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Outnumbered Preventive Strike
  06/12/15
white girls
Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
vigorous drab tanning salon
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Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
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opaque prole stag film
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frum stimulating center
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Translucent Trailer Park
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free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
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sapphire sickened circlehead stage
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
Racy Depressive Resort
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
Racy Depressive Resort
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Jade university
  06/12/15
180
Boyish yellow cumskin codepig
  06/13/15
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Boyish yellow cumskin codepig
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
Curious high-end area kitty
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
titillating meetinghouse place of business
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Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
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lascivious metal toilet seat
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free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
amber mexican
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Azure Internal Respiration
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
frum stimulating center
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
twisted big mad cow disease psychic
  06/12/15
Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
opaque prole stag film
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vigorous drab tanning salon
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Laughsome parlour shitlib
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marvelous stain
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claret harsh plaza coffee pot
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Hateful cocky space background story
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And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
sapphire sickened circlehead stage
  06/12/15
rolf
Carnelian national
  06/12/15
lol
low-t principal's office digit ratio
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diverse ruby associate
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I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
jet-lagged regret hominid
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Magenta lodge gunner
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Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
Provocative dog poop
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amethyst home philosopher-king
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
  01/18/26
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
marvelous stain
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
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opaque prole stag film
  06/12/15
lmaooo
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
lol
marvelous stain
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Concupiscible Citrine Market Tattoo
  06/12/15
Loled
Judgmental Office
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Red brethren
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stirring pale gaming laptop
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse
  06/22/15
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marvelous stain
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
Awkward cerebral lay turdskin
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed
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Pontificating shrine affirmative action
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comical puppy
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
flushed parlor milk
  06/12/15
what the fuck what?
Awkward cerebral lay turdskin
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
Racy Depressive Resort
  06/12/15
wtf
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
Racy Depressive Resort
  06/12/15
lolwut
Awkward cerebral lay turdskin
  06/12/15
Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
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Jade university
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
sapphire sickened circlehead stage
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Adventurous hot halford
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out-of-control bearded library legal warrant
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
Curious high-end area kitty
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
Henna knife main people
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
lmao 180
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
Know-it-all twinkling uncleanness new version
  06/12/15
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Judgmental Office
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
glittery heaven
  06/12/15
180; story plz
Rose big-titted station windowlicker
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
violent address
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
Henna knife main people
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
wild costumed stage french chef
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
Canary cracking den gaping
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
Canary cracking den gaping
  06/12/15
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dead business firm bbw
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Jade university
  06/12/15
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Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
Rose big-titted station windowlicker
  06/12/15
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Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
exciting haunting party of the first part
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
Underhanded topaz giraffe theater
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
exciting haunting party of the first part
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
Silver heady international law enforcement agency multi-billionaire
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
marvelous stain
  06/12/15
what was his name
Adventurous hot halford
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
Outnumbered Preventive Strike
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
abnormal mint corner
  06/12/15
go on...
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
abnormal mint corner
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
dead business firm bbw
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
Deep filthpig point
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
Clear Property
  06/12/15
lol wtf
glittery heaven
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
hairraiser church ratface
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
Judgmental Office
  06/12/15
Good times
Judgmental Office
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
painfully honest pervert sneaky criminal
  06/12/15
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free-loading site clown
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Outnumbered Preventive Strike
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Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse
  06/12/15
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indecent church building pocket flask
  06/13/15
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violent corn cake
  06/13/15
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Red brethren
  06/13/15
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Boyish yellow cumskin codepig
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
orange magical field dragon
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
Outnumbered Preventive Strike
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
orange magical field dragon
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
stirring pale gaming laptop
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/13/15
:-/
Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
violent corn cake
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
indecent church building pocket flask
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Sepia menage
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
Carnelian national
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
free-loading site clown
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
Carnelian national
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
violent address
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
indecent church building pocket flask
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
violent corn cake
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
violent address
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
Provocative dog poop
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
violent address
  06/13/15
omg
violent corn cake
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
exhilarant really tough guy
  06/13/15
lmao
at-the-ready galvanic hall
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
sapphire sickened circlehead stage
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
violent address
  06/13/15
18000000
Provocative dog poop
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
Floppy turquoise double fault pit
  06/13/15
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maniacal antidepressant drug
  06/13/15
180^180
Red brethren
  06/13/15
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  01/18/26
got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Razzmatazz jewess friendly grandma
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
medicated contagious rehab
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
Floppy turquoise double fault pit
  06/13/15
18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
Spectacular cuck
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
dead business firm bbw
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
Spectacular cuck
  06/13/15
Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
autistic locus
  06/13/15
180
violent address
  06/13/15
...
Judgmental Office
  06/13/15
180
Red brethren
  06/13/15
I'd like Julia's input ITT
Outnumbered Preventive Strike
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
Arousing sweet tailpipe
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Pontificating shrine affirmative action
  06/22/15
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Bearded newt
  01/04/18
met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Thirsty kitchen
  01/04/18
Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
anal talented abode police squad
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Outnumbered Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102764)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: vigorous drab tanning salon

