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Donald Rumsfeld Writes Like a Biglaw Partner

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM TO: Doug Feith FROM: Donald Rumsfel...
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odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: Twisted lascivious step-uncle's house headpube

April 7, 2003 11:46 AM

TO: Doug Feith

FROM: Donald Rumsfeld

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

We need more coercive diplomacy with respect to Syria and Libya, and we need it fast. If they mess up Iraq, it will delay bringing our troops home.

We also need to solve the Pakistan problem.

And Korea doesnt seem to be going well.

Are you coming up with proposals for me to send around?

Thanks.

http://library.rumsfeld.com/doclib/sp/1686/2003-04-07%20to%20Doug%20Feith%20re%20Issues%20with%20Various%20Countries.pdf

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: electric godawful karate

Please solve peace in the Middle East.

Thank

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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:28 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:31 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:37 AM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother

Just make the task monumental to see how hard they can push themselves! (Forthcoming article)

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:44 AM
Author: Umber nowag locus



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother

*is up a week straight cut and pasting shit together*

*sends it to Mr. Rumsfeld*

*never hears back*

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:47 AM
Author: Milky theatre hissy fit

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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 9:55 AM
Author: Carnelian Senate Sneaky Criminal

Two weeks later: "Did you ever send me something on this?"

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Violent Stage

Fuck. First day learned: forward original email every three days.

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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:44 AM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
Author: Pale Dog Poop Candlestick Maker

where do we stand on solving India/ Pakistan?

thank

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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:56 AM
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P.S. Remember that this client is cost sensitive. Be efficient.

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:17 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2017 2:36 AM
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GAO called,says we are over budget on this Operation Enduring Freedom project. They're also concerned about some of our contract vendors - did you approve?

Please see me. Thanks.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:31 PM
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(((Middle East client))) is (((cost sensitive))))

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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: topaz therapy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649593)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:22 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac hunting ground tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650237)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: honey-headed irradiated chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669868)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:25 AM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670067)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: excitant salmon point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769355)



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Date: May 5th, 2015 9:58 PM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27830050)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:18 PM
Author: tan water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27849748)



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: electric godawful karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27989232)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Chad Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29406936)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tattoo elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407305)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tattoo elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170922)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: Vigorous boiling water

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170942)



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Date: August 16th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tattoo elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34007233)



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Date: June 30th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42711900)



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Date: July 1st, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Claret federal institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42714882)



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Date: November 10th, 2021 7:01 AM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43416271)



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Date: October 4th, 2022 3:50 PM
Author: wild exciting corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45279206)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
Author: Bonkers potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778736)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:41 PM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778738)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 10:47 PM
Author: titillating pit sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928189)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: red marvelous kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46928216)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949268)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:33 PM
Author: Indigo Provocative Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46981193)



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Date: April 28th, 2016 12:22 AM
Author: Bronze idiotic locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#30362673)



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Date: January 31st, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#47352046)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:24 PM
Author: cerebral turquoise crackhouse

180^180 find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645342)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:26 PM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645376)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser windowlicker field

odds Rumsfeld actually sat down at a cpu and wrote this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645426)



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Date: April 7th, 2015 11:32 PM
Author: cerebral turquoise crackhouse

100%. no lackey would write like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645448)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jet-lagged plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649376)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: dashing orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645880)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 8:00 AM
Author: diverse autistic electric furnace hall

rums doesn't sit. he has been a stand-all-fucking-day guy since the 80s because he feels it keeps him more focused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647193)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Nudist internet-worthy persian casino

Wow, I thought this was flame but apparently he actually does that?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A946-2004Jun23.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650849)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:23 AM
Author: laughsome angry theater juggernaut

initials at bottom indicate he dictated and someone else typed it. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669864)



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 11:02 AM
Author: Indigo Provocative Skinny Woman

This makes it funnier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#42822912)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:44 AM
Author: crawly ocher haunted graveyard

0%. He used standing desk (shaped somewhat like a podium)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670126)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: pearl useless brakes

chilling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645898)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Milky theatre hissy fit

