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how the fuck do people not survive plane crashes?

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump ...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
wow great point man
Crusty resort faggotry
  11/17/13
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Nighttime Unhinged Set
  02/09/14
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Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  12/01/13
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mustard comical degenerate
  11/17/13
you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fi...
Titillating light toaster garrison
  11/17/13
Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. ...
deep tank
  11/17/13
don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body ...
carmine crawly lodge puppy
  11/18/13
tp
Marvelous Really Tough Guy
  11/03/25
(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)
Topaz shivering parlor
  12/01/13
not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested thi...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pul...
mustard comical degenerate
  11/17/13
probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id ...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
yeah exactly
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.
nudist hominid forum
  12/22/14
pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that lik...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  12/22/14
go back to reddit
trip wine locus hairy legs
  12/10/19
cr same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump u...
Naked milky windowlicker elastic band
  11/17/13
hard part about this is timing. you never really know and th...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
What if it is at night though bro?
umber gas station quadroon
  11/17/13
see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think a...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we ...
fishy multi-colored bawdyhouse
  02/22/14
You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the rai...
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  04/07/16
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magenta weed whacker
  12/10/19
Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?
excitant balding nowag field
  03/03/24
i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyon...
awkward jew
  11/17/13
I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a p...
histrionic opaque water buffalo stage
  11/17/13
or a gigantic shopping bag
bat-shit-crazy state
  11/17/13
?
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  11/17/13
i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing lin...
At-the-ready burgundy den
  11/18/13
Well?
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  02/22/14
[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]
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  03/24/15
you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever
saffron sick cuckoldry
  11/17/13
(physics n00b)
mustard comical degenerate
  11/17/13
almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the ...
Hairraiser Internet-worthy Trump Supporter
  11/17/13
Your done here lol
ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode
  11/17/13
just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph
saffron sick cuckoldry
  11/17/13
you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going for...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from ...
saffron sick cuckoldry
  11/17/13
Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simp...
ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode
  11/17/13
Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right ab...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 sec...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with th...
saffron sick cuckoldry
  11/17/13
even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from ...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider r...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
You're done here
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  11/19/13
(idiot)
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
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Canary masturbator
  11/17/13
yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of t...
Bronze theater stage
  11/17/13
right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivo...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
i never understood why so many people survive car accidents ...
Canary masturbator
  11/17/13
something to do with airbags i think
Naked milky windowlicker elastic band
  11/17/13
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Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
ahhh makes sense
Canary masturbator
  11/17/13
how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?
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  11/17/13
only?
Bronze theater stage
  11/17/13
because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sit...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
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Bistre turdskin
  11/19/13
Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material ...
carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/17/13
i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
Shitlawyer union won't let them
ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode
  11/17/13
lol because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly
Bright Learning Disabled Casino Sound Barrier
  11/17/13
couldnt they just make the engines stronger?
Canary masturbator
  11/17/13
lol
Bright Learning Disabled Casino Sound Barrier
  11/17/13
lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that,&quo...
carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/17/13
LOL yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??
Bronze theater stage
  11/17/13
lmao.
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  11/18/13
cq
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Marvelous Really Tough Guy
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After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as yo...
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  11/17/13
lol'd irl from picturing this
carmine crawly lodge puppy
  11/18/13
Underrated
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  11/18/13
holy shit lol
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tyft mental image
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chortled, picturing road runner legs.
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Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty f...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
