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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: grizzly shitlib I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: violet histrionic immigrant have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: grizzly shitlib yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: violet histrionic immigrant i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: Galvanic Lime Spot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: rose supple hospital personal credit line Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Razzle blue coldplay fan Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: grizzly shitlib he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: Razzle blue coldplay fan https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: stubborn duck-like native smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: Bright hall water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: navy sick newt preventive strike arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: grizzly shitlib Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: vigorous masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: Vibrant locale go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: sable cuckoldry Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: grizzly shitlib the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: sable cuckoldry In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Vibrant locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: titillating international law enforcement agency parlor wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: grizzly shitlib is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: magical jewess This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: titillating international law enforcement agency parlor you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Lilac community account Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: grizzly shitlib do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Diverse box office were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: primrose vivacious kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: sapphire cruise ship codepig lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Indecent spruce mental disorder Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Lilac community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Pale Idiot Rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: big idiotic macaca cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: sepia heaven sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: primrose vivacious kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: thriller home toilet seat relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: grizzly shitlib i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: big idiotic macaca cuckold tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Cerebral Cheese-eating Hunting Ground School tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: crystalline wrinkle factory reset button direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: grizzly shitlib i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: exciting fantasy-prone gas station Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: grizzly shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: ruby talented travel guidebook wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: grizzly shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: primrose vivacious kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Pale Idiot Rehab Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Bright hall water buffalo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Wonderful Milky Round Eye Resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: violet histrionic immigrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: vigorous masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Cerebral Cheese-eating Hunting Ground School (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: plum school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: startling gunner base they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: grizzly shitlib How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: slate bateful range hairy legs 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: Galvanic Lime Spot You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851) |