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April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: spectacular puce useless brakes den

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: violet chapel incel

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Dull Swollen Area

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Dull Swollen Area

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649374)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: bearded toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy sneaky criminal sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: ultramarine tank faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: at-the-ready swashbuckling mad cow disease locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Dull Swollen Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: cream background story circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: violet chapel incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: magical hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: beady-eyed insane goyim home

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Out-of-control honey-headed cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: Misanthropic judgmental lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Talented Weed Whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: purple feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: charcoal electric furnace corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: seedy aphrodisiac stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Plum kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser generalized bond

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Vermilion high-end jap

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser generalized bond

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: excitant soggy idiot mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: olive glittery school cafeteria genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: stirring onyx stage

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Yellow maniacal blood rage affirmative action

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy boistinker

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: seedy aphrodisiac stage

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: Pearl Laughsome Haunted Graveyard Pozpig

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: Irradiated orchestra pit

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: curious lay friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: odious ape sound barrier

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: erotic boyish site

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: turquoise piazza nowag

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: vigorous dog poop theatre

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Coral Doctorate Sandwich

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Dull Swollen Area

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Tan Dashing Patrolman Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Vermilion high-end jap

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: scarlet bespoke stag film preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: sticky orange state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy sneaky criminal sex offender

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: fragrant regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: galvanic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: flatulent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: infuriating zombie-like whorehouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: nofapping athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Tan Dashing Patrolman Heaven

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Tan Dashing Patrolman Heaven

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: low-t salmon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: fluffy locale

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: vigorous dog poop theatre

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Tan Dashing Patrolman Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Indigo cocky garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Vibrant parlor telephone

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: trip blue address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: apoplectic splenetic pocket flask dysfunction

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Indigo cocky garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: olive glittery school cafeteria genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: vigorous dog poop theatre

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: apoplectic splenetic pocket flask dysfunction

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Chrome university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: Hairraiser generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: chestnut bateful plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: hateful pink shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: stimulating mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: charcoal electric furnace corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: translucent national ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Provocative sienna round eye

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Chrome university

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: olive glittery school cafeteria genital piercing

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Chrome university

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: curious lay friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: Amethyst Nursing Home Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Self-centered Bronze Yarmulke Senate

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: apoplectic splenetic pocket flask dysfunction

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Dull Swollen Area

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: apoplectic splenetic pocket flask dysfunction

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: multi-colored hissy fit

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Sweet Tailpipe

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: stubborn box office son of senegal

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: low-t salmon mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Metal dopamine

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: Metal dopamine

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: sticky orange state

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Aggressive parlour gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: effete poppy halford

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: effete poppy halford

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: chocolate sexy antidepressant drug

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
Author: seedy aphrodisiac stage



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: fragrant regret



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669998)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: flatulent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27878618)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Hot partner

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: low-t salmon mexican

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Hyperventilating field

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: diverse mahogany brunch

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating field

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic selfie abode

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: stubborn box office son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650909)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: razzle institution

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: Mildly autistic selfie abode

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: 180 frisky library ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851709)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463319)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
Author: Tan Dashing Patrolman Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851698)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Aquamarine business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650263)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: Sickened Cracking Newt Point

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: claret meetinghouse

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible Step-uncle's House Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710471)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: adventurous church building coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710640)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Arousing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711174)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Heady Underhanded Spot Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851437)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Cerebral pit

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847114)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: odious ape sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849726)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: Heady Underhanded Spot Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851424)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: flatulent macaca

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Arousing clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27856606)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: violet chapel incel



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: flatulent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28573915)



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: flatulent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29029487)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49464215)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28337702)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456516)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: flatulent macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406604)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Ruddy Anal Philosopher-king

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407564)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: scarlet bespoke stag film preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843822)



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Date: February 16th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Frozen Foreskin

Check you emails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30037755)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:09 AM
Author: azure big travel guidebook bbw



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:22 PM
Author: Umber crusty temple really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362150)



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Date: April 27th, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362240)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170273)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: scarlet bespoke stag film preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401140)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: stimulating mood

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401153)



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Date: February 8th, 2017 8:58 PM
Author: disturbing bawdyhouse private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32577548)



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Date: April 5th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32996983)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306526)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34507269)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Charismatic property

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/4357755/11-L-0559-First-Release-Bates-1-912.pdf#page=634



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35228655)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:38 PM
Author: vivacious cerise space boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#39668743)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: haunting masturbator



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
Author: infuriating zombie-like whorehouse persian

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769858)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Hot partner

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778734)



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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Comical dun queen of the night stain

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DUUbXNxUMAA974G.jpg:large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Wonderful Forum Place Of Business

This is an amazing thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35517892)



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Date: September 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: Chest-beating principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#36809589)



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:08 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



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Date: February 28th, 2020 2:44 PM
Author: impertinent aromatic station

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#39668777)



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Date: November 19th, 2020 6:05 AM
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Date: December 16th, 2020 11:18 PM
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Date: March 17th, 2021 1:24 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2021 11:19 PM
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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:33 PM
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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:32 AM
Author: hateful pink shitlib



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Trailer Park Striped Hyena



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Date: October 18th, 2021 8:57 AM
Author: Milky gaped skinny woman

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: cyan well-lubricated church roast beef



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Talented Weed Whacker

Update on world peace matter? Just send me what you have so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778737)



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Date: July 18th, 2024 11:11 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46373918)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:05 PM
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