and money. Tomorrow will look like today, and that is the point. You live extremely well in the most famous capital on Earth, surrounded by brilliance and leverage, close enough to power to feel the warmth, far enough away to sleep at night.

Life is good. For now.



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:01 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Goddamn.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Salivary Stoned (xoentlaw@gmail.com)

Which. One.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Tenterhooks



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Now do a "day in the life" of a high status Samothrace permanent resident and member of the Sanctuary of the Great Gods, circa 4th to 2nd century, please and thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49612441)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49612923)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

You wake up on Samothrace to wind. Always wind. The kind that makes you understand why sailors pray before they even see this rock. The island rises straight out of the Aegean like something that refused to drown. Mount Fengari looms a mile into the sky behind you, and according to Homer, Poseidon himself sat up there to watch Troy burn. You live in that shadow. It is not a metaphor.

This is not Alexandria. There is no harbor full of papyrus and grain. No library. No one here is rewriting mathematics. The economy is goats, fish, and the ineffable. You are wealthy in the only currency that matters on Samothrace: proximity to the divine. You hold position in the Sanctuary of the Great Gods, which makes you something like a senior partner at a mystery cult that serves the entire Greek world. Kings come to you. Literally. Philip of Macedon met his wife here, during initiation, fell in love on the spot, and begot Alexander the Great nine months later. That is your client roster.

Your house sits near the sanctuary, stone and practical, because ostentation would be obscene here. Wealth is beside the point. The sanctuary is open to anyone—slaves, women, foreigners, citizens—everyone drowns the same if the gods do not intervene. What you have is knowledge. Access. You know what happens in the Anaktoron. You know what the mystai see when they remove the blindfold. You cannot say, which is the point. Silence is the product.

Breakfast is simple. Goat cheese, bread, olives from what little flat land exists. Maybe fish if the boats came back. The island does not pamper you. It tests whether you deserve to be here. The terrain is vertical and unforgiving, gorges and cliffs and forests older than the Greek language. You are rugged by proximity. No one soft survives a Samothracian winter.

By mid-morning you are in the sanctuary. The theoroi have arrived—sacred ambassadors from a dozen city-states, sent to deposit offerings and confirm that their cities remain in favor with the Great Gods. You receive them with the appropriate gravity. They have crossed dangerous water to be here. Some will stay as proxenoi, permanent residents who represent their cities' interests at the sanctuary. You were once one of them. Now you are the one they petition. The transition happened slowly, then all at once. That is how influence accrues in a place where nothing is written down.

The gods here do not have names anyone agrees on. Axieros. Axiokersos. Axiokersa. Kadmilos. The Greeks call them the Kabeiroi and try to map them onto Demeter, Hades, Persephone, Hermes. It does not quite work. The Great Mother came before the Greeks did and will remain after. You know what she actually is. You cannot say. This is the arrangement.

At midday you walk the sanctuary grounds. The Arsinoeion, largest rotunda in the ancient world, shelters the oldest altar. The Hieron, where the higher mysteries are performed, has the widest unsupported span any Greek architect ever dared. Ptolemies and Antigonids have been trying to outdo each other's dedications for decades, which means you have better marble than most cities. Power flows through patronage and you are standing in its current.

Lunch is political. A Macedonian official is here on unclear business. An Athenian proxenos wants to discuss next year's festival. Someone mentions Perseus, the last Macedonian king, who fled here after Pydna looking for sanctuary. The Romans let him be taken. You do not mention this. Everyone is thinking it. Protection has limits when the protecting power wants something from the power being protected from.

In the afternoon, there are preparations for initiation. A ship arrived this morning with a dozen candidates—merchants, a minor aristocrat, three sailors who survived a wreck and are here to give thanks, two slaves whose masters paid for the privilege. They will all receive the same rites. The crimson sash tied around the waist. The sacred story. The blindfold. The things that happen in the dark. By morning they will be mystai, protected at sea, morally improved, connected to something that will outlast them. Diodorus Siculus says initiates become "more pious and more just and better in all ways than they had been before." You have seen it happen. You cannot explain it. This is the product.

At dusk the ceremonies begin. Torchlight. Dancing. The sacred drama of Kadmos and Harmonia's wedding, which may or may not have happened on this island, depending on which version you believe. The mystai experience what they experience. The epoptai—the viewers—watch, because they have already seen. You stand at the threshold between. This is your position and your burden.

The night ends late. You walk back through the sanctuary in darkness. The sea below sounds like it always sounds, which is to say like something that wants to kill you and occasionally does. The wind has not stopped. Fengari is invisible against the stars.

