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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643) |
Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM Author: glassy provocative hominid have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: glassy provocative hominid i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM Author: azure zombie-like abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421713) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: Dark Internet-worthy Boistinker Just tell some n word jokes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM Author: bright charismatic pistol Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: bright charismatic pistol https://youtube.com/shorts/nUNpNzU-2hU?si=6yRiGedGFVvgrfed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM Author: indigo wagecucks smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM Author: stubborn mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422488) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: grizzly soggy pisswyrm arent you in Jersey? I'm thinking Pauly Walnuts attire https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fpaulie-walnuts-gualtieri-from-the-sopranos-v0-ebzxdtl4kcbd1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D429%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D4d5bbbe48b9e1565ced7612b7a6f5cea18852ad5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: territorial trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421769) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM Author: twinkling location macaca go, get drunk, come home late af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: Out-of-control corner messiness Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM Author: Out-of-control corner messiness In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: twinkling location macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM Author: up-to-no-good costumed parlor wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Bateful Parlour Newt This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: up-to-no-good costumed parlor you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: Aqua Juggernaut Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.
I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night. |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM Author: Big alcoholic theatre jap were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: appetizing honey-headed center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423279) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM Author: Alcoholic Saffron Gaming Laptop lmfao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: Demanding mewling puppy Aren’t iPods crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM Author: Aqua Juggernaut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Wonderful chocolate heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM Author: peach locus police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM Author: Wine Space sprinted here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: appetizing honey-headed center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: nudist angry public bath relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM Author: peach locus police squad tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM Author: Autistic aphrodisiac nursing home striped hyena tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed lavender set sneaky criminal direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: vermilion underhanded circlehead Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420951) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM Author: Hairraiser insanely creepy station wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: appetizing honey-headed center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423284) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM Author: Wonderful chocolate heaven Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM Author: stubborn mood home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421291) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: Mauve mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421338) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM Author: glassy provocative hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: territorial trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421770) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM Author: Autistic aphrodisiac nursing home striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421791) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM Author: khaki fighting boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Bearded indian lodge they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287) |
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM Author: Filthy purple gaping How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM Author: godawful submissive kitty cat antidepressant drug 3 words: pepper thine angus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288) |
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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM Author: azure zombie-like abode You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851) |