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New Movie I'm pitching "A Staten Island Brunch" (180)

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe ...
Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant
  04/12/16
Go back to India
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not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will e...
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legit lol at "brunchmen"
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holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie
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This.
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Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti
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Read this twoce
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feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here
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New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it...
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On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO
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lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf
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I'm rooting for Jimmy!
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180 And fuck Roberto
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gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot b...
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Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11&q...
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thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and add...
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This isn't RSF and it's not me.
Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant
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well whtever it is, its 180
Bisexual adventurous home
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Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.
Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant
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lol, cr clarification
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No just no
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So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?
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Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?
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(Didn't mean to double posts)
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little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the ...
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180 Cr lmao
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Not flame cop a script template and get to work.
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Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?
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now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros w...
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What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?
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Greatest movie of ARE generation
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DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that expla...
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A billion Thank you for this!
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*light skinned half Puerto Rican*
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this was my favorite part
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Wilmer Valderrama, actually
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RIP to the greatest thread.
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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

Farewell guys. I know some of you may find this here. Maybe you won't. I have some personal stuff going on. My father, the person who I've been closest to my whole life, has passed away. As many of you know, my mom passed away when I was younger. I need to be with my family right now to help my brothers and his kids. Maybe even move somewhere and start new.

Aside from all the comedy and bullshit on here, I actually got some good life advice. Most of you are good dudes and I learned a lot about law and life from you all.

Later boys and girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30254769)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:47 AM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap

Go back to India

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040540)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:37 AM
Author: burgundy azn box office

180

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:44 AM
Author: Charismatic big-titted institution



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser new version hell

180 moniker

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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 AM
Author: galvanic stage



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Orange Travel Guidebook Messiness



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 AM
Author: Charismatic big-titted institution

I'm intrigued re the $1700/hr bottle service. Can it really cost that much?

Johnsmeyer, if you want to troll some out-of-towners IRL, convince them to get that. They'll probably think they owe about $100

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30254859)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: abnormal space karate

not per hour, per night. Weekend night table for 4-6 will easily set you back that at a good MFH club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259882)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:58 AM
Author: Avocado Old Irish Cottage

legit lol at "brunchmen"

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Spruce Skinny Woman

holy shit, where can i sign up to fund this movie

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:49 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

This.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon

Johnsmeyer is are Christopher Moltisanti

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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: galvanic stage



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:20 AM
Author: irradiated boltzmann



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:51 PM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

This is Brunch.

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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Demanding principal's office halford



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: ultramarine trip black woman fanboi



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:43 AM
Author: cocky ape corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262345)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Drab bawdyhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259763)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:38 AM
Author: Fuchsia dashing church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788726)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:01 AM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255112)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:19 AM
Author: Slate Greedy Indirect Expression Theatre

Read this twoce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255178)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:20 AM
Author: boyish gas station

feel like there are some very subtle digs at RSF here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255185)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Cheese-eating location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255187)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:34 AM
Author: boyish gas station

New movie I'm pitching: "A Manhattan in Paris". it's about a young James Lovers-Brunch moving to France to play semi-professional badminton and drink classic cocktails. when execs hear it's the unauthorized prequel to Staten Island Brunch they go nuts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255239)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle legend school cafeteria

Will the Parisians discover the true source of this new arrival's ill-gotten family wealth?

Will the beautiful orphan daughter of the former Cantor derivatives Managing Director learn just who is paying for her nights on the town with the pudgy yet charming boy from New Jersey?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30484472)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: cobalt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39615049)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon

On second reading they're not subtle at all LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255276)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:00 PM
Author: laughsome twisted kitchen chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260898)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: diverse fat ankles private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30320652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:11 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home

lol the whole thing is a not at all subtle fuck you to rsf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255388)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:22 AM
Author: duck-like french chapel

I'm rooting for Jimmy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255194)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:25 AM
Author: provocative pearly range dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255204)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:30 AM
Author: 180 hall

180

And fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255226)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:41 AM
Author: lavender field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255256)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration

9848578947589245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255262)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 10:47 AM
Author: Demanding principal's office halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255290)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:08 AM
Author: appetizing national security agency

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255374)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: odious bipolar dilemma prole

This is 10x better content than gay, verbose space stories IMO. Thanks, Johnsmeyer!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255377)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: crusty native hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258123)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home

gotta say, im rooting for jimmy. fuck roberto. lmao at hot bitches going to staten island to watch some minor league baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255391)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration

Roberto is Johnsmeyer's idealized version of himself (5'11" incredibly handsome pro baseball player instead of 5'9" college baseball player)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255397)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home

thats like me creating a fictional version of myself and adding two 0s to my net worth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

This isn't RSF and it's not me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255407)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home

well whtever it is, its 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255411)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:16 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

