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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Crimson patrolman
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
Startling Ebony Den Boiling Water
  04/09/24
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Topaz bonkers son of senegal hall
  08/30/24
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bespoke menage
  02/11/25
*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
thriller corn cake locus
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
vermilion bearded volcanic crater
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
angry whorehouse
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
narrow-minded cracking lodge
  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
Irradiated garrison
  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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  04/09/24
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supple church
  04/09/24
It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
exciting bistre chapel
  04/09/24
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tantric dashing stag film
  04/09/24
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Pale demanding regret
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
Blathering Apoplectic House
  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
Blathering Apoplectic House
  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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  04/09/24
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canary trailer park foreskin
  04/09/24
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Pale demanding regret
  04/11/24
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french sanctuary
  04/09/24
To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
tantric dashing stag film
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
exciting bistre chapel
  04/09/24
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Dull theater stage hunting ground
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
vermilion bearded volcanic crater
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
vermilion bearded volcanic crater
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
?
vermilion bearded volcanic crater
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
exciting bistre chapel
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Judas Jones
  12/10/25
Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
low-t histrionic gas station deer antler
  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
low-t histrionic gas station deer antler
  04/09/24
You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
low-t histrionic gas station deer antler
  04/09/24
It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so s...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
Disrespectful Mexican
  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Crimson patrolman
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
Startling Ebony Den Boiling Water
  04/09/24
Pedophile.
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Crimson patrolman
  04/09/24
Pedophile
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/09/24
dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The vi...
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
tantric dashing stag film
  04/10/24
Thats not me
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
angry whorehouse
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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  04/10/24
Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
Razzle tank
  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
vigorous autistic hominid
  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
Razzle tank
  04/10/24
I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
Razzle tank
  04/10/24
I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
angry whorehouse
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
Peach Razzle-dazzle Stead Sweet Tailpipe
  04/11/24
I really like it here.
self-absorbed comical national security agency
  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
vigorous autistic hominid
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
self-absorbed comical national security agency
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
vigorous autistic hominid
  04/10/24
sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
thirsty jew
  04/10/24
it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arre...
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  04/10/24
I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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self-absorbed comical national security agency
  04/11/24
you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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  04/10/24
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Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
wonderful brunch
  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
vigorous autistic hominid
  04/11/24
I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
wonderful brunch
  04/11/24
Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are &ldqu...
Buck-toothed Tanning Salon
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/11/24
It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/11/24
this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night
  04/11/24
There are rules here? If those rules are kept
Hilarious laughsome double fault
  04/11/24
CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
Wild Senate
  04/11/24
Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the di...
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supple church
  04/11/24
What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Disrespectful Mexican
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Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got...
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  04/11/24
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Crimson patrolman

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Startling Ebony Den Boiling Water

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: Topaz bonkers son of senegal hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: bespoke menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48645790)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: thriller corn cake locus

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: vermilion bearded volcanic crater

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569768)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: angry whorehouse

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: narrow-minded cracking lodge

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: Irradiated garrison

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: exciting bistre chapel

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: supple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: exciting bistre chapel

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: tantric dashing stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Pale demanding regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573248)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: Blathering Apoplectic House

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Blathering Apoplectic House

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: canary trailer park foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569827)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Pale demanding regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573247)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: french sanctuary



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: tantric dashing stag film

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: exciting bistre chapel

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Dull theater stage hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569393)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: vermilion bearded volcanic crater

How’s the spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569409)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: vermilion bearded volcanic crater

The bar spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569412)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: vermilion bearded volcanic crater

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569425)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: exciting bistre chapel

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: exciting bistre chapel

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572042)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572157)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: french sanctuary

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569466)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569470)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: stimulating ungodly stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570546)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Flirting 180 library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573719)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Azure sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48676933)



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Flirting 180 library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48677120)



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Date: December 10th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#49500193)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: low-t histrionic gas station deer antler

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: low-t histrionic gas station deer antler

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: low-t histrionic gas station deer antler

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: low-t histrionic gas station deer antler

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mexican

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Crimson patrolman

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Startling Ebony Den Boiling Water

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Crimson patrolman

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gold spot masturbator

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: Citrine hot dilemma telephone

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570111)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: hyperactive amethyst ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573316)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Internet-worthy gold spot masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573560)



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: bespoke menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48677595)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: Duck-like Church Building

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: tantric dashing stag film

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: angry whorehouse

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring hospital mood

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle tank

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: vigorous autistic hominid

The view. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570576)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: Razzle tank

Spaceporn? Your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570590)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Razzle tank

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570644)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: angry whorehouse

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Peach Razzle-dazzle Stead Sweet Tailpipe

You’re a sick pedo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572843)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: self-absorbed comical national security agency

I really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570593)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: vigorous autistic hominid

Check yr throwaway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570598)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: self-absorbed comical national security agency

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: vigorous autistic hominid

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570964)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: thirsty jew

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570762)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: racy sienna pervert

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47570981)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47571032)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: self-absorbed comical national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573039)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: Vibrant theater gaming laptop

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47571036)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47571055)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: wonderful brunch

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47572868)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: vigorous autistic hominid

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573110)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: wonderful brunch

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Tanning Salon

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Wild Senate

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: wonderful brunch

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: supple church

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573127)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

What’s up with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573522)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mexican

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573622)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mexican

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573636)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mexican

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573683)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: supple church

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573698)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: Hilarious laughsome double fault

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: supple church

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573705)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Wild Senate

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47573152)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47576545)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48026466)



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: narrow-minded cracking lodge

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#47576573)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48026450)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Appetizing Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2.#48228771)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Contagious misanthropic locale queen of the night

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: Bull headed adventurous location police squad



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Red range death wish

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed big-titted feces area



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Mentally impaired affirmative action rehab

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: trip ruddy cuckold property



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