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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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cyan bonkers market
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Judgmental church building
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
cyan bonkers market
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Judgmental church building
  05/01/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
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Demanding brethren selfie
  04/29/26
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cyan bonkers market
  04/29/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
carnelian spectacular stead
  04/29/26
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Dun macaca
  04/29/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
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Misunderstood Casino
  04/30/26
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gaped garrison giraffe
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
gaped garrison giraffe
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Dun macaca
  05/02/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
cyan bonkers market
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
carnelian spectacular stead
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
cyan bonkers market
  04/29/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  04/29/26
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Seedy Twinkling Lodge
  04/29/26
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embarrassed to the bone talented theater wagecucks
  04/29/26
180!
Dun macaca
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Demanding brethren selfie
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
cyan bonkers market
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Cheese-eating internet-worthy nowag skinny woman
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
cyan bonkers market
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
jet talking dilemma
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
jet talking dilemma
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
180
Seedy Twinkling Lodge
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Demanding brethren selfie
  05/01/26
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Contagious weed whacker national
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
concupiscible poppy international law enforcement agency friendly grandma
  04/30/26
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concupiscible poppy international law enforcement agency friendly grandma
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Azure stirring home party of the first part
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
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saffron heaven indirect expression
  05/01/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
low-t set personal credit line
  05/01/26
Shalom.
cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
congrats!
gaped garrison giraffe
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Seedy Twinkling Lodge
  05/01/26
180
cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
cyan bonkers market
  05/01/26
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cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
low-t set personal credit line
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell
  05/01/26
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Dun macaca
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Judgmental church building

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Demanding brethren selfie



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: carnelian spectacular stead

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Dun macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Misunderstood Casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: gaped garrison giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: gaped garrison giraffe

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Dun macaca

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: carnelian spectacular stead

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Seedy Twinkling Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talented theater wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Dun macaca

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Demanding brethren selfie

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating internet-worthy nowag skinny woman

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: jet talking dilemma

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: jet talking dilemma

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Seedy Twinkling Lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Demanding brethren selfie

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Contagious weed whacker national



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: concupiscible poppy international law enforcement agency friendly grandma

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: concupiscible poppy international law enforcement agency friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Azure stirring home party of the first part

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: saffron heaven indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: low-t set personal credit line

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: gaped garrison giraffe

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Seedy Twinkling Lodge

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cyan bonkers market

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: low-t set personal credit line

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: cracking big-titted candlestick maker hell

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Dun macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163)