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645916)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: Cream native nibblets

epic find and on point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645961)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:57 AM
Author: Umber nowag locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646001)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:51 AM
Author: poppy unhinged theater stage fanboi

Doug Feith to jr. associate:

FW: Issues w/Various Countries

pls handle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27645983)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle temple volcanic crater

Will do. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646005)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:10 AM
Author: Lemon bearded stag film tank

Associate emails secretary for some help:

"AUTOMATIC REPLY OUT OF OFFICE: AS A REMINDER I WILL LEAVING AT 1PM ON THURSDAY FOR A PEDICURE IF U NEED SOME THING CONTACT LASHONDA IN WORD PROsESING HAVE A BLESSED DAY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646045)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: smoky alpha dysfunction

lol, lashonda

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646053)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother

Holy Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646055)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:13 AM
Author: Bossy Disgusting Place Of Business Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646059)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: Hairraiser windowlicker field

this is pretty much what would happen IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646270)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649386)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: arousing trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649736)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: mint aphrodisiac hunting ground tanning salon

laughing out loud in my office reading this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650251)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: ungodly flirting yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650265)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: Ruby coiffed sandwich indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769402)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854561)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:04 AM
Author: Stirring Aggressive Hairy Legs Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#43769860)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:04 PM
Author: sick talented mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949270)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463308)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:05 AM
Author: Bossy Disgusting Place Of Business Resort

Thank you for thinking of me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646031)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:04 AM
Author: Bossy Disgusting Place Of Business Resort

One could almost get the impression that our leaders (both Secretaries of Defense and Partners) have no comprehension whatsoever of the underlying issues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646025)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: shivering filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646182)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:37 AM
Author: Odious Business Firm Private Investor

Or they hunt and peck type and can't be bothered to fully express themselves via email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32170344)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:11 AM
Author: Lemon bearded stag film tank

lol xoxo Franks

"General Tommy Franks, who led both the 2001 invasion of Afghanistan and the Iraq War, once called Feith "the dumbest fucking guy on the planet.""

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646046)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Bossy Disgusting Place Of Business Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646049)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:12 AM
Author: Domesticated trailer park reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646054)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 7:57 AM
Author: Violent Stage

Not flame: https://books.google.com/books?id=FHn-M8fZ96MC&pg=PT160&lpg=PT160&dq=dumbest+bastard+doug+feith&source=bl&ots=9Wzjio1gTY&sig=Kie1hQeDIgPyxQUCMdtaFjchLvk&hl=en&sa=X&ei=bRclVfqPGIWTsAXB1YCADQ&ved=0CCAQ6AEwAQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647189)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: primrose concupiscible gaping doctorate

the emphasis is a little more entertaining:

Franks ROUTINELY denounced Feith as: "the dumbest bastard, dumbest motherfucker on the face of the earth"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670042)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Violent Stage

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710630)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:58 AM
Author: Clear Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27847116)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Slimy hell party of the first part

Under appreciated in this trove of 180s is the absurd subject line

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646066)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:17 AM
Author: Domesticated trailer park reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646072)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:18 AM
Author: dashing orchestra pit round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646074)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:19 AM
Author: Lemon bearded stag film tank

It's the bow that ties this together as senior partner style.

The only thing more fitting would be if the subject was just "POLICY"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646079)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:23 AM
Author: Slimy hell party of the first part

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646105)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 AM
Author: Soggy site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646218)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:32 AM
Author: cerebral turquoise crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646155)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:24 PM
Author: curious dull cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650259)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:05 AM
Author: Spectacular Public Bath Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670017)



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401148)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: red marvelous kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#34306543)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:07 PM
Author: sable deranged rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#46949279)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463313)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring international law enforcement agency base

Where are we on the siege of Fallujah? We know how hard you've all been working but we really need this done by COB tomorrow. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646109)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:44 AM
Author: Soggy site

& he's almost as proliferous.

in that morris doc about him they say at one point that he wrote like 20,000 fucking memos when he was SOD.

20,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646197)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:46 AM
Author: dashing orchestra pit round eye

So? I know people who've written 30k tweets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646202)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:48 AM
Author: Soggy site

dope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646209)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Milky theatre hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27648975)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:03 AM
Author: black bateful dilemma mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27646250)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 10:03 AM
Author: Chocolate narrow-minded house

Winston Churchill was famous for sending out hundreds of requests like this for updates on weapon designs, campaign planning, recruitment, etc.

