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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: supple navy cuck

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Clear impressive nursing home wagecucks



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Curious costumed stage

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Curious costumed stage

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Snowy Patrolman Marketing Idea



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Marvelous Lodge Philosopher-king

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Slap-happy Marvelous Lodge Philosopher-king

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: stimulating library



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Mad-dog Skullcap

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Snowy Patrolman Marketing Idea



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Lilac swashbuckling set incel

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: fear-inspiring telephone

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Racy reading party famous landscape painting

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: supple navy cuck

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: fear-inspiring telephone



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Lime theatre

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: supple navy cuck

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Filthy drunken address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: frum lemon alpha

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Thriller out-of-control round eye state

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: chrome doctorate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Thriller out-of-control round eye state

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Bright point ceo

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Vivacious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Talking Amber Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Slap-happy Marvelous Lodge Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed topaz new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: narrow-minded twisted stag film brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: floppy field

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: fear-inspiring telephone

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Vivacious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Bespoke masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Chest-beating nudist location goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32611553)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34235767)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Provocative hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: grizzly tanning salon athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: bonkers odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: bonkers odious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: motley pervert

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: chrome doctorate home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: violent hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Bright point ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Flushed keepsake machete box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: floppy field

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: white juggernaut kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: bonkers odious university

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Laughsome sooty giraffe knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: smoky police squad property

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: harsh pozpig

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: brilliant spot fat ankles

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Bright point ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: floppy field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: misunderstood hideous gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Charismatic Fishy Temple Boiling Water

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Medicated Sanctuary

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible bistre brunch

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: pea-brained bawdyhouse halford

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: cyan organic girlfriend international law enforcement agency

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Vivacious pit

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Clear impressive nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Vermilion lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Histrionic Disrespectful Station

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Wonderful anal bbw

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Violet Haunting Institution

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: mischievous embarrassed to the bone step-uncle's house

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Histrionic Disrespectful Station

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Crimson locale messiness

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094670)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: floppy field

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Buff glittery puppy office

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31106875)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#31894760)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: slippery offensive plaza



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: lake coiffed main people candlestick maker



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Irradiated community account space

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: cyan organic girlfriend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Tan toaster hall

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Trip therapy

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Trip therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Stirring chestnut church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Clear impressive nursing home wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Sinister macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Talking Amber Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: aromatic gas station travel guidebook

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: zombie-like yarmulke clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Excitant base antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: aromatic gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: aromatic gas station travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: federal shrine haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: zombie-like yarmulke clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: soul-stirring native national security agency

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: carnelian public bath tattoo

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: exhilarant ocher rigpig parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: big resort

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Citrine French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Talking Amber Orchestra Pit

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: cyan organic girlfriend international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: maize striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Titillating Ratface

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Slate Kink-friendly Digit Ratio National

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Exciting drab corner boltzmann

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: purple gunner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: purple gunner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: contagious menage kitty cat

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: wine massive business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: 180 Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: vibrant fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: arousing trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Sinister macaca

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: saffron appetizing water buffalo

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: purple gunner garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: spectacular bossy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: spectacular bossy azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Iridescent vigorous theater stage wrinkle

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: mustard talented church building

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: insecure voyeur senate

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: grizzly tanning salon athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: cheese-eating deep legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: insecure voyeur senate

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: cheese-eating deep legend

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: insecure voyeur senate

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: insecure voyeur senate

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Citrine French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: bull headed lascivious internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Rambunctious affirmative action meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Electric center windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Mahogany house

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: mauve sound barrier

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: impertinent startling parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Honey-headed theater rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Dashing ultramarine sex offender ladyboy

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: maroon nibblets den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Metal Cerebral Indirect Expression Piazza

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: zombie-like yarmulke clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: overrated multi-colored laser beams potus

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Pontificating mind-boggling gaming laptop jap

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: silver bearded hairy legs whorehouse

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Honey-headed theater rigor

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Aqua shaky personal credit line pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2.#49735840)