Ty brother. I'm not Puerto Rican either for the record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255414)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:17 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home

lol, cr clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255417)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:15 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

No just no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255403)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

So chicks would flock to the taller guy, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255537)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: 180 hall

lol at this detail:

fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255545)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:01 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carnelian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255718)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: 180 hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30256259)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801652)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 9:27 AM
Author: Ocher deranged whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114617)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Bateful Rebellious Public Bath Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255554)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:42 AM
Author: Narrow-minded rose police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255597)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:16 PM
Author: Crystalline contagious place of business

compliments on this moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255797)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Gay insane cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255605)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:44 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

Fuck Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255609)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: citrine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255928)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: bonkers magenta casino

Will gassy brunch shrews be featured?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255619)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:50 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255646)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:00 PM
Author: bonkers magenta casino

You may wish to visit this thread for casting ideas: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2988531&mc=171&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255707)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

(Didn't mean to double posts)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255653)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:46 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carnelian house

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255624)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap

little hidden 180 about this thread - the self (180) in the thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255650)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:51 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carnelian house

180 Cr lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255652)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:02 PM
Author: galvanic stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255721)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Multi-colored transparent selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801648)



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Date: November 15th, 2018 4:25 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#37240111)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:47 PM
Author: spectacular offensive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39614982)



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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:00 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#41800068)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:04 PM
Author: fragrant depressive

Not flame cop a script template and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255736)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

Serious q, does rach own this idea now? Was there a TOS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255760)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: mauve insanely creepy background story

now don't get me wrong, johnsmeyer is a nice guy, but bros who think he's taking a dig at RSF or whatever are missing the point. the movie's a lot bigger than that. it's really about america. to me "James Lovers-Brunch" allegorizes colonial-era britain, when pasty, dumb, decadent men ruled europe and her colonies. these men were gassy and bloated. so much so their heights bloated to 6'4" or some oafish number. by the "Brunchmen" we are obviously talking about europe.

now roberto comes along, who symbolizes everything about the new world that "James Lovers-Brunch", a tubby low IQ 6'4" bully, isn't. he's lean, masculine, and underneath the friendly smile he's rippling with strength and confidence.

so no, i don't feel that "James Lovers-Brunch", an effete, pasty 6'4" dude with severe emotional disturbances, is RSF at all.

roberto isn't Johnsmeyer, either. he's america.

make america great again. (180)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255767)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: fragrant depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255821)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: mauve insanely creepy background story

i mean, James Lovers-Brunch, a shiftless 6'4" douche, is brunching on eggs "Benedict." clearly colonial britain. i don't know where people are getting the idea that he's supposed to be RSF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255894)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: House-broken athletic conference bbw

What sort of lib could see a spic representing America?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258156)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: irradiated boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259399)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

The thing about James is thT he's tall and has money but can't admit that he's ugly. He has a legitimately ugly face. Women aren't attracted to him for his face at all and to be honest the only thing he has going physically (and personality wise) is his height. Which is fine. Height is #1. But his character flaw is that he can't admit that and his insecurities stem from his lack of facial aesthetics. So he tried to m push on people that he's handsome and tries to convince himself that he's getting girls bc he's handsome and not bc he's tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259463)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:58 PM
Author: mauve insanely creepy background story

i'm just calling it like it is.

old world = fat, pasty, effete, bloated.

new world = lean, muscular, swarthy as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260167)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: tripping doctorate

Rachmiel is a producer with a proven track record of knocking hits out of the park

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255794)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:13 PM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257362)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: citrine abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30255890)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30256244)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Avocado Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257338)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 4:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy glittery spot

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30257524)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: crusty native hominid

million billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258134)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: titillating walnut station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258557)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: Outnumbered Market Striped Hyena

i came at 'dad bods'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258569)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: topaz theater stage

boy does he have a decision to make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30258598)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: curious dead toaster boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259234)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259378)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Narrow-minded rose police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259433)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: talented hideous french chef idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259725)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Drab bawdyhouse generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259764)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:42 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant electric furnace dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271077)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: aromatic goal in life laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801657)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: laughsome twisted kitchen chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259297)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:04 PM
Author: topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259645)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:15 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

Greatest movie of ARE generation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259717)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: talented hideous french chef idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259728)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal parlour

DESCRIBE the voiced-over montage at the beginning that explains the NYC brunch scene to viewers who may be unfamiliar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259771)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

It will be like the intro to Beauty and the Beast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259791)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:26 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259801)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259816)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: supple cowardly state reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270766)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant electric furnace dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271079)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: 180 hall

Roses petals falling down at each new frame of stained glass renditions of the brunch men, NYC, and Roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271185)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:43 AM
Author: tripping doctorate

Lol shit I lolled out loud to this and then realized it was the op. RIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040536)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: lime party of the first part

