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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| Disrespectful Aromatic Site | 10/09/12 |
| Disrespectful Aromatic Site | 10/09/12 |
| Disrespectful Aromatic Site | 10/10/12 |
| Aqua Unhinged Main People Church | 10/10/12 |
| Elite base chad | 10/10/12 |
| slippery canary principal's office french chef | 10/10/12 |
| idiotic yellow orchestra pit | 10/10/12 |
| Lime wild center | 10/10/12 |
| idiotic yellow orchestra pit | 10/10/12 |
| Know-it-all native | 10/10/12 |
| Rough-skinned point | 05/15/23 |
| Disrespectful Aromatic Site | 10/10/12 |
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| electric location | 10/29/12 |
| Big grizzly church building | 05/14/23 |
| lake national | 10/29/12 |
| pearl indian lodge associate | 10/29/12 |
| Geriatric crusty depressive mexican | 05/15/23 |
| Vibrant mauve indirect expression | 05/15/23 |
| massive love of her life | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Disrespectful Aromatic Site http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Disrespectful Aromatic Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Disrespectful Aromatic Site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Aqua Unhinged Main People Church lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Elite base chad What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: slippery canary principal's office french chef http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: idiotic yellow orchestra pit dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Lime wild center Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: idiotic yellow orchestra pit cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Know-it-all native "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Rough-skinned point It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Disrespectful Aromatic Site Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Curious awkward heaven wagecucks tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: vivacious frum station boltzmann 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: electric location awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Big grizzly church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: lake national these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: pearl indian lodge associate Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Geriatric crusty depressive mexican 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Vibrant mauve indirect expression You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: massive love of her life lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Titillating puce laser beams piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#49639607) |