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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21932115)



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: spectacular demanding ape



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: painfully honest den



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Unhinged Cuckoldry



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Insane Galvanic Spot Candlestick Maker

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Insane Galvanic Spot Candlestick Maker

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: greedy station

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: avocado school son of senegal

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cerise Yarmulke University



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Cerise Yarmulke University



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape

180

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: diverse stain azn



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: bisexual cumskin

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: ultramarine mischievous boltzmann

this one is my favorite image

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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: nudist internal respiration trailer park

tired flame

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: bright trip site

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Nighttime bateful principal's office therapy

jfc JJC

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Comical gas station place of business

lol jjc

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Frum multi-colored senate dopamine

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: jet idiot

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: Maize Alpha National

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Nighttime bateful principal's office therapy



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: marvelous mad cow disease temple

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: vigorous azure menage associate

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: Fighting depressive garrison

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: beady-eyed brass parlor

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: sickened disrespectful telephone

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Mind-boggling preventive strike base

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: flesh magical trump supporter

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Flickering low-t cruise ship partner

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle poppy incel legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Iridescent lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: unholy khaki home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: lascivious plaza coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Provocative Duck-like Theater Stage Turdskin

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Flickering low-t cruise ship partner

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: bright trip site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: ultramarine mischievous boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: hairraiser lavender wrinkle

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Floppy lettuce

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Yellow idiotic corn cake

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Flickering low-t cruise ship partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Exciting Foreskin Pit

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Thriller fantasy-prone gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: stimulating chad

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: crawly aphrodisiac ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: massive brunch

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Infuriating reading party boistinker

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Mewling offensive locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Sienna karate

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Violet jap famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Stubborn aqua striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Lemon Boyish Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Frozen alcoholic mood twinkling uncleanness

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Lemon Boyish Regret

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Grizzly Abode Knife

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: spectacular demanding ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: chest-beating exhilarant locale round eye

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz buff area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: hairraiser lavender wrinkle

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: spectacular demanding ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Nighttime bateful principal's office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Wine Address

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Bull headed obsidian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: titillating toaster ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#30307105)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#32961676)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: spectacular demanding ape

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: useless coldplay fan public bath

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Dashing kink-friendly nibblets puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#34193010)



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#35415724)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz buff area mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36040457)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: useless coldplay fan public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Peach Frisky Bbw

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Histrionic canary field juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Nighttime bateful principal's office therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: swollen ivory macaca queen of the night

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38140416)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: internet-worthy fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38179630)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38337172)



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: Coiffed crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#38337221)



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Sapphire curious casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39374743)



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: carmine weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39574330)



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: carmine weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39610384)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: fragrant step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39615961)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: Comical gas station place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39615999)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: Appetizing Medicated Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616050)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:02 AM
Author: concupiscible newt faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616085)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:11 AM
Author: razzle sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#39616132)



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Stubborn aqua striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#40150089)



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#41849619)



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: wonderful piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42347014)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
Author: talking school cafeteria quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42868667)



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: thirsty ebony travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#42868672)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:54 PM
Author: ultramarine mischievous boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861488)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
Author: thirsty ebony travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861508)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: puce church building halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861534)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Pontificating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861536)



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: emerald adventurous stead trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#44861551)



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Pontificating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#45411767)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: impressive volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368495)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
Author: Narrow-minded at-the-ready kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368499)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: citrine confused mediation center

2012 seems like a much more optimistic time on the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368519)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Rusted odious native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368531)



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:35 PM
Author: Cocky community account clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#46368564)



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Date: June 19th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: thirsty ebony travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#47760871)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone dysfunction space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49225168)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: flatulent mother set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49225233)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: puce church building halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49226201)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Motley Aquamarine Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49226371)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:28 AM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948218)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:31 AM
Author: Howard Nutlick's demonic giggle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948220)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 9:35 AM
Author: the discombobulator

But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948226)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: gay of hormuz

jm's like fucking picasso you can identify his masterpieces by era. in this period he would double post in every thread. incredible work



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948293)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 10:28 AM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948310)



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Date: June 19th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: .,.....,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,...,:,..;,..,


xo xobox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2.#49948355)