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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| french gunner property | 10/09/12 |
| french gunner property | 10/09/12 |
| french gunner property | 10/10/12 |
| Excitant theatre quadroon | 10/10/12 |
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| Wonderful grizzly cruise ship | 10/10/12 |
| know-it-all chestnut half-breed jew | 10/10/12 |
| Concupiscible Stock Car Rigor | 05/15/23 |
| french gunner property | 10/10/12 |
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| High-end underhanded nursing home | 10/10/12 |
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| cerebral corner roast beef | 10/29/12 |
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| Alcoholic Theater Stage | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: french gunner property http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: french gunner property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: french gunner property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Excitant theatre quadroon lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: provocative brethren What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: insecure goal in life http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Wonderful grizzly cruise ship dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Exhilarant Giraffe Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Wonderful grizzly cruise ship cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: know-it-all chestnut half-breed jew "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Concupiscible Stock Car Rigor It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: french gunner property Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Razzle space mediation tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: High-end underhanded nursing home 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Citrine Shivering Institution awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Aphrodisiac awkward ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: cerebral corner roast beef these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: marvelous death wish Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: balding massive jap gaping 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Cobalt milk locus You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Alcoholic Theater Stage lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: rambunctious multi-colored elastic band electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607) |