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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Hyperventilating Senate It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: cordovan cerebral theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: brass parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: khaki house black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: racy gas station "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Yellow Indecent Den (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: arousing smoky masturbator "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: light twisted half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Crusty red parlour athletic conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: gaped nowag garrison (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Hyperventilating Senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: ultramarine mother hall who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Hyperventilating Senate Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2.#30492630) |
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