Tomorrow the theoroi will leave with their reports. The initiates will sail home with their crimson sashes and their silence. New candidates will arrive when the weather permits. The Ptolemies will send another dedication. The Antigonids will try to match it. Somewhere a ship is crossing water it should not cross, and its crew is praying to gods whose names they do not know, and the gods are or are not listening.

You live at the center of something that everyone needs and no one controls. Not wealth. Not power. Not beauty. Access to the terms on which the universe agrees to let you survive. The salary is not the point. The position is the point. You will never leave.

Life is austere, luminous, and terrifyingly contingent. For now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49613232)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

You wake up on Samothrace to wind that feels personal. Not a breeze. A policy decision. The kind that makes the shutters rattle like they’re filing a complaint. Out past the slope, the northern Aegean is doing its usual impression of “sure, you can sail, if you enjoy consequences.” This is why your island’s most famous export isn’t olive oil or pottery. It’s sea insurance, delivered in the form of a mystery cult.

You are not a king. Great. Kings arrive with entourages, get initiated, dedicate marble, and leave with the kind of spiritual receipt you can’t audit. You, meanwhile, are a permanent resident—high-status enough that visiting theoroi (sacred envoys) know your courtyard is where they’ll end up if they want their logistics handled quietly and correctly. The sanctuary draws people from everywhere worth being from, especially in the big festival season, and someone has to make sure their animals, lamps, and expectations all arrive intact.

Your money is not Alexandria money. Samothrace doesn’t do “harbor glitter and royal quarter flex.” Here, status looks like land, storage, and a cousin who can procure a bull on six hours’ notice. If we’re translating it into modern brain-rot: you clear something like “$500k/year adjusted,” but on this island that means you’re basically a local institution with sandals. The fishermen don’t know your exact income. They just know your name gets answered.

Breakfast is practical: bread, cheese, figs, and whatever came in overnight—because ships do still come, even when the sea is being dramatic. You drink watered wine, because you are civilized, and because you need your wits. You have a standing arrangement with someone at the landing: if a boat limps in with half its oars and all its prayers, you hear about it before the gossip does. Those are your future initiates, and also your future donors.

Then you head toward the sanctuary—not perched on a showy cliff like it wants applause, but tucked into a valley cut by streams and ravines, like it’s trying to keep the sacred separate from the merely loud. The approach is choreography: you cross where the landscape forces you to pay attention, and you feel the shift from “island life” to “you should lower your voice.”

First stop is not the climax. It’s administration. You meet with a cult official—someone who has seen more high-born visitors than you’ve had hot meals, and who has perfected the expression that says: yes, we will accept your offering; no, we will not explain the thing you’re paying for. The sanctuary is open in the sense that it doesn’t care if you’re Greek, non-Greek, free, enslaved, male, female, adult, child—a radically broad admissions policy by mystery-cult standards—but the experience still runs on order. Someone must decide who goes where, who stands where, and who is too drunk to be entrusted with a lamp.

By midmorning, visitors start clustering at the Theatral Circle—a stone-ring gathering place that feels like a theater and isn’t, where people can watch and be watched and pretend they aren’t auditioning for the gods. It’s old by your standards—established generations ago—and it still functions as a ritual staging ground. Nobody writes down what happens there (that’s the point), but everyone can feel the structure doing its job: it corrals bodies, attention, and nerves.

You make your rounds the way rich people always do: not “doing the work,” but making the work possible. You check that the sacrificial animals are acceptable. You nod at an artisan finishing a minor dedication that will look “casual” while being extremely expensive. You greet sailors—men who have seen the Aegean turn black in minutes—who are here because the Great Gods have a reputation: initiation is protection, especially protection at sea. Even the humblest offerings show up here—fishhooks, shells—because survival makes people generous.

Around midday you pass the big statement buildings, the ones that prove the sanctuary is not merely holy but geopolitically connected. The Propylon of Ptolemy II—a monumental gatehouse that literally bridges a torrent—announces, in stone, that Egypt’s king has money, taste, and an interest in this island’s spiritual leverage.

And then there’s the Rotunda of Arsinoe II, massive and round and faintly aggressive about it: the kind of architecture that says “I survived a dynasty.” People argue about the exact marital chapter of Arsinoe’s life when it went up, but the practical reality is clear: it’s a high-status gathering space, and your sanctuary can host the biggest names in the Greek world without having to seat them on a rock.

