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Parenthood made me love my life again (whok)
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button All I do in my free time now is chase a screaming gremlin around, making sure she doesn't die or burn the house down.
Bonuses: I get even less sleep than before, my wallet is lighter, and the best part is the nonstop crying and whining, that's what really makes my days shine.
Finally, a reason to get up in the morning and luv life! |
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Date: November 2nd, 2025 2:48 PM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid 1. She pretty much never cries except if you try to put her in the pram or that baby backpack 2. She is beautiful and always smiling 3. She is what makes me strive to be better |
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Date: November 3rd, 2025 1:35 PM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button Sounds like a noble line to parrot, 180.
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:05 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Bro my daughter is probably the happiest infant to ever exist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400084) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:42 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button If she never cries, that's actually concerning. Could be autism, or she just inherited your emotional range. Get her checked. And get yourself checked if this story's fake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400095) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:44 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Yes it's concerning that she's always smiling and enjoying herself and not crying like a little baby nigger nonstop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400096) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:49 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button Son, all babies cry, except the ones who already hear their dad whining 24/7. She probably doesn't want to compete.
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:52 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Your just jealous that she doesn't cry and scream like a baby nigger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400101) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:56 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button Jealous? I simply don't believe a word of what you're saying.
I just had a déjà vu moment, there was a post like this about a decade ago, different topic, same kind of nonsense you made up that I called you out on. Very sad that your life is still a fabrication, whok. You and I both know it's true. |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:56 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid That is because your mind is infested by Morgellon's fibres... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400104) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:57 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button That's your usual excuse, it won't work. We both know you're lying. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400106) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 5:00 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Why would I post all year long about an imaginary daughter? You stinky negroid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400109) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 5:03 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button Same reason your "best friend" wmtp spent ten years posting about being rich and white, you can't handle real life. Did he boss you around because he knew your secrets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400111) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 5:11 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Furk you a weird cunt. When did a man last bust a nut in any of your holes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400119) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 6:02 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button Why are you changing the subject like usual? Do you admit you've been lying all this time? You don't have a dotter or a med degree, amirite? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400137) |
Date: November 4th, 2025 4:28 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich I have 4 kids. Really only the first 2ish years are hard. Even at 3 it’s get really easy. A 3yo is potty trained and only wears a diaper at night. You drop them at daycare and the rest of the day is on autopilot. All they want is screen time or a kids podcast or a story from you. It’s less work than a retarded dog. They do less damage to the house and furniture than the dog. I really hate my dog. We also have an annoying cat and a rabbit and a bunch of fish. The kids are more work than the fish and it’s even money whether the cat is more work or the kids. Also, helps that I’m rich and we have a nanny…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400086) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:36 AM Author: orchid talented shitlib lol @ giving your kid screen time before they’re 15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400091) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:40 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich TBF they only get the most violent 80s and 90s cartoons like I did growing up. Big fan of Exosquad (1993) as it teaches the value of a genocide done right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400094) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 10:15 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich …. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400653) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:37 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid Who are you that you have 4 niglets. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400093) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:45 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich Just a loyal servant of the Golden throne. Haven’t you ever read “My Desire to Produce Children With You is Only Eclipsed by my Love For Him on Earth” (an actual fictional novel within a novel worked into some Warhammer books). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400097) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:51 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid No. What is it about. Are you a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400100) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:53 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich It’s about producing children for the throne so they can be sent to fight in the long war. Make babies for the legions, bro.
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:57 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid 1800000000000000000000000000000000000. What was the interval between kids? |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:59 AM Author: Smoky menage factory reset button This is bullshit. You believe in God? Then you really think He’d want you to bring children into the world just to get them killed in wars for your ego? You don’t have kids, and if you did, it'd only be to feed your own vanity. Give it up, whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400108) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 5:01 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid I would not want my daughter going to war or anything of the sort. I think he was referring to the regal notion of building a family. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400110) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 5:08 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich Building a family that dedicates its life to the throne…yes…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400118) |
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Date: November 5th, 2025 4:14 AM Author: Flatulent Marvelous Hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49402944) |
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Date: November 4th, 2025 4:34 AM Author: ultramarine public bath sandwich Jews have this song about inviting a dinosaur to Shabbat dinner and we took my kids to the Bronx zoo last time we were in the City and they have this dinosaur exhibit thing with animotronic dinosaurs and my smallest two ran around inviting the robot dinosaurs to Shabbat dinner. It was very cute but then we had a long discussion about the price of brisket and why daddy can’t afford for feed three dozen two ton dinosaurs. Got to train them on the Jew math early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5792661&forum_id=2.#49400090) |