Your degree taught you shit dumbass. http://dsc.discover...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people success...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so m...
carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king
  11/17/13
yeah I mean every bit helps
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro
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  11/17/13
*legit retard*
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
Read up faggot http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbust...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane ...
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
titcr chip kelly is done here
Canary masturbator
  11/17/13
yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by tw...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
show your work, faggot
Mahogany idiot
  11/17/13
cr what a clown lol
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator ca...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh. ...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explan...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B....
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
i thought you had a ph.d
Mahogany idiot
  11/17/13
same thing but no yeah i gave up those dreams to be...
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework....
Mahogany idiot
  11/17/13
this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy inste...
Mahogany idiot
  11/17/13
LJL, how could the dummy even jump?
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
LOL
Fragrant territorial market wrinkle
  11/17/13
(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)
Violent main people
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. ...
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
How are the "physics" different mouthbreather? ...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was u...
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
LOL tyft great flame or you are legitimately retarded
Cerise Pistol Rigor
  11/18/13
chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE
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  11/17/13
worst selfpwn i've seen in a while
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  11/17/13
really embarassing
big arrogant space skinny woman
  11/18/13
no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol reta...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and ...
Violent main people
  11/17/13
Did you even read your link? The ACTUAL PERSON survived, ...
Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler
  11/17/13
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Kink-friendly Haunted Graveyard Chad
  11/18/13
Bort, what's the debate and who is between? tyia
Bronze theater stage
  11/17/13
these people who can't think for themselves just buy into co...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/17/13
well executed flame
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  11/17/13
holy shit not flame
slimy smoky nursing home queen of the night
  12/17/13
tl;dr why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why d...
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  11/17/13
it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger fli...
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cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing ...
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Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, ...
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the scariest thing about this thread? the people that don...
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  11/18/13
Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airl...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/18/13
the ONLY question that matters. how can i change?
lilac talented milk
  11/18/13
If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/18/13
i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why ...
drab judgmental trailer park dopamine
  11/18/13
(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash) The plane literally...
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  11/18/13
that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it ...
drab judgmental trailer park dopamine
  11/18/13
i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging eleva...
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  11/18/13
Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/18/13
cr the voice of reason
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i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.
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If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would i...
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You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're go...
Lascivious slippery boiling water office
  11/18/13
a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survi...
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dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break ...
Beady-eyed Piazza Jap
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happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us j...
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  11/18/13
I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do su...
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I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport...
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Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit ...
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  11/19/13
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ty, brother.
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awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or eleva...
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  12/17/13
well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques f...
slimy smoky nursing home queen of the night
  12/17/13
show your work breh. i know at least three people that survi...
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  12/17/13
This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any so...
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  12/17/13
if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about...
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if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as...
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  12/22/14
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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

