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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851221) |
Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Bossy Hunting Ground French Chef 3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: ivory abode You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM Author: Bossy Hunting Ground French Chef Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857978) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: Crystalline charismatic set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851269) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM Author: ivory abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM Author: razzle jewess elastic band the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM Author: Grizzly private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM Author: mildly autistic state puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM Author: Sick therapy cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM Author: Sick therapy cruise ship you forgot the WOC paralegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM Author: Grizzly private investor https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0
:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week. |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM Author: ivory abode Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM Author: razzle jewess elastic band Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: ivory abode Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM Author: claret shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM Author: autistic area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Grizzly private investor 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357) |
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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Crystalline charismatic set hell yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM Author: ivory abode Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.
There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: Vivacious heaven organic girlfriend What happened to the pallets? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: ivory abode He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM Author: ivory abode To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.
Additional facts in my favor : my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM Author: ivory abode To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM Author: bistre step-uncle's house Post your closing argument text (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM Author: ivory abode Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine I initially read this as “prancing around the house” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM Author: bistre step-uncle's house How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM Author: claret shitlib 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM Author: Crystalline charismatic set 180. I love forklift cases (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: cerebral site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854604) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM Author: arrogant forum How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM Author: arrogant forum (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM Author: nubile hairraiser ladyboy queen of the night just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.
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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM Author: ivory abode My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine Do you ever think you'll go private? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: ivory abode Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Lavender costumed locus dopamine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM Author: Razzmatazz national yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108) |
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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM Author: ivory abode Looking forward to this, ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226) |
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