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DAT TO MANY LETTUCE (PEPPERS)

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/unique-subway...
ActualLawyer
  04/10/26
benzo changing username to the sanctity of the cookie displa...
Judas Jones
  04/10/26
rofl
Darnell
  04/10/26
37 cookies are det
Sex & Love Addict
  04/10/26
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non stop prop op from israel
  04/10/26
dat too many pepper o no u gon haf 2 do dat one agin
CapTTTainFalcon
  04/10/26


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Date: April 10th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: ActualLawyer (AllOutOfPaper)

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/unique-subway-arrest-275930

See the pic. Yes, it's exactly what you think

APRIL 10--A Florida Woman tore up a Subway restaurant because she was “upset about the peppers on her sandwich and demanded a new one,” police allege.

After placing an online order, I’munique Clark, 33, picked up her sandwich at a Subway near her St. Petersburg residence. Clark, seen below, used Sub Club rewards points, so the chow was “free of cost,” according to an arrest report.

“Shortly after, she came back into the store and was upset about the peppers on her sandwich and demanded a new one,” a detective reported.

A Subway employee told Clark her sandwich was “made how she ordered it online” and that new grub would not be forthcoming.

In the wake of the hoagie denial, Clark pushed a cash register and printer off the counter. She then reached into the sanctity of the cookie display and threw multiple trays of baked delicacies onto the floor (resulting in 37 cookie deaths).

Clark’s Subway rage was recorded by a store security camera. And “the defendant used her own real name and phone number” when placing the online order.

Arrested Wednesday for the incident last month, Clark was charged with criminal mischief. She bonded out of jail after posting $500 on the misdemeanor count.

Clark has previously been convicted of grand theft for stealing merchandise from a Bealls department store. In 2023, she was arrested for slashing her children’s father with a butcher knife, but prosecutors subsequently dropped that felony case against her. (1 page)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5855768&forum_id=2.#49808842)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Judas Jones

benzo changing username to the sanctity of the cookie display tp

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Date: April 10th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: Darnell

rofl

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Date: April 10th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Sex & Love Addict

37 cookies are det

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Date: April 10th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

dat too many pepper

o no u gon haf 2 do dat one agin

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