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I got married today, faggots (jcm)

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
180 Congrats to you and the lucky fella. Wishing you ...
deep gaping
  01/18/26
Ty bb
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom
Hot charismatic office partner
  01/18/26
I'm 44 & groom is 46 I'm fat & he is definitely n...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
based
Hot charismatic office partner
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
Dun Aphrodisiac Toilet Seat Locus
  01/18/26
He's black, isn't he?
deep gaping
  01/18/26
This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of x...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
It better not be gunnerattt
Burgundy Stock Car
  01/18/26
My husband?!?!? ...... *deep breath* AHHHHHH..........
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally ins...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a w...
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you. fo...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
and then married some cumskin anyway >:(
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
Some cumskin...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
you all look the same to me
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
...
deep gaping
  01/18/26
...
deep gaping
  01/18/26
For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
180 I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.
deep gaping
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Which posters have you talked to him about?
exciting theatre
  01/18/26
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hideous affirmative action sanctuary
  01/18/26
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indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Why did you vote against me in MPM?
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted thi...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom...
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
?
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
(fag)
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Niggermonkey
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
WOW thats super racist
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
cr
painfully honest codepig station
  01/18/26
Mazel tov
Supple cerise mood boiling water
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
lol, fag very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great...
Electric bat shit crazy church lettuce
  01/18/26
💋
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Congrats!
Abnormal ruddy pistol
  01/18/26
thank you <3 <3
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?
Fluffy yellow stag film juggernaut
  01/18/26
PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
Still above you. The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddle...
Fluffy yellow stag film juggernaut
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
cr
painfully honest codepig station
  01/18/26
it's the type of mental illness you really only find on plac...
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age
Wonderful mentally impaired black woman sandwich
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality m...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby stil...
Talented Sable Faggotry
  01/18/26
TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster I will answer your...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
but will you?
contagious clear church building
  01/18/26
want to be pipe raped?
AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim
  01/24/26
extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome wil...
Wonderful mentally impaired black woman sandwich
  01/18/26
...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in s...
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
...
indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena
  01/18/26
Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhea...
dead karate
  01/18/26
shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% vot...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
❤️
dead karate
  01/18/26
you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
Crystalline Racy Dopamine
  01/18/26
...
Crimson roast beef
  01/18/26
...
indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena
  01/18/26
...
salmon background story
  01/18/26
Congrats
Dashing big-titted institution
  01/18/26
OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM
Rambunctious orchid boltzmann
  01/18/26
Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do be...
White Thirsty Resort Athletic Conference
  01/18/26
seriously. what a goddamn faggot.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
180 you made it
domesticated yarmulke genital piercing
  01/18/26
ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
not flame? 180^180!!! congrats!!!!
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
not flame, faggot
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
!!!
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
i'll text you pics
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
You're a literal Turd.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
Happy day for the newlyweds-- https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Ruby cruel-hearted factory reset button pozpig
  01/18/26
congrats
offensive olive gay wizard pisswyrm
  01/18/26
wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on ...
emerald insanely creepy trump supporter headpube
  01/18/26
whats the point of marriage without kids seems totally po...
Adventurous black foreskin
  01/18/26
When pics
White Thirsty Resort Athletic Conference
  01/18/26
Congrats
Histrionic vermilion hell
  01/18/26
Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart,...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week retu...
Histrionic vermilion hell
  01/18/26
Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls &l...
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for m...
Histrionic vermilion hell
  01/18/26
Will read thread and report back.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
What do you play? I DABBLE.
Histrionic vermilion hell
  01/18/26
That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead Date...
pearly swashbuckling idea he suggested casino
  01/18/26
I clearly meant providing an heir
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
180 congrats. Did you have a party?
titillating autistic national security agency kitty
  01/18/26
What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear i...
titillating autistic national security agency kitty
  01/18/26
GAY
lavender abusive set deer antler
  01/18/26
Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
titillating autistic national security agency kitty
  01/18/26
...
poppy really tough guy police squad
  01/18/26
Congratulations
big love of her life nibblets
  01/18/26
Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you m...
180 honey-headed school feces
  01/18/26
Congrats. If both White, produce many babydoods asap.
judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire range
  01/18/26
"If both White" Sir this is AutoAdmit
lavender abusive set deer antler
  01/18/26
I'm not Brown, Im just Old.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
...
shaky marketing idea hairy legs
  01/18/26
I'm literally 44. But thank you.
cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch
  01/18/26
No excuses. 1488
judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire range
  01/18/26
...
effete garrison wrinkle
  01/18/26
...
contagious clear church building
  01/18/26
180 congrats
scarlet free-loading generalized bond
  01/18/26
...
Mischievous bateful trailer park cuckoldry
  01/18/26
If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and ha...
effete garrison wrinkle
  01/18/26
Congrats my woman
Overrated hissy fit corner
  01/18/26
we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just...
Crimson roast beef
  01/18/26
Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame
Mischievous bateful trailer park cuckoldry
  01/18/26
Tyty 💋
jcm
  01/24/26
Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!
motley home quadroon
  01/18/26
180, congrats !
hideous affirmative action sanctuary
  01/18/26
tyty bb ❤️
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysa...
alcoholic community account
  01/18/26
This thread is now about Bjork the poaster
fishy knife native
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, friend! Who are his favorite poasters?
canary reading party
  01/18/26
does your husband know that you're fat
Fragrant maize dingle berry lay
  01/18/26
he’s a “musician” which means he’s v...
contagious clear church building
  01/18/26
do it stink tho?
deep gaping
  01/18/26
He's not that kind of musician.
jcm
  01/24/26
Congrats, doobs
lavender abusive set deer antler
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?
big love of her life nibblets
  01/18/26
180! Congrats, you maed it!
Razzle Base Rigpig
  01/18/26
180, congrats!
Glassy state
  01/18/26
Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic a...
Cyan Floppy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap
  01/18/26
whats her name? did both brides wear white?
Bearded chrome theater
  01/18/26
congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this mo...
Cocky nursing home
  01/18/26
🦞🦞🦞🦞
jcm
  01/24/26
I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.
indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena
  01/18/26
9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387
shaky marketing idea hairy legs
  01/18/26
...
jcm
  01/24/26
I'm assuming to another women right
unholy giraffe school cafeteria
  01/18/26
Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!
Crawly tripping cuckold
  01/19/26
Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!
htt
  01/23/26
...
Mister Yak
  01/24/26
...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  01/24/26
Tyty Gratz on your wedding as well!
jcm
  01/24/26
That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on ...
fulano
  01/24/26
Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in anothe...
jcm
  01/24/26