why dont people just line up at the emergency exit and jump out right before the plane hits the ground? Seems literally retarded that people don't do this more. Most people will die but the people at the exits should never die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458418)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:45 PM
Author: Crusty resort faggotry

wow great point man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458428)



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Date: February 9th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: Nighttime Unhinged Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24982725)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 5:59 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547190)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: mustard comical degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458433)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Titillating light toaster garrison

you mean so like the plane lands on top of them in a huge fireball? yeah i don't know why people don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458436)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: deep tank

Jump as far to the side as you can then stop drop and roll. Should be NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458514)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:47 PM
Author: carmine crawly lodge puppy

don't forget to drop 30k feet into the ocean with your body shaped like a needle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461748)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Really Tough Guy

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397901)



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Date: December 1st, 2013 6:05 PM
Author: Topaz shivering parlor

(Guy who is completely submerged in obvious flame)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24547218)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

not flame someone in my freshman history class suggested this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458438)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: mustard comical degenerate

i know a dude who actually did it. still cant believe he pulled it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458449)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

probably just timed the jump RIGHT before the plane hit the ground so that it was basically like he just jumped off a ledge a couple feet above the ground.

I mean once you jump off the plane it's easy but timing the jump right seems hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

right, i mean to be safe i'd do it from like 20-30 feet, id break a leg and shit but i wouldn't get plane-exploding into the ground pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458506)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

yeah exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458508)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: nudist hominid forum

i'm pretty sure this is not how physics works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978690)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 3:01 AM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

pretty sure you're an dumb fage (imagine I produced that like the yogurt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979134)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: trip wine locus hairy legs

go back to reddit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:46 PM
Author: Naked milky windowlicker elastic band

cr

same applies to elevator crashes - why not just jump up right before it hits the ground?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458439)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

hard part about this is timing. you never really know and the floor numbers aren't accurate in a free fall. but a plane theres no excuse to not know when youre close to the ground

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458473)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: umber gas station quadroon

What if it is at night though bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458499)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

see the lights, etc. its really not that hard if you think about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458512)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: fishy multi-colored bawdyhouse

dude, I have said this for like, 10 years of something. we must be BFF or at the very least twins. it's like you know what i'm thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065607)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Codepig Point

You don't even need to jump you can just climb up on the railing most elevators have at waist level.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219428)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:04 PM
Author: magenta weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243547)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: excitant balding nowag field

Wouldn't the elevator floor stop your fall?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457791)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: awkward jew

i love how this is a thought every 8 year old has had. anyone you talk to independently had this intuition as a kid and when you bring it up a smile of recognition comes on their face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458443)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: histrionic opaque water buffalo stage

I used to want to bring an umbrella so I could use it as a parachute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458462)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy state

or a gigantic shopping bag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458521)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: lime idea he suggested

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458496)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready burgundy den

i used to not understand why I couldn't attach a fishing line from a fishing pole to the back of my pants and then reel myself in so that I would float off the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463478)



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Date: February 22nd, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: impressive persian digit ratio

Well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25065592)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 1:06 PM
Author: high-end rebellious azn address

[Shitty Lakitu throwing Spinys]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27546867)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:47 PM
Author: saffron sick cuckoldry

you're still falling from 10,000 feet or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458447)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:49 PM
Author: mustard comical degenerate

(physics n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458467)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internet-worthy Trump Supporter

almost no plane crashes are just the plane falling from the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458471)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:50 PM
Author: ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode

Your done here lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458478)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: saffron sick cuckoldry

just exit a moving vehicle falling at 500mph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458491)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

you just jump the other way moron. like the planes going forward and down so you just jump out towards the rear of the plane. it'll still hurt but it'll balance a bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458502)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: saffron sick cuckoldry

jumping from a colliding plane when it's like 100 feet from the ground is going to hit you harder than just jumping from a 100 foot building, and LOL at timing it out a lot better than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458528)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode

Let's jump straight to simple English wikipedia: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Physics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458515)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

Ummm.....it would be fine as long as you jumped out right above the ground....you'd only fall a few feet. What's so hard to understand about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458520)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

(guy who thinks a plane goes from 10,000 feet to 0 in 10 seconds)

you moron, you wait till you get close to the ground then jump/roll out of the exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458486)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: saffron sick cuckoldry

It's not freefall but you're still being pulled down with the vehicle pretty hard, I don't think moving freely around is going to be too easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458510)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

even terry schiavo could get out of the emergency exit from the emergency exit seat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458518)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:55 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

you're getting destroyed ITT lil' breh you should consider retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458527)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 1:25 AM
Author: appetizing azure party of the first part roast beef

You're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467126)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:52 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

(idiot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458492)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:51 PM
Author: Canary masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458483)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Bronze theater stage

yeah i wondered this too but a lot depends on the angle of the plane as it's crashing. obvs a nose dive would be the worst scenario but if the pilot slows the plane down to roughly 100mph or so it's prob doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458503)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:54 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

right, but its almost inexcusable for there to be no survivors in all of these plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458525)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:56 PM
Author: Canary masturbator

i never understood why so many people survive car accidents but not plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458539)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Naked milky windowlicker elastic band

something to do with airbags i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458550)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458557)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Canary masturbator

ahhh makes sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458566)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:57 PM
Author: spectacular citrine location mad cow disease

how the fuck does this thread have 35 posts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458546)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Bronze theater stage

only?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458563)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

because there are a lot of stupid motherfuckers who actually don't know how to survive plane crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458573)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

