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ITT I tell a spooky sister in law story

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; ev...
electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface
  10/03/23
You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother usin...
sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people
  10/03/23
I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog
electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface
  10/03/23
And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try a...
sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people
  10/03/23
I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this ...
electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface
  10/03/23
tp
sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people
  10/03/23
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Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund
  11/12/25
And written in lipstick.
beta federal stage french chef
  10/04/23
tp
Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund
  11/12/25
tp.
Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund
  11/12/25
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Lake laughsome box office
  10/04/23
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electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface
  01/11/25
and the guy's name? albert einstein
Vigorous vermilion shrine background story
  11/12/25
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plum location
  11/12/25
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Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund
  11/12/25


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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:34 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface

Guy is visiting his in laws for Christmas in the country; everyone but the man and his wife all go into town but are snowed in and have to stay there until the next day. It’s cold in the old house and they go to close all the windows and seal off the drafts but there’s one small one in the basement they can’t quite reach but they’re two floors up and just put on more blankets and it’s okay.

In the night the husband wakes up to what sounds like clanging and banging and he gets a little spooked. He goes to wake his wife but she’s not there! But under the covers his dick starts getting sucked and it’s amazing. He cums hard and goes back to sleep.

In the morning he gets up and his wife isn’t in bed. He goes to the bathroom to wash up and to his horror, her body is hanging from Christmas lights in the shower, entrails spilling on the floor. And on the bathroom mirror, written in blood, is a message:

“SISTERS IN LAW CAN SUCK TOO”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881417)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people

You spent your time writing that and didn't even bother using past tense or even a framing device

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881419)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:36 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface

I literally wrote this on my phone while walking my dog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881422)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:38 PM
Author: sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people

And I have RSI in my right thumb but I can be assed to try and suspend disbelief

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881426)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:39 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface

I’m not really trying to suspend disbelief since this is a riff on a classic urban legend; it’s not really intended to be more than a gag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2023 10:40 PM
Author: sooty bateful step-uncle's house main people

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881438)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:32 AM
Author: Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund



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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:06 AM
Author: beta federal stage french chef

And written in lipstick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881746)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund

tp

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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#49423787)



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Date: October 4th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Lake laughsome box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#46881761)



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Date: January 11th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: electric mildly autistic principal's office ratface



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous vermilion shrine background story

and the guy's name? albert einstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#49423799)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: plum location



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Date: November 12th, 2025 3:35 PM
Author: Soggy Twinkling Dog Poop Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5418834&forum_id=2.#49423809)