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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
wwop
aqua menage dingle berry
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
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Spectacular center
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
Motley Sex Offender Point
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Bateful Transparent Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
peach wagecucks
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Contagious national security agency
  10/06/25
How old was she
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
19
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
mfcr
aqua menage dingle berry
  10/06/25
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peach wagecucks
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Contagious national security agency
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Puce Rambunctious Cuck
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Bateful Transparent Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend
  10/06/25
As if
snowy ungodly gunner
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
peach wagecucks
  10/06/25
Yes
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Abnormal Wrinkle
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
180 monikor
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
sick useless brakes lay
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Pungent principal's office mad cow disease
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
me too
peach wagecucks
  10/06/25
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hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
Pearly balding heaven background story
  10/06/25
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mischievous range fat ankles
  10/06/25
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Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
passionate nofapping fortuitous meteor
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
sick useless brakes lay
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Puce Rambunctious Cuck
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
Nice edit
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
garnet address community account
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
burgundy temple place of business
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
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big henna house
  10/06/25
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swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
Provocative cerise blood rage voyeur
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
Ok
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
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hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
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swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
Liar!
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
Avocado hairraiser hospital boiling water
  10/06/25
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mischievous range fat ankles
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
hyperactive frum ticket booth
  10/06/25
21 actually.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
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Abnormal Wrinkle
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Hideous pistol
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
Startled Deep Senate Death Wish
  10/06/25
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Arousing Hairless Area
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Amber half-breed
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Pearl Public Bath Marketing Idea
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Racy School
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
stubborn violet nibblets
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
nubile well-lubricated goal in life
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
Arousing Hairless Area
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Abnormal Wrinkle
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
nubile well-lubricated goal in life
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Razzle Learning Disabled Nursing Home Candlestick Maker
  10/06/25
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excitant patrolman trust fund
  10/06/25
Misspelled 3
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  08/15/26
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Laughsome fanboi
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Razzle Learning Disabled Nursing Home Candlestick Maker
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
autistic bat-shit-crazy psychic
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
vibrant parlor
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
swashbuckling lime keepsake machete
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
duck-like mustard plaza toaster
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Diverse cuckoldry
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Curious Weed Whacker Shrine
  10/06/25
pics?
mischievous range fat ankles
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
umber stage idiot
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
sick useless brakes lay
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
Walnut unholy old irish cottage
  10/07/25
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burgundy temple place of business
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
vivacious clear striped hyena
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
Federal Brilliant Hairy Legs
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
  08/15/26


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328896)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: aqua menage dingle berry

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328898)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Spectacular center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328905)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Motley Sex Offender Point

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful Transparent Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend

*The Crush

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329556)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: peach wagecucks

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Contagious national security agency

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

How old was she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328906)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: garnet address community account

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: aqua menage dingle berry

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: peach wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329013)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Contagious national security agency

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Hideous pistol



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Cuck

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Bateful Transparent Orchestra Pit Organic Girlfriend

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: snowy ungodly gunner

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: garnet address community account

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: peach wagecucks

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: garnet address community account

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Abnormal Wrinkle

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: garnet address community account

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: garnet address community account

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: sick useless brakes lay

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Pungent principal's office mad cow disease

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: garnet address community account

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: peach wagecucks

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Pearly balding heaven background story

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: mischievous range fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Hideous pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: passionate nofapping fortuitous meteor

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: sick useless brakes lay

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Puce Rambunctious Cuck

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: garnet address community account

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: garnet address community account

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: garnet address community account

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: garnet address community account

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: burgundy temple place of business

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: big henna house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Provocative cerise blood rage voyeur

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Avocado hairraiser hospital boiling water

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: mischievous range fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: hyperactive frum ticket booth

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Abnormal Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Hideous pistol

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Startled Deep Senate Death Wish

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Arousing Hairless Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Amber half-breed

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Pearl Public Bath Marketing Idea

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Racy School

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: stubborn violet nibblets

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: nubile well-lubricated goal in life

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Arousing Hairless Area

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Abnormal Wrinkle

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: nubile well-lubricated goal in life

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Razzle Learning Disabled Nursing Home Candlestick Maker

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: excitant patrolman trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330489)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Laughsome fanboi

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Razzle Learning Disabled Nursing Home Candlestick Maker

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: autistic bat-shit-crazy psychic

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: vibrant parlor

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling lime keepsake machete

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: duck-like mustard plaza toaster

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Diverse cuckoldry

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Curious Weed Whacker Shrine

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: mischievous range fat ankles

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: umber stage idiot

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: sick useless brakes lay

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: Walnut unholy old irish cottage

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: burgundy temple place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vivacious clear striped hyena

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Federal Brilliant Hairy Legs

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2.#50069362)