(guy who whistles "its a wonderful life" while sitting in the exit row while people climb over him jumping out of the emergency exit to safety)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458638)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458645)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Bistre turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467489)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 9:59 PM
Author: carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king

Also, why not just make the airplane from the same material as the black box?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458569)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:04 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

i just dont think this would be cost effective, but it would surely make it so planes could survive crashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458630)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: ungodly embarrassed to the bone abode

Shitlawyer union won't let them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458650)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Bright Learning Disabled Casino Sound Barrier

lol

because it would be too heavy and wouldn't fly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458667)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Canary masturbator

couldnt they just make the engines stronger?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458771)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Bright Learning Disabled Casino Sound Barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458776)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:30 PM
Author: carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king

lol like "lol can't believe i didn't think of that," right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458853)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: Bronze theater stage

LOL

yo ostrich....why aren't your wings stronger??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458906)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: carmine crawly lodge puppy

lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461754)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:57 AM
Author: Fighting hairless filthpig orchestra pit

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457841)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397902)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

After you jump out you've got to start running as fast as you can in the air though, to ensure a smooth landing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458640)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 PM
Author: carmine crawly lodge puppy

lol'd irl from picturing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461763)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Haunted Graveyard Chad

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463376)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: Crystalline whorehouse

holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978677)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:03 AM
Author: charcoal 180 round eye

tyft mental image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979022)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: lavender base

chortled, picturing road runner legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979481)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Violent main people

Aren't exit doors auto locked while the plane is moving? How do you get it open? And once you do, what's to say the force doesn't suck you out? Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? Not to mention all the other jack bauers on board fighting to get out and pushing your ass out too soon. Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge.

TL;DR: never change XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458652)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

"Finally, you're going to still hit the ground pretty fucking hard regardless of how well you time the jump because of the airspeed. LJL at someone who thinks it would be just like jumping off a 3 foot ledge"

Hey uhh...nice try bro but I have a Physics degree so perhaps you should defer. Yw.

Care to explain why it wouldn't be the same? Assuming you could dodge the explosion, oc...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458664)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Violent main people

Your degree taught you shit dumbass.

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458786)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

"Hoe many planes falling at 500 mph have people successfully jumped out of much less you? "

it's because people panic and they jump from too high....if you time it to where you're like 20 feet above the ground you can pull it off with maybe a sprained ankle....broken leg at worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458683)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: carnelian very tactful hissy fit philosopher-king

I also usually drink a glass of milk right before i fly so my bones are a little stronger just in case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458752)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

yeah I mean every bit helps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458789)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: violet alcoholic national security agency

Gotta COP DAT Boniva bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458843)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

*legit retard*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458769)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Violent main people

Read up faggot

http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/mythbusters-database/jump-in-falling-elevator.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458790)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

That's even easier, you don't have to worry about the plane exploding or landing on you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458796)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Canary masturbator

titcr

chip kelly is done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458803)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

yeah great evidence there bro citing an experiment run by two TTT hacks who don't even have STEM degrees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458801)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Violent main people

LJL dude. You claim to have a physics degree but you and the mouthbreathers can't seem to stomach the fact that you would have to jump up faster than the plane is falling, which this experiment proves and is the exact point I first made. And no one could make that jump. /thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458874)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Mahogany idiot

show your work, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458881)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

cr what a clown lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458893)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:33 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

right and all you could do is cite some neckbeard experiment conducted by the mythfaggots. go get your fuckin' shine box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458888)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Violent main people

"According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down."

Show us your vast physics knowledge bro and tell me how you jump up faster than the plane is falling. Go ahead. You can't because you actually know nothing about physics. Done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458911)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

am seriously lolling hard at your NOSTEM here breh.

you're a riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458913)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Violent main people

LJL. You're done here until you explain. I offered my explanation of why you're an idiot. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458922)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

? I don't need to prove you wrong faggot I have a Physics B.S.