The merciful difference is that all replies were required to fit on one page because Churchill actually read all of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27647599)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Slimy hell party of the first part

Biggest difference is that Churchill was a mother fuckin boss while Rummy was a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649080)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: Canary self-absorbed mother

Rumsfeld is pretty fucking alpha bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649089)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Slimy hell party of the first part

Alphas can be faggots too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649171)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:10 PM
Author: Dead Razzle Macaca Philosopher-king

Indeed. He began many of these memos with "Pray tell me..., Pray explain," "Pray, etc..." I start my emails this way. If it's good enough for WSC, it's good enough for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650714)



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#49463314)



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Abnormal charcoal box office

uh, that sounds pretty different. sounds like he was sending out detailed requests about specific issues, as opposed to "Look into how we can get some troops onto continental Europe"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778706)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: Adventurous Magical Kitty Cat Police Squad

It's amazing to me that this level of official actually does send emails like this that are so straightforward about such broad, macro issues. It's like, if you saw a movie where someone playing the Secretary of Defense sent an email like this, or said it over the phone ("I need an update on the situation in Syria, dammit!"), you'd roll your eyes because you'd assume it's not a realistic portrayal of what must surely be much more nuanced, detailed discussion IRL at those levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649194)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: shivering filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649365)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: brilliant zippy famous landscape painting

protip: this is how all high-level doods operate. the emperor truly has no clothes. everybody is faking it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649377)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Violent Stage

Bush literally was unaware that there were Sunni and Shiite Muslims in Iraq b4 the invasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649396)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:37 PM
Author: brilliant zippy famous landscape painting

I mean more like CEOs and shit too. For every Steve Jobs there's probably 20 dipshits writing "Sales #s low, sales up plz. BIGBONUS if u do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649405)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Violent Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649414)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: arousing trust fund

lol I've read emails in discovery related to employment lawsuits. These type of emails are common from higher ups to sales people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649757)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: amethyst self-centered national foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27711000)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Bipolar Bawdyhouse New Version

Ljl. Link to this Michael Moore/Daily Kos level retard drivel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649539)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Violent Stage

https://books.google.com/books?id=AMeZaKeV4qYC&pg=PA83&lpg=PP1&focus=viewport&output=html_text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649693)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:38 PM
Author: Bipolar Bawdyhouse New Version

More direct of a source than I would have thought but still lol at that Howard Dean lackey. I'm sure Bush might not have had a deep understanding of shia and sunni in Iraq but to say he was "unfamiliar with these terms" is just lolzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649879)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:52 PM
Author: Costumed thriller den

TO: Joint Chiefs

FROM: George W. Bush (heh)

SUBJECT: RE: Iraq War Diligence

Cheney told me something about a shia and a sunni? Please research and report back.

Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650035)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:34 PM
Author: Violent Stage

Twist: this was way more due diligence than he actually did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27650343)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Violent Stage

i guess this is as close as you come to admitting that you were wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669870)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: Violent Stage

why did racist party bro / idris elba's alt go pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710635)



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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:35 PM
Author: Violent Stage

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649391)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: ungodly flirting yarmulke



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: comical space indirect expression



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Date: May 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:39 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home rigpig

I realized this at some point during my early 20’s and it changed the way I look @ the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#45778731)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:33 PM
Author: shivering filthpig

Sounds like he'd be a pain to work for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649370)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 2:52 PM
Author: Glittery gunner

That's because he'd probably be one had he opted for law school instead of business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649519)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:23 PM
Author: Vivacious sanctuary

He went to GULC but never graduated. Wasn't aware he went to b-school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649769)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Glittery gunner

He'd probably be a V5 partner if he didn't go into biz/politics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649708)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 3:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating roast beef

One time the senior associate and I wrote up a list of tasks for a big new matter, with due dates, and sent it to the partner as our suggestions. He called us in separately and chewed us out for usurping his authority. About a week later his long-time paralegal showed us the task memo he had written at the same time we wrote ours, but he hadn't distributed it once he saw ours. The first entry was "identify key issues and write memoranda thereon." We almost died laughing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27649924)



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Date: April 8th, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Magical Kitty Cat Police Squad



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: Violent Stage

Estimate this man's dick size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669810)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 12:02 PM
Author: Pale Dog Poop Candlestick Maker

Holy shit at usurping authority.