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102812)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: opaque prole stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102827)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: frum stimulating center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102855)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Translucent Trailer Park



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: free-loading site clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: sapphire sickened circlehead stage



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

winnar /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102877)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Racy Depressive Resort

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Racy Depressive Resort

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Jade university

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: Boyish yellow cumskin codepig

180

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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Boyish yellow cumskin codepig



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: Curious high-end area kitty

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: titillating meetinghouse place of business

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106041)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: lascivious metal toilet seat



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: free-loading site clown



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: amber mexican

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Azure Internal Respiration

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: frum stimulating center

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: twisted big mad cow disease psychic

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: opaque prole stag film

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: vigorous drab tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: Laughsome parlour shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: marvelous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: claret harsh plaza coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Hateful cocky space background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: sapphire sickened circlehead stage

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Carnelian national

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: low-t principal's office digit ratio

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: diverse ruby associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged regret hominid

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: Magenta lodge gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Provocative dog poop

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: amethyst home philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: marvelous stain

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: opaque prole stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: marvelous stain

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible Citrine Market Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: Judgmental Office

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Red brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: stirring pale gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: marvelous stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Awkward cerebral lay turdskin

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: comical puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: flushed parlor milk

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: Awkward cerebral lay turdskin

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Racy Depressive Resort

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Racy Depressive Resort

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Awkward cerebral lay turdskin

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Jade university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: sapphire sickened circlehead stage

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: Adventurous hot halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: out-of-control bearded library legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Curious high-end area kitty

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: Henna knife main people

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Nighttime Brilliant Hospital Half-breed

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Know-it-all twinkling uncleanness new version

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: Judgmental Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: glittery heaven

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: Rose big-titted station windowlicker

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: violent address

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Henna knife main people

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: wild costumed stage french chef

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Canary cracking den gaping

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Canary cracking den gaping

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: dead business firm bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Jade university

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: Rose big-titted station windowlicker

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring Soul-stirring Idiot Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: exciting haunting party of the first part

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: Underhanded topaz giraffe theater

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: exciting haunting party of the first part

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: Silver heady international law enforcement agency multi-billionaire

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: marvelous stain

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: Adventurous hot halford

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Outnumbered Preventive Strike

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: abnormal mint corner

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: abnormal mint corner

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: dead business firm bbw

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Deep filthpig point

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Clear Property

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: glittery heaven

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: hairraiser church ratface

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: Judgmental Office

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: Judgmental Office

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: painfully honest pervert sneaky criminal

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: free-loading site clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Outnumbered Preventive Strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: indecent church building pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: violent corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Red brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Boyish yellow cumskin codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: orange magical field dragon

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Outnumbered Preventive Strike

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: orange magical field dragon

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: stirring pale gaming laptop

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Excitant fluffy bawdyhouse

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: violent corn cake

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: indecent church building pocket flask

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Sepia menage

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Carnelian national

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: free-loading site clown

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Carnelian national

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: violent address

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: indecent church building pocket flask

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: violent corn cake

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: violent address

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: Provocative dog poop

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: violent address

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: violent corn cake

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: exhilarant really tough guy

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: at-the-ready galvanic hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: sapphire sickened circlehead stage

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: violent address

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: Provocative dog poop

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: Floppy turquoise double fault pit

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: maniacal antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Red brethren

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Razzmatazz jewess friendly grandma

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: medicated contagious rehab

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Floppy turquoise double fault pit

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Spectacular cuck

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: dead business firm bbw

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Spectacular cuck

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: autistic locus

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: violent address

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Judgmental Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Red brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: Outnumbered Preventive Strike

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Arousing sweet tailpipe

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Pontificating shrine affirmative action

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Bearded newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Thirsty kitchen

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: anal talented abode police squad

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2.#49598263)