If you can't understand the simple and trivial analogy of jumping from the surface of the plane and jumping from a ledge a few feet above the ground then god help you.

I sure hope you don't practice law with those analytical "skills"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458939)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Mahogany idiot

i thought you had a ph.d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458955)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

same thing

but no yeah i gave up those dreams to become a full-time poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458991)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Mahogany idiot

you are working in an overly simplistic newtonian framework.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458921)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:25 PM
Author: Mahogany idiot

this experiment is obviously flawed. They used a dummy instead of a real person, so the physics are completely different

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458814)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

LJL, how could the dummy even jump?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458850)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:31 PM
Author: Fragrant territorial market wrinkle

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458868)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Violent main people

(Kia salesman laughing off crash test results)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458891)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

Did you even read your link? The person SURVIVED the fall. You are DONE HERE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458899)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Violent main people

How are the "physics" different mouthbreather?

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458914)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458934)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 7:10 PM
Author: Cerise Pistol Rigor

LOL tyft

great flame or you are legitimately retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24464253)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Internet-worthy Trump Supporter

chip kelly juggernaut is DONE HERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458912)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:08 PM
Author: Coiffed irradiated partner half-breed

worst selfpwn i've seen in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459190)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: big arrogant space skinny woman

really embarassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461579)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

no one here has actually refuted this theory besids lol retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458916)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Violent main people

According to the laws of physics, both the elevator car and Buster dropped at the same breakneck speed. In order to overcome that velocity and survive the impact, Buster would've had to have jumped up faster than the elevator was racing down.

Explain retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458937)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

Did you even read your link?

The ACTUAL PERSON survived, obviously Buster the dummy was unable to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458946)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Haunted Graveyard Chad

http://www.troll.me/images/kells/well-obviously.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463420)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:39 PM
Author: Bronze theater stage

Bort,

what's the debate and who is between?

tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458923)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:47 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

these people who can't think for themselves just buy into common misconceptions without thinking of alternative possibilities and refute notions even when confronted with hard evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458985)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:42 PM
Author: Hideous community account

well executed flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24458942)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: slimy smoky nursing home queen of the night

holy shit not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660691)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: wonderful coral giraffe pit

tl;dr

why don't airlines give everyone a parachute; why do i get a flotation device while flying over land?

also, why do people drown in their cars, why can't they just open a window and swim out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459061)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: yapping bearded indian lodge goal in life

it has been done successfully, see the capt sullenberger flight where he was renowned for his heroism by instructing all passengers in this method successfully.

but also has been done unsuccessfully, see the capt sum ting wong flight where that girl tried it and survived but then didn't stick the landing and got run over by the ambulance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459141)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 11:06 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac buff business firm deer antler

cr, Sully had the foresight to get everyone out on the wing so they could all jump in tandem without the seats getting in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24459165)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy swashbuckling macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463475)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Piazza Jap

Actually a few people do this in almost every plane crash, but they usually get run over and killed by FAGGOT FIREFIGHTERS who are responding. It gets swept under by the liberal media.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460025)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Thriller anal feces house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460301)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:54 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy swashbuckling macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463481)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 3:39 AM
Author: garnet public bath patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460568)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 8:26 AM
Author: lilac talented milk

the scariest thing about this thread?

the people that dont realize its flame.