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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I had to give up my decade-long crush on mpa, but will poast selectively edited photos once they become available.

(Technically it was yesterday, but faggotry still stands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598148)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: deep gaping

180

Congrats to you and the lucky fella.

Wishing you happiness and all the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598150)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:07 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Ty bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598155)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 AM
Author: Hot charismatic office partner

what were the combined age and weight of the bride and groom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598153)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:06 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I'm 44 & groom is 46

I'm fat & he is definitely not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598154)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:15 AM
Author: Hot charismatic office partner

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598156)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:22 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598159)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Dun Aphrodisiac Toilet Seat Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598369)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:26 AM
Author: deep gaping

He's black, isn't he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598161)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

This is possibly the most retarded poast in the history of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598164)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Burgundy Stock Car

It better not be gunnerattt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598192)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

My husband?!?!?

......

*deep breath*

AHHHHHH.........

hahahaaaaaahahahhahahahhhhhahah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598193)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

this is unnecessarily dismissive m'lady

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598319)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

i have no response that is not wildly racist or mortally insulting to you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598348)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

you could have had an empire of motels and all the saris a woman could want if you just gave yourself a chance to love biryani

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598357)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

three days ago i ate lamb vindaloo and thought of you.

for whatever thats worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598373)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

and then married some cumskin anyway >:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598396)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Some cumskin...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598434)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:16 PM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

you all look the same to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598624)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: deep gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600040)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: deep gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600038)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:20 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

For those who are wondering, my husband is 1000000x aware of this faggot website and everything that goes along w it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:27 AM
Author: deep gaping

180

I have a bunch of accounts if he wants one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598162)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598165)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: exciting theatre

Which posters have you talked to him about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598946)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: hideous affirmative action sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599158)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:30 PM
Author: indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600014)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598173)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598174)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:24 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

Why did you vote against me in MPM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598175)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I have no idea who you are, but the fact that you posted this makes me think you are a huge fucking faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:53 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

Furk you. nswer the question. You said you vote for Bbooooom over me even if he were ded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598187)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:02 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

You sound like the biggest asshole imaginable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:08 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598194)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:10 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

(fag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598196)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

Niggermonkey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598322)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:39 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