A billion

Thank you for this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30259786)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 9:59 PM
Author: supple cowardly state reading party

Anyone who says Johnsmeyer is not a top 5 poaster needs to read this thread carefully

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30260176)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:11 AM
Author: duck-like french chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262283)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle legend school cafeteria

This

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30484482)



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Date: April 12th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Mint school windowlicker

Glad you revised & resubmitted "A Lover's Brunch" to make it more of an underdog story. Everyone loves a villain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30261210)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 1:33 AM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30261836)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:18 AM
Author: carmine indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262299)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:30 AM
Author: Mischievous pungent clown business firm

"Based on a true story," Johnsmeyer grinned, adjusting his New Era cap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262326)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:35 AM
Author: 180 hall

**Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263094)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:36 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant

*light skinned half Puerto Rican*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263106)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:41 AM
Author: Avocado Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262342)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: Slate Greedy Indirect Expression Theatre

I suspect the audience will be high fiving and cheering when Roberto's compadre-since-birth, the street wise Young Rich Moon, himself a Victory Boulevard Casanova, jumps in to stand with him during the Final Showdown with The Brunchmen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30262351)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 AM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263083)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: clear comical rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270761)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: territorial concupiscible lodge

A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry and hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30263126)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:40 PM
Author: Bisexual adventurous home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269336)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:27 AM
Author: Cracking dingle berry ticket booth

this was my favorite part

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270765)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: clear comical rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271306)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:02 AM
Author: duck-like french chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277375)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 5:51 PM
Author: Coral Stimulating Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30320658)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:07 PM
Author: Coral Stimulating Meetinghouse

still crack up every time I think of this line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392115)



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:25 PM
Author: Slap-happy glittery spot

Cr, i say it to myself in an exaggerated NY gabbagool accent too, like "Looks like dey was dressed for a boowl game!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#45235028)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon

Johnsmeyer will play the cop in the movie, like a Hitchcock cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392132)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:55 AM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801656)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:26 AM
Author: excitant ratface degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040469)



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Date: May 2nd, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carnelian house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30392141)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:33 PM
Author: duck-like french chapel

I'm starting to think that "Mmmm mm mm" is my favorite part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269270)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: titillating walnut station

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269315)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:26 AM
Author: Mint school windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270762)



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Date: April 29th, 2016 12:47 PM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant electric furnace dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30372418)



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Date: April 13th, 2016 11:38 PM
Author: spectacular offensive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30269318)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 8:25 AM
Author: clear comical rigor pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30270759)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:44 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant electric furnace dysfunction

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271085)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 9:45 AM
Author: provocative pearly range dopamine

heard that john leguizamo is in talks to play roberto

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30271090)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Mind-boggling talking queen of the night liquid oxygen

Wilmer Valderrama, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30507577)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Claret racy haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277459)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 12:24 AM
Author: at-the-ready mad cow disease

will u ever finish the story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30277530)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: mildly autistic vibrant electric furnace dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30279173)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Exhilarant sapphire son of senegal codepig

We need to get a production team/site ASAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30279241)



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Date: April 21st, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: cerebral trust fund wrinkle

929928383747272727833848566

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30323065)



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Date: April 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: duck-like french chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30350101)



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Date: May 15th, 2016 11:45 AM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30483179)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 11:59 AM
Author: Overrated theater cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30489285)



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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: onyx boistinker national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30492615)



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Date: May 18th, 2016 6:06 PM
Author: onyx boistinker national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30507552)



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Date: June 20th, 2016 11:43 AM
Author: Razzle kitty cat tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#30746746)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: topaz theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31068717)



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Date: July 30th, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: territorial concupiscible lodge

i can see the brunchmen slo mo walking off the ferry to confront roberto in their bermuda shorts and wayfarers to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VW1nxUChYfQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31068799)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 10:33 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31085736)



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Date: October 15th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: razzmatazz property sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31648220)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Multi-colored transparent selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713435)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:17 AM
Author: spectacular offensive shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713515)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:31 AM
Author: exciting green library persian

probably his masterwork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713599)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 12:32 AM
Author: silver razzle-dazzle legend school cafeteria

No black brunch was epic IRL flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31713603)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:51 AM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801303)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 10:48 AM
Author: flirting partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801275)



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Date: November 4th, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Avocado Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#31801369)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32148237)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32152436)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: khaki love of her life hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32152516)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32156741)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32174580)



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Date: February 19th, 2017 2:18 PM
Author: opaque beady-eyed preventive strike internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32655383)



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Date: February 21st, 2017 3:21 AM
Author: Canary electric locus

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32666915)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:17 AM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32749902)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:28 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring water buffalo

Was this retyped? Contains a critical spelling error - it's *MERMOSAS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33189860)