Lunch is where you do your soft power. You host two visitors: one a merchant who wants the sanctuary’s blessing to double as marketing; the other a minor noble who wants to be initiated because his mother said it helped his father stop dying at sea. You speak Greek because that’s what elite life runs on, even when half the mouths around you learned it as a second language. You are careful about what you promise. The sanctuary sells hope; you sell competence.

In the afternoon you do the one thing that actually distinguishes you from a random wealthy islander: you are initiated. You have the status markers. You can’t be ostentatious about them, because the cult is secretive, but you can still enjoy the subtle flex. The sash—crimson/purple in the sources—functions as talisman and credential. The iron ring is another small, portable statement: “I belong to something you don’t get to ask about.” It is the ancient equivalent of a badge that also allegedly wards off catastrophe.

Later, you wander near the Hieron, which is impressive in the way only ritual architecture can be: designed for a dramatic approach, built big enough to matter, and arranged in a way that suggests the builders cared about what initiates felt walking inside. It’s tied to deeper stages of initiation in scholarly reconstructions, and even if you don’t narrate details (you won’t), you recognize the seriousness of it: benches for participants, torch bases, and the overall sense that night is when the real work happens.

As evening drops, the sanctuary becomes what outsiders imagine it is: torches, murmurs, the ritual management of fear. People who swagger in during daylight get quieter after dusk. Initiation here has a nocturnal flavor in the evidence—lamps and torch supports everywhere, talk of overnight rites and confessions in some accounts—and you watch tough sailors suddenly look like children trying not to disappoint the universe.

Night is also when the sanctuary’s social reality clarifies. The cult is open, yes—but prestige still exists. The most powerful visitors don’t “cut the line.” They simply never stand in it. They arrive with gifts. They commission stone. They become part of the built environment.

You’ve heard the story everyone repeats with a knowing smirk: Philip II and Olympias initiated here and effectively met through the cult’s machinery. The lesson isn’t romance. The lesson is that this place is a network node. People come to Samothrace for protection, and they leave with alliances.

On your walk home, you pass spaces where new offerings keep appearing, because the sanctuary is a living ledger of gratitude and fear. If it’s late enough—if the decades line up—you might even have seen the newest kind of flex: a monumental dedication tied to naval victory, Nike landing on a ship’s prow, because nothing says “thanks for saving us at sea” like a marble goddess doing a controlled descent in a storm-prone island sanctuary.

You go to bed hearing the wind again, and you understand why this cult works. Samothrace doesn’t promise you philosophy. It promises you that the sea might not take you. And on a night like this, that feels like the only promise worth paying for.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

You wake up on the side of Mount Fengari. It is windy. It is always windy. The Thracian sea is churning grey foam below, eating merchant ships for breakfast. You don't mind. The worse the weather, the better the margins.

You aren't a king, but kings ensure they are seen with you. You are a permanent resident and Mystagogue with tenure at the Sanctuary of the Great Gods. You hold the keys to the only club that matters in the Hellenistic world: the Epopteia.

Delphi is for tourists who want a riddle. Olympia is for steroid-users. Samothrace is for the operators.

You head down to the precinct. The architecture is aggressive—ancient, heavy Cyclopean walls mixed with the finest marble the Ptolemies can ship. Arsinoe just funded a Rotunda that defies physics. It’s a flex. You inspect the masonry. It looks expensive.

Your morning is client relations. A delegation from Rome—upstarts, terrible accents, but their gold spends—wants to know if the Great Gods accept non-Greek currencies. You assure them the Cabeiri have a diverse portfolio. You sell them the entry-tier package: a bath, a confession, and the promise of safety at sea.

Lunch is grilled goat and imported Chian wine in the dining rooms. You sit with an admiral from Rhodes and a grain merchant from Byzantium. They are enemies at sea, but here, they are brothers in the mystery. You facilitate the networking. You are the LinkedIn of the Aegean, but with blood oaths.

Afternoon is inventory. The magnetized iron rings. The purple sashes. This is the merch. It’s simple branding, but the conversion rate is 100%. A man wearing your sash feels bulletproof against a trireme ram. If he sinks, he didn't have enough faith. No refunds.

Night is the show. The torches are lit. The Anaktoron is sealed. You lead the initiates into the dark. You are the director of a theater piece that breaks their souls and rebuilds them in an hour. You show them the sacred symbols. You whisper the name that cannot be spoken. They weep. It’s emotional, but it bonds them to the Sanctuary (and your donor list) for life.

You walk home under the shadow of the Winged Victory, just landing on her stone prow. The wind hits your face. You are safe. You are essential. You are high-status on a rock that controls the psychology of every sailor from Gibraltar to Gaza.

