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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/29/26 |
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| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| excitant doobsian ratface | 04/29/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/29/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| Autistic reading party space | 04/29/26 |
| opaque circlehead | 04/29/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
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| opaque circlehead | 05/02/26 |
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| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/29/26 |
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| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/29/26 |
| turquoise hall | 04/29/26 |
| Coiffed Odious Corner Azn | 04/29/26 |
| Angry Spectacular Gaping Nowag | 04/29/26 |
| opaque circlehead | 04/29/26 |
| excitant doobsian ratface | 04/29/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/30/26 |
| Infuriating zippy laser beams set | 04/30/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 04/30/26 |
| big-titted locale volcanic crater | 05/01/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
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| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
| pearly parlor | 05/01/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
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| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
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| big-titted locale volcanic crater | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| Coiffed Odious Corner Azn | 05/01/26 |
| excitant doobsian ratface | 05/01/26 |
| Iridescent exhilarant field | 04/30/26 |
| Diverse really tough guy | 04/30/26 |
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| Motley ivory masturbator people who are hurt | 05/01/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
| big-titted locale volcanic crater | 05/01/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| big-titted locale volcanic crater | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| Appetizing sound barrier | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| irate walnut knife house | 05/01/26 |
| Coiffed Odious Corner Azn | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| mischievous swashbuckling sandwich | 05/01/26 |
| turquoise hall | 05/01/26 |
| Appetizing sound barrier | 05/01/26 |
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| opaque circlehead | 05/02/26 |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Topaz vivacious juggernaut hominid 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Topaz vivacious juggernaut hominid Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: excitant doobsian ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Autistic reading party space the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: opaque circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: twinkling headpube (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: irate walnut knife house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: irate walnut knife house you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: turquoise hall Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: opaque circlehead https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Autistic reading party space Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: Coiffed Odious Corner Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: Angry Spectacular Gaping Nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: opaque circlehead 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: excitant doobsian ratface hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Infuriating zippy laser beams set What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: pearly parlor Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: pearly parlor How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: turquoise hall The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: Coiffed Odious Corner Azn 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: excitant doobsian ratface 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Iridescent exhilarant field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Diverse really tough guy How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Diverse really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: Motley ivory masturbator people who are hurt just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: big-titted locale volcanic crater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Appetizing sound barrier Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: turquoise hall Shalom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: irate walnut knife house congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Coiffed Odious Corner Azn Ginger tea with honey! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM Author: turquoise hall 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: mischievous swashbuckling sandwich Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: turquoise hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM Author: Appetizing sound barrier Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: turquoise hall Okay, I lol’d (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: opaque circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163) |