WOW thats super racist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598350)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: painfully honest codepig station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598329)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:33 AM
Author: Supple cerise mood boiling water

Mazel tov

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598181)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:46 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598184)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:04 AM
Author: Electric bat shit crazy church lettuce

lol, fag

very happy for you, hope you two fags have a great life together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598191)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 5:15 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598200)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:34 AM
Author: Abnormal ruddy pistol

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598212)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

thank you <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598216)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:45 AM
Author: Fluffy yellow stag film juggernaut

Marriage is flame. Why would you do it at this point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598214)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:14 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

PF is still the oldest cat lady on xoxo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598318)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:21 AM
Author: Fluffy yellow stag film juggernaut

Still above you.

The imaginary alcoholic-wife-with-toddler storyline is pure insecurity. Fake as hell. On the off chance it's real: congrats on being trapped with someone you loathe. ROTFL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598327)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598416)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: painfully honest codepig station

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598454)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

it's the type of mental illness you really only find on places like xo. why would someone LARP this way? it's munchausen by screen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598564)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:03 AM
Author: Wonderful mentally impaired black woman sandwich

congrats, inspiring to know I can maek it at any age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598219)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I'm literally 44. I know several women who married quality men in their 40s.

It's never too late to MAEK it, babe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598225)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Talented Sable Faggotry

does ur vagina still "work"? can u maek babby still?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598226)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

TT, you are my 2nd favorite xo poaster

I will answer your gook questions.... <3 love u bb

yes, i can still maek babby. I am 44, lol. Healthy white women (who I understand you have know experience with/knowledge about- can form babby until 50 for the most part)

LOVE U BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598354)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: contagious clear church building

but will you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598622)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 7:49 AM
Author: AZNgirl Humping Shriveled Cock of Dead ICE Victim

want to be pipe raped?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613958)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: Wonderful mentally impaired black woman sandwich

extrapolating from current trends, at 46, Stats Handsome will be 280 pounds of solid muscle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598227)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598356)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

(deafening silence on whether he will become proficient in stats)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598361)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600018)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:08 AM
Author: dead karate

Congratulations. Was the groom eager to claim your maidenhead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598265)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

shut the fuck up you fucking faggot who i 1000000000000% voted for in every round of mpm

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598343)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: dead karate

❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598359)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

you're literally my favorite poaster of the past 2 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598362)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:16 AM
Author: Crystalline Racy Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598267)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Crimson roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598424)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600019)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: salmon background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600140)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:29 AM
Author: Dashing big-titted institution

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598273)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:52 AM
Author: Rambunctious orchid boltzmann

OP is nigger for voting for a dead poster over me in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598294)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: White Thirsty Resort Athletic Conference

Try not being a terrible poster and maybe you’ll do better in MPM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598333)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

seriously. what a goddamn faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598364)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: domesticated yarmulke genital piercing

180 you made it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598313)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

ty friend, i realize i creepily mentioned you in my OP. hope it was only moderately creepy and.... uh.... yeah

thanks! <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598342)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:16 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

not flame?

180^180!!! congrats!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598321)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:38 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

not flame, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598349)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598353)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

i'll text you pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598367)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598368)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

You're a literal Turd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598420)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: Ruby cruel-hearted factory reset button pozpig

Happy day for the newlyweds--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf-2tunXZN4&list=RDKf-2tunXZN4&index=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598328)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: offensive olive gay wizard pisswyrm

congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598341)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: emerald insanely creepy trump supporter headpube

wow! congratulations! how many children are you planning on having?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598360)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Adventurous black foreskin

whats the point of marriage without kids

seems totally pointless

just cohabitate and inch toward obesity eating bonbons and living together unmarried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598365)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: White Thirsty Resort Athletic Conference

When pics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598418)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Histrionic vermilion hell

Congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598419)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of providing you an heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598422)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Histrionic vermilion hell

The girl I am obsessed w that I poasted about last week returns to the island today! We were both so sad to be apart that she decided to come right back. We shall see!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598438)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Link to the thread about the object of your obsession pls <3



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598449)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Histrionic vermilion hell

2nd half of this thread as it takes an unexpected turn for me: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818259&mc=131&forum_id=2

Where did you meet husband and does he know about ZOZO?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598455)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Will read thread and report back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598472)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Histrionic vermilion hell

What do you play? I DABBLE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598495)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: pearly swashbuckling idea he suggested casino

That’s not what an heir is you fucking airhead

Date: January 18th, 2026 10:25 AM

Author: bjork

Ty homie, I enjoy your poasting & hoap you meet a smart, gorgeous woman worthy of being your heir.