The gods are hungry. But the revenue stream is divine.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:48 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

Claude, ChatGPT, or Grok?

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

tp. 😋

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Tenterhooks

Peak Alexandria during the reign of Ptolemy II Philadelphus (285–246 BC) represented the zenith of Hellenistic urban achievement—a dazzling, hyper-wealthy cosmopolis that functioned as the commercial, intellectual, and cultural capital of the known world.Imagine a city whose annual economic throughput and royal revenues dwarfed those of any contemporary rival, roughly comparable in commanding influence and concentrated opulence to a modern global financial-metropolitan hub with extreme income inequality but immense aggregate riches.

Scale and Population

By the mid-3rd century BC, Alexandria likely housed 400,000–500,000 inhabitants (some ancient estimates and modern scholarly reconstructions place the total urban population around or exceeding 500,000, including slaves, metics, and transient populations). This made it one of the largest—if not the largest—cities on Earth at the time, surpassing Athens, Syracuse, or even Carthage during this window. The street grid (laid out by Dinocrates) featured the extraordinarily wide Canopic Way (the main east-west artery), broader than anything in classical Greece, running ~4–5 miles through a planned rectangular layout ~4 miles long by ~0.75–1 mile wide, divided into five major districts. Monumental Grandeur and Infrastructure The Pharos Lighthouse (one of the Seven Wonders), completed under Ptolemy II, towered ~100–130 meters and served as both functional beacon and extravagant symbol of Ptolemaic power.

The Mouseion (precursor to the modern research institute) and the Great Library housed hundreds of thousands of scrolls, drawing scholars like Euclid, Archimedes (who visited), Callimachus, and Eratosthenes.

Massive royal palaces occupied perhaps a quarter or third of the city area along the eastern harbor, with luxurious gardens, pavilions, and the famous procession floats of the Ptolemaieia festival rivaling Olympic spectacle in opulence.

Economy and Wealth

Ptolemy II's administration ran one of the ancient world's most sophisticated command economies—a highly monetized, state-directed system extracting maximum revenue from Egypt's fertility while dominating Mediterranean and Red Sea trade. Ancient sources (e.g., Hieronymus of Cardia, cited in later texts) report Ptolemy II's annual royal revenue at ~14,800 silver talents plus 1.5 million artabas of wheat. (A silver talent ≈ 6,000 drachmas; this equates to enormous purchasing power—far beyond any Greek polis.)Alexandria itself functioned as:The export gateway for Egypt's grain surplus (feeding much of the Greek world),

Papyrus, glass, linen, and luxury manufactures,

Re-export hub for Arabian incense, Indian spices/pepper/cinnamon, East African ivory/ebony/feathers, and Mediterranean imports (timber, metals, wine, olive oil, fine pottery).

Merchants from Greece, Phoenicia, Asia Minor, Arabia, India, and beyond converged in its harbors. The state tightly controlled grain, oil, and other monopolies, generating vast fortunes while the royal court displayed staggering wealth (gold from Nubia/India/Spain, silver from Greece/Spain, exotic imports).Society and Culture A true melting pot: dominant Greek/Macedonian elite, large Jewish community (where the Septuagint translation occurred), native Egyptians, and traders from every direction. Polyglot, multi-ethnic, and religiously pluralistic—yet with sharp social stratification. The city pulsed with:Intellectual ferment (mathematics, astronomy, medicine, philology, poetry),

Lavish court-sponsored festivals,

Commercial buzz in warehouses and markets,

Naval power projecting Ptolemaic influence across the eastern Mediterranean.

In purchasing-power terms, the city's concentrated wealth during this "peak" era—when royal and elite resources flowed through Alexandria—might evoke a modern analogy of ~$500,000/year average "effective" per free adult household or elite-adjusted income in a high-inequality society, but scaled to an entire metropolis whose top-tier prosperity and infrastructure outshone anywhere else. It was the place where the Hellenistic world's money, brains, and ambition converged most intensely. Alexandria under Ptolemy II wasn't just rich—it was the glittering nerve center of a new cosmopolitan age.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49612635)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

. You stop by a temple, Serapis maybe, because piety here is branding and the gods understand mixed portfolios.

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Date: January 23rd, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49612922)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: Consuela



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Brilliant! And just like a modern working class rich wagecuck, our protagonist did not get to fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49613241)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Give me MOAR prompts like these and I will feed them to my latest Machcine, if you can still call itthat...

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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:49 AM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5589440&forum_id=2.#49613840)