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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
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Smoky base
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Dark library
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
appetizing effete sanctuary alpha
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Boom
Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
Incredible
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
boom lives
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
appetizing effete sanctuary alpha
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
sepia hateful windowlicker location
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
wmtp
ultramarine bateful sex offender hissy fit
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Twisted double fault
  12/17/25
Strong contender
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Twisted double fault
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Twisted double fault
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot
  12/17/25
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red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
evan39
talking pisswyrm
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
Smoky base
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/17/25
who are you
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
talking pisswyrm
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Charcoal abode ratface
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Adulterous sienna stage
  12/18/25
whokobe
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
vigorous lay
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon
  12/17/25
Who is IH
red gaping piazza
  12/17/25
(n00b)
house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
dashing misunderstood gay wizard locus
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
red gaping piazza
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Learning Disabled Shimmering Step-uncle's House
  12/18/25
Stfu
red gaping piazza
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Rebellious orange house community account
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
wonderful bistre faggotry corner
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
Pungent stimulating volcanic crater useless brakes
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
red gaping piazza
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
self-centered vibrant philosopher-king office
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
red gaping piazza
  12/18/25
Thanks.
dashing misunderstood gay wizard locus
  12/18/25
Boom
Overrated elastic band
  12/18/25
whokebe
painfully honest alcoholic kitty cat hall
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: red gaping piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Smoky base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Dark library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: appetizing effete sanctuary alpha

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: vigorous lay

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: appetizing effete sanctuary alpha

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: sepia hateful windowlicker location

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Mauve Disrespectful School Cafeteria

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: ultramarine bateful sex offender hissy fit

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Twisted double fault

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Twisted double fault

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Twisted double fault

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: red gaping piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: talking pisswyrm

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Smoky base

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: vigorous lay

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: vigorous lay

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: talking pisswyrm

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Charcoal abode ratface

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Adulterous sienna stage

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: vigorous lay

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored Queen Of The Night Spot

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: vigorous lay

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: vigorous lay

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: house-broken rose preventive strike tanning salon

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: dashing misunderstood gay wizard locus

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: red gaping piazza

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Shimmering Step-uncle's House

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Rebellious orange house community account

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: wonderful bistre faggotry corner

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Pungent stimulating volcanic crater useless brakes

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: self-centered vibrant philosopher-king office

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: red gaping piazza

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: dashing misunderstood gay wizard locus

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Overrated elastic band

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: painfully honest alcoholic kitty cat hall

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519546)