❤️💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2#49598422)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598460)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I clearly meant providing an heir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598464)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: titillating autistic national security agency kitty

180 congrats. Did you have a party?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598441)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:38 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

What if I told you I played a song, friend 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598447)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: titillating autistic national security agency kitty

That’s beautiful and I would ask if I could see/hear it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598452)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:46 AM
Author: lavender abusive set deer antler

GAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598456)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

Your mind is about to be blown, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598469)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: titillating autistic national security agency kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599513)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: poppy really tough guy police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598565)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: big love of her life nibblets

Congratulations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598478)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: 180 honey-headed school feces

Congrats! Tell us about the guy and the wedding, how'd you meet, how did he propose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598485)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire range

Congrats.

If both White, produce many babydoods asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598536)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: lavender abusive set deer antler

"If both White"

Sir this is AutoAdmit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598541)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I'm not Brown, Im just Old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598544)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: shaky marketing idea hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600055)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: cerebral hyperactive parlor crotch

I'm literally 44. But thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598542)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: judgmental chestnut multi-billionaire range

No excuses. 1488

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598545)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: effete garrison wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598573)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: contagious clear church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598625)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: scarlet free-loading generalized bond

180 congrats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598540)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Mischievous bateful trailer park cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598899)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:45 AM
Author: effete garrison wrinkle

If not flame, big congrats, hope you guys have a long and happy marriage together

If flame, big congrats on the extremely successful flame thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598568)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Overrated hissy fit corner

Congrats my woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598652)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Crimson roast beef

we don't really talk on here, so you don't know me, but just the same - congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598897)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Mischievous bateful trailer park cuckoldry

Congrats! Very happy for you, jcm, 100% not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598900)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:57 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty 💋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613854)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: motley home quadroon

Good for you! I'm glad you're happy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598920)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 2:57 PM
Author: hideous affirmative action sanctuary

180, congrats !

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598949)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: jcm

tyty bb ❤️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613846)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: alcoholic community account

Congrats! Please invite me to your wedding reception at Dysart's! <3. Pls don't retire and hope you poast from time to time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598962)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:04 PM
Author: fishy knife native

This thread is now about Bjork the poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598964)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:40 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613829)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: canary reading party

Congrats, friend!

Who are his favorite poasters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49598989)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: Fragrant maize dingle berry lay

does your husband know that you're fat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599024)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: contagious clear church building

he’s a “musician” which means he’s very “granola” and gets off on her face sitting him with her stinky FUPA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599183)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: deep gaping

do it stink tho?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600012)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm

He's not that kind of musician.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613821)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: lavender abusive set deer antler

Congrats, doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599030)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613822)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: big love of her life nibblets

What did Darnell think of the bridal suite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599190)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Razzle Base Rigpig

180! Congrats, you maed it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599220)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: Glassy state

180, congrats!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599236)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Cyan Floppy Kitchen Mad-dog Skullcap

Did any poasters attend this affair? Did any grab the mic at the reception?

180 congrats, friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599816)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Bearded chrome theater

whats her name? did both brides wear white?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599836)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: Cocky nursing home

congratulations although I do wonder about the smell this morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49599842)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: jcm

🦞🦞🦞🦞

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613824)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: indecent embarrassed to the bone striped hyena

I hope this is true, Sis. You deserve it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600020)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: shaky marketing idea hairy legs

9823748923742384723984723984723897423894324387

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600058)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:41 AM
Author: jcm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613830)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: unholy giraffe school cafeteria

I'm assuming to another women right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600142)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Crawly tripping cuckold

Congratulations JCM, I'm very happy for both of you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49600254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 9:32 PM
Author: htt

Dirte!!!!!!! How are you, bro?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613310)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:36 AM
Author: Mister Yak



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613825)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:11 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614135)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 2:37 AM
Author: jcm

Tyty

Gratz on your wedding as well!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49613826)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: fulano

That's whokebe btw. He invented being a humongous faggot on xo.

Congrats on finding some one to be with you for a little while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614162)



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Date: January 24th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: jcm

Yeah, I figured out who it was from the discussion in another thread. I dont pay much attention to moniker changes.

And ty. I guess some men *are* into garbage can bodies and horse mane hair!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823501&forum_id=2.#49614165)