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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/08/25
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Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Fighting nighttime lodge marketing idea
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Walnut dragon
  12/12/25
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Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck
  12/17/25
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Histrionic startled dilemma
  12/17/25
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zombie-like titillating library
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Appetizing dingle berry
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Appetizing dingle berry
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Shaky floppy puppy
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Dashing Hateful Institution
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/18/25
lol
Exhilarant navy school private investor
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Dashing Hateful Institution
  12/17/25
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Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
canary disgusting blood rage
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Exhilarant navy school private investor
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
canary disgusting blood rage
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
house-broken beta den laser beams
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
hideous beady-eyed church building
  12/17/25
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adulterous supple corn cake
  12/17/25
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plum harsh hunting ground mexican
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Comical mahogany pervert
  12/17/25
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galvanic mad cow disease sex offender
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Nubile genital piercing business firm
  12/17/25
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Excitant Tan Shitlib
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
contagious clown
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
house-broken beta den laser beams
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
contagious clown
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
house-broken beta den laser beams
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
contagious clown
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
carnelian lay keepsake machete
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
canary disgusting blood rage
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
canary disgusting blood rage
  12/17/25
...
carnelian lay keepsake machete
  12/17/25
I am not!
swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
peach geriatric alpha fanboi
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Fighting nighttime lodge marketing idea

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Walnut dragon

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Histrionic startled dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: zombie-like titillating library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Appetizing dingle berry

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Appetizing dingle berry

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Shaky floppy puppy

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Dashing Hateful Institution

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant navy school private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Dashing Hateful Institution

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: canary disgusting blood rage

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant navy school private investor

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: canary disgusting blood rage

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Spectacular Buck-toothed Parlor Cuck

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: house-broken beta den laser beams

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: hideous beady-eyed church building

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: adulterous supple corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: plum harsh hunting ground mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Comical mahogany pervert

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: galvanic mad cow disease sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Nubile genital piercing business firm

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Excitant Tan Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: contagious clown

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: house-broken beta den laser beams

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: contagious clown

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: house-broken beta den laser beams

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: contagious clown

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: carnelian lay keepsake machete

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: canary disgusting blood rage

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: canary disgusting blood rage

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: carnelian lay keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling silver hospital pocket flask

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: peach geriatric alpha fanboi

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518198)