MANY more details and further stories are required

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670193)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: cheese-eating roast beef

He was a Chauncey Gardner. He looked and sounded noble but once you figured it out, you realized he had an IQ of 95. He had impressive facial expressions and hand gestures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27710510)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: henna state dingle berry



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Date: November 26th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:43 PM
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Date: April 8th, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Umber nowag locus



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Date: April 11th, 2015 10:57 AM
Author: motley dun church building

April 7, 2003 11:48 AM

TO: Donald Rumsfeld

FROM: Doug Feith

SUBJECT: Issues w/Various Countries

Will do. Thank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27669994)



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Date: April 11th, 2015 11:20 AM
Author: Vibrant shitlib

love the response time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27670055)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:37 PM
Author: Brindle racy cumskin



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Date: April 17th, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: Violent Stage



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: elite university



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:03 PM
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Date: April 27th, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: multi-colored stubborn gas station

This sort of reinforces my impression of the Bush administration as being led by amateurs at the top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27769352)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 4:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tattoo elastic band



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Date: May 8th, 2015 3:13 PM
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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:01 PM
Author: galvanic masturbator lettuce



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Date: May 8th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead

Defense Department underling who's been watching the clock all Friday afternoon finally gets to 4:48. Two more minutes and he's out of there.

He starts whistling as he hovers his mouse over the Start button, ready to click Start, then Log Off. He pictures the vast weekend ahead of him. Drunk tonight. Sleeping in tomorrow. Shuffling around in a bathrobe until it's time to go chase the hunnies on the DC rooftop scene.

4:49. He starts to do the WWF Bushwhacker walk from a sitting position at his desk. He's so pumped.

4:50. Time to go! See ya, suckas! Just before he can click Start, he notices an Outlook notification of a new email. Fwd: Issues w/Various Countries.

Wtf. He opens it. "Need to see something on this by Monday morning. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27851765)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 2:22 PM
Author: heady location

CRIMINALLY underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#27854733)



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Date: May 9th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: elite university



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Date: August 18th, 2015 1:47 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



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Date: October 23rd, 2015 3:19 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



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Date: November 26th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Reinhard Heydrich Uunona (✅🍑)



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Date: July 15th, 2015 6:37 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:22 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 PM
Author: Impertinent Flesh Clown

This thread made me laugh out loud, and then dry-heave with anxiety

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#28456573)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 11:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tattoo elastic band

once you stop caring only the laughing will happen :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407308)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good demanding stead



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Date: December 18th, 2015 12:33 PM
Author: Purple Background Story

Studying c-span transcripts of his testimony years ago, I came away with a great deal of respect for that man's linguistic abilities. In fact, I was not prepared for just how skilled and clever he could be- he's a borderline genius, imho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29407564)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#29843863)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 12:07 AM
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Date: December 18th, 2016 3:07 AM
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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:54 PM
Author: beady-eyed kitchen national security agency



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Date: January 18th, 2017 4:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled wrinkle

Where are we on the Pakistan problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#32401153)



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Date: September 27th, 2017 1:01 AM
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Date: October 23rd, 2017 1:00 AM
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Date: January 24th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Shaky athletic conference

To: Paul Wolfowitz

CC: Doug Feith, Steve Cambone

From: Donald H. Rumsfeld

Date: November 23rd 2001

Re: Lists

We ought to think through what are the bad things that could happen, and what are the good things that could happen that we need to be ready for in both respects. Please give me a list of each.

Thanks,

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35228655)



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Date: January 12th, 2022 8:03 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:40 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2018 2:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Jet Lay Boistinker

plz summarize those transcripts and see what questions I asked. Thank

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35288872)



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Date: March 1st, 2018 10:15 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2850072&forum_id=2.#35517892)



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