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460761)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

Sorry you can't think for yourself and you buy into the airline industry lies. The reason they don't want people to know they can survive is because then the emergency exit seats get crowded and people panic trying to be the ones selected to survive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460970)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:46 PM
Author: lilac talented milk

the ONLY question that matters.

how can i change?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463445)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 10:03 AM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

If I was in 100 plane crashes with hull loss,I guarantee you I would survive 88-90

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24460980)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:05 PM
Author: drab judgmental trailer park dopamine

i bet you could engineer a much more survivable plane. why do they crack and explode even when they land on a runway too hard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461533)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:11 PM
Author: electric ceo friendly grandma

(guy who didn't see the Asiana crash)

The plane literally flipped around in the air and smashed down again and didn't break apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461562)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:21 PM
Author: drab judgmental trailer park dopamine

that was pretty good. it's tail cracked off but because it basically directly rammed into the runway platform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461620)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:08 PM
Author: Supple salmon theater

i won't speak to plane crashes, but regarding plunging elevators (same principle) i really don't understand how jumping at the last second doesn't prevent injury.

there is a ride at the fair that is basically like a massive platform that goes up hundreds of feet in the air, and then *drops*, hundreds of feet. when you drop, standing on the platform, it's like you are weightless. there is no downward force driving you towards the earth (otherwise, everyone on the ride would fly through the bottom of the platform and die).

in an elevator, it should be much the same. you should be weightless, and able to jump upwards to avoid impact as the elevator makes contact with the bottom of the shaft. the greater concern seems to be flying through the roof of the elevator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461546)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

Jumping absolutely prevents injury. You'll be fine. The hard part is timing the jump. Everyone who jumps at the right time will survive and free of injury. Just hard timing it. Jump too early you literally are fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461577)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:15 PM
Author: Supple salmon theater

cr

the voice of reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461581)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:18 PM
Author: drab judgmental trailer park dopamine

i think this is how they filmed the movie gravity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461597)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: charismatic roommate menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461615)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:20 PM
Author: Brass yarmulke

If the plane is going to crash into a body of water, would it be credited to dive in or do a cannon ball into the water? Does it even matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461608)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:25 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

You'd survive the fall but if you're far from land you're gonna get shark-pwned which is just as bad if not worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461643)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: drab judgmental trailer park dopamine

a terminal velocity free fall into water is likely not survivable (and you may drown anyway after breaking your legs and ribs), but there's probably a material chance of surviving. i think there are recorded survival stories of this.

and as for entry position, do a pencil:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(2011_season)#Episode_167_.E2.80.93_Dodge_a_Bullet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24461671)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Piazza Jap

dood just throw your carry on into the water first to break the surface tension then you'll be fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467435)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:52 PM
Author: At-the-ready burgundy den

happened to me we all jumped at the last second most of us just jumped like nbd, I did a cannonball to show off, fat kid did too but ended up bellyflopping and we all had a hearty lulz at that as we waited for the coast guard to show up to pick us all up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463468)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Stead

I read somewhere that a good number of people actually do survive plane crashes (and not bullshit runway ones), but will inevitably die in the fireball, from exposure, or from blood loss. A couple of people even survived the impact from the Lockerbie bombing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463397)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 4:56 PM
Author: Erotic provocative home

ps: ................ ... is assless chaps. if you ever catch yourself engaging with him in another thread remember this one. guaranteed he will be just as insightful in the others.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24463492)



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Date: November 18th, 2013 6:52 PM
Author: Mauve sanctuary keepsake machete

(Jeff Bridges)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24464186)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Bistre turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467490)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 3:58 AM
Author: narrow-minded curious institution

best thread i've read on XO in over a year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24467505)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:22 PM
Author: blue bespoke gay wizard police squad

I read this entire thread while taking a shit at the airport yesterday and was laughing my ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24468690)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 12:54 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

Everytime I'm in an airplane I just laugh at how people sit in the exit rows for the extra leg room not realizing that sitting there can actually save their lives.

