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Bill Ackman gives relationship advice to young people (link)
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:44 PM Author: citrine hissy fit resort https://x.com/billackman/status/1989793183698714946?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433938) |
Date: November 15th, 2025 5:46 PM Author: Light library weed whacker May I meet you? Suckle you? Penetrate, you? My Alive girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433946) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: wonderful legal warrant university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434095) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:30 AM Author: smoky beady-eyed hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434974) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:47 PM Author: sapphire indecent base “State if I may meet you before I engage you further” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433950) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: ebony national LMAO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433956) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Light library weed whacker how many goats did you trade for your beloved (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433961) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life I guess he’s trying to fuck with the goyim. I could almost imagine an Indian saying this. Even if it works a non-Jewish non-old takes it as a request to meet later, not talk right then and there. Imho anyone who sucks with Women should just start at the bottom of their Clique and move up. Don’t try to date Scummy chicks is all. Like flirt with female GameStop employees. Like stop not noticing Low Loser chicks or thinking they have leprosy. |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 5:53 PM Author: Hyperventilating Locus I almost never got a no. Instead I almost always got a "wtf?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49433977) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:33 AM Author: smoky beady-eyed hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434975) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:03 PM Author: Autistic fantasy-prone pit sound barrier Hi Fellow WASP conservatives! Older happily married guy concerned about our next generation’s happiness and population replacement rates here! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434007) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: citrine hissy fit resort FYI, this is what prompted Bill's unsolicited advice https://x.com/redwave_press/status/1989762184923255018?s=61 |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life Why are these stats so bad? I almost felt like this was the case a long time ago since I’ve never seen anyone ask anyone out irl ever at a grocery store or anything (except black guys).
Also even in hs it felt like cool kids socialized and Losers just didn’t. They just played Console games and watched SNL on weekends or something. Like there wasn’t a tier of social life for Losers for some reason unless you were Emo or Goth or something lmao. Zoomers seem The Same effectively except bigger faggots. Like instead of being Invited to 3 out of the 280 parties held throughout hs it’s 0. And then in college they just do Screens unless they’re in a fraternity or something. Basically to socialize to begin with you need to be in the EXACT right Clique. |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Cerise field crotch its fucking economics, not conversation ability. how do u and ackman not see that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434103) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:38 PM Author: Autistic fantasy-prone pit sound barrier holy fucking shit
the gall of these two fucking jews sitting on stage and breathlessly analyzing trends that are the culmination of societal factors that jews themselves are largely responsible for creating
this is like when the media whipped everyone up into a completely unwarranted covid hysteria and then two years later the same fucking people were writing thinkpieces chastising everyone for taking it too far |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:39 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life I feel like Japanese game devs also have a lot to answer for. They knew what they were doing exporting JRPGs to the west. They planted a seed of Loserdom that has blossomed into a mighty Redwood. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434092) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: talented bespoke tattoo ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434106) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Exhilarant French Spot piles of shoes incoming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434494) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:51 AM Author: Light library weed whacker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434982) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:41 PM Author: wonderful legal warrant university may I meet you tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434094) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:45 PM Author: Garnet lascivious trust fund love of her life Except for the gay corny "may i neet you" line, this is cr advice, especially how to deal with rejection (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434105) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 6:47 PM Author: wonderful legal warrant university brother, are you 65? do you have any idea how genz talks?
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5791038&mc=17&forum_id=2
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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: crawly rusted ticket booth lmao he's getting roasted
https://x.com/BillAckman/status/1989802799052247258 |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life The whole thing sounds apocryphal to begin with. “People conspire to get me laid” is like the highest compliment you can pay yourself. Sounds like a Curated Lie lie you’d see in an autobiography. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434473) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: spectacular magical skinny woman giraffe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434478) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: crawly rusted ticket booth I'm sure it's true. When you're a famous billionaire this is exactly what happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434480) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life When I saw it earlier he said he didn’t have 2 nickels when he met her in the comments. I can’t find shit bc twitter sucks.
Edit: I guess he was taking about wife 1 idk |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:11 PM Author: crawly rusted ticket booth Yeah, "May I meet you" was when he was poor. When he was rich, he had people just handle it for him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434515) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Provocative Turquoise Foreskin Goal In Life His Jewish dad has a Wikipedia article. I don’t think he was poor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434550) |
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Date: November 15th, 2025 9:30 PM Author: crawly rusted ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434555) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:44 AM Author: smoky beady-eyed hunting ground It's funny to think about Bill Ackman acting like he's on the same playing field as regular Joe Blow as if he doesn't revel in the fact that his name is in Forbes Magazine or whatever with his net worth for all to see. Yeah I bet it was really hard to find a relatively attractive middle aged shrew in New York who never wanted to work a real job again and have him fund her self indulgent, insipid bird brain novelty projects. Yeah she's really one in a million, Bill.
Here's a pro tip for him pussy is easy to find but that autistic faggot will never be smart or interesting or have anything to say worth hearing and he will never understand this country or it's people and having a bunch of money that your daddy mostly gave you isn't what makes you a worthwhile human being. Seek Christ you heathen bastard. |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:31 AM Author: citrine hissy fit resort https://x.com/derivatives_ape/status/1989800039682552231?s=61 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434948) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 4:54 AM Author: stirring mediation market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49435004) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 1:59 AM Author: house-broken indigo orchestra pit https://media.craiyon.com/2025-11-16/R6T4yoFgT0-f_38haAusAA.webp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434961) |
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Date: November 16th, 2025 2:24 AM Author: Aqua Stage all this shit abt guys not being able to meet women and vice versa just shows an arranged marriage system is the best way which is why every civ on earth used some form of it for like 99.99% of history (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5798565&forum_id=2.#49434973) |