Just funny as hell how people are scared of flying bc of plane crashes. This thread just reconfirms how much of the world is stupid and expects the government to save them. I see responses like "just make planes safer," MOAR regulation" like no bro, just realize you can do something to save yourself in plane crashes. Take some personal responsibility.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24468814)



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Date: December 9th, 2013 6:06 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24604642)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: slimy smoky nursing home queen of the night

ty, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660687)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:29 AM
Author: slate vigorous place of business national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978958)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:10 PM
Author: cordovan motley nibblets coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660669)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:21 PM
Author: Magical painfully honest corner black woman

awesome thread, but you cant survive a plane crash. or elevator crash. or any crash where you exceed 40mph in a ton of metal which comes to an abrupt stop (cars have crumple zones which help so add a few mph to energy dissipated). The KE=1/2mv2 formulae applies and all that energy is going into you with far more force than a bullet. your bones will crack, your skin will rupture, your eardrums and membranes will explode due to pressure differential and finally you will die in a blazing fireball composed of hot metal fragments.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660765)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: slimy smoky nursing home queen of the night

well this is where you then apply the ingenious techniques from the "how do people die in the fire?" thread, hosted by Dr. Dessert Fox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660784)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: onyx church building private investor

show your work breh. i know at least three people that survived plane crashes via the jump technique. last time i checked, they're skin and membranes were intact.

lol, plane noob.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660786)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: sinister galvanic shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24660798)



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Date: December 17th, 2013 4:14 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office

This is retarded flame. If you jump in an elevator or any sort of falling object you're no longer traveling with it. You're not living in some alternate universe just bc you're on an airplane bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#24661104)



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Date: March 8th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film gaping

if only the malaysian airline passengers were informed about the life-saving treasure trove of survival techniques by XO'ers ITT...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#25152884)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 12:08 AM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26978590)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:01 AM
Author: charcoal 180 round eye

if u can't time ur jump correctly u might as well pile up as many of those inflatable cushions as possible / airline pillows and jump on top of that, impact will just be like hitting the bed with ur hot second cousin on top of u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979019)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 2:08 AM
Author: Green site

woah, it's you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979031)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 4:21 AM
Author: pontificating church

and how come people don't fly right off the face of the earth, since earth spins so fast and has a lot of angular momentum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979235)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 9:00 AM
Author: mildly autistic box office genital piercing

Uh they do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#26979504)



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Date: January 13th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27109515)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: charcoal 180 round eye

(guy who has never seen a bird fly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27120838)



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Date: January 15th, 2015 1:25 AM
Author: Vibrant crimson native

Why not just stick a spare engine and a large parachute in the cargo compartment in case the plane begins to fall out of the sky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27120668)



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Date: March 24th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Elite Heady Library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#27546822)



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Date: December 1st, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29287414)



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Date: January 3rd, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#29510766)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 6:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Codepig Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219423)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:38 AM
Author: aquamarine low-t lay brethren

I cant believe ive never seen this thread before.

Ty for all the tips gentlemen, ill make sure to remember all ive learned in this thread for use in a future emergency.

Uninflated 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219497)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 7:41 AM
Author: Cream cracking plaza

This is one of a series of 180 "just jump" threads from that era. I can't remember the thread title but there is another hilarious one where OP was expressing confusion at how people die when they fall from tall buildings... "why they don't just grab the sidewalk canopy before they hit the pavement," etc.

edit: cant find the thread I'm talking about, but here was a follow-up thread riffing on the same idea http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2467138&mc=25&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219500)



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Date: April 7th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Frisky maniacal spot pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30219569)



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Date: May 12th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Codepig Point

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#30464144)



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Date: September 24th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: mind-boggling wild meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#31480262)



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Date: November 9th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#37197656)



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Date: March 12th, 2019 12:49 PM
Author: Hilarious Newt Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#37918578)



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Date: May 25th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#38290169)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:01 PM
Author: Mewling Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243529)



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Date: December 10th, 2019 3:03 PM
Author: Disgusting Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#39243540)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:17 AM
Author: excitant balding nowag field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457788)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Marvelous Really Tough Guy

a certified ZoZo Classic™ thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457795)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: Federal Bonkers Cruise Ship Knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457883)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:59 AM
Author: exhilarant talking hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#47457843)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Lascivious slippery boiling water office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397800)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Marvelous Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2416666&forum_id=2.#49397898)