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Date: April 29th, 2017 6:31 AM
Author: Canary electric locus

corrected

I copy pasted it when someone reposted it in another thread and I thought it should be reposted itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33189862)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:00 PM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798150)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: Mint school windowlicker

It's "Mmmm mm mm", not "Mmmmmmmm" -- big difference. Please edit, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798171)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:11 PM
Author: Canary electric locus

Edited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798225)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:30 PM
Author: Mint school windowlicker

Thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798393)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:16 PM
Author: Orange Travel Guidebook Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34211966)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 12:02 PM
Author: Free-loading saffron coffee pot forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36271707)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:37 PM
Author: arousing menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39613461)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: Fuchsia dashing church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39613486)



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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Mustard corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#39614918)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:35 AM
Author: cobalt center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788720)



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Date: August 21st, 2020 1:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia dashing church building crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#40788731)



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Date: December 13th, 2021 8:18 PM
Author: Vigorous cyan brunch hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#43604323)



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Date: November 24th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Wine sneaky criminal deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#47093929)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Avocado Old Irish Cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#49494262)



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Date: March 4th, 2017 9:28 AM
Author: Swollen resort goyim

Every Saturday morning, I do one part of the puppet show. But there's nobody there to start the trains anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32749944)



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Date: March 31st, 2017 9:45 AM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#32960764)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:23 PM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171330)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap

What the FUCK HE DELETED IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171336)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 9:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy carnelian house

Woah when did he do that? Was it after the March bumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33171422)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: Medicated Elastic Band Candlestick Maker

better to have flamed & edited than never to have flamed at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33250632)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:01 PM
Author: ultramarine trip black woman fanboi

not a single person copied it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510680)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:03 PM
Author: Canary electric locus

I REPOSTED IT IN THIS VERY THREAD

jeez ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510705)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:04 PM
Author: Canary electric locus

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&mc=193&forum_id=2#32666915

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510709)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:58 PM
Author: ultramarine trip black woman fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34513465)



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Date: May 7th, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: Nubile blue stage

never forget:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33250622)



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Date: July 17th, 2017 10:19 PM
Author: cocky ape corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33798292)



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Date: May 26th, 2017 8:08 PM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#33404626)



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Date: August 30th, 2017 2:15 PM
Author: Insecure piazza alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34101255)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:20 AM
Author: Insecure piazza alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114413)



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Date: September 1st, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Mewling heady set mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34114430)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner

THE GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34211859)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 3:57 PM
Author: Mischievous pungent clown business firm

RIP to the greatest thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510655)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 4:14 PM
Author: hilarious glassy circlehead orchestra pit

We miss you johnsy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34510803)



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Date: October 23rd, 2017 9:57 PM
Author: ruddy filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34513453)



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Date: December 1st, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34812586)



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Date: December 5th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner

Please come back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34843148)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Canary electric locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34880075)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 12:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34880078)



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Date: December 20th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: infuriating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#34971362)



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Date: January 1st, 2018 11:17 PM
Author: spectacular offensive shrine

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35060127)



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Date: February 23rd, 2018 7:07 AM
Author: big vermilion sanctuary useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35468015)



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Date: April 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35920466)



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Date: May 2nd, 2018 3:59 PM
Author: territorial concupiscible lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#35967868)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:17 AM
Author: soul-stirring idea he suggested juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040464)



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Date: May 13th, 2018 7:34 AM
Author: big vermilion sanctuary useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3192989&forum_id=2.#36040527)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 8:10 AM
Author: Canary electric locus



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Date: November 6th, 2018 1:40 AM
Author: poppy main people

(Reposted)

It's about this guy named "James Lovers-Brunch." A 6'4 NYC playboy who cleans up with women and runs the NYC brunch scene. He and his friends, "The Brunchmen" can be seen at the top boozy brunch locations year round with a table full of eggs Benedict, mermosas and, of course, women.

These "Brunchmen" fit the fratty mold to a T. Pink button downs, boat shoes, wayfarers and who can forget the "I don't give a fuck" hair and dad bods. Mmmm mm mm.

James Lovers-Brunch struts around NYC styling on manlets all day every day. But he doesn't do so without his insecurities. Although Jimmy is tall, his body is lumpy, soft and would never be mistaken for athletic. He's also far from a "Clark Gabel" in the face. Women rate him as a 3.5, 4 on a good day. But women can't resist his 180 douchy attitude, money and of course, the holy grail, his height.

One day at brunch, Roberto walks by. Roberto is new and unlike the Brunchmen, he's not fratty in anyway. Roberto is 5'11, built like a solid athlete, fitted new era backwards hat, Tight fitted dry fit with a Griffey logo. Roberto is also a light skinned half Puerto Rican with a perfect smile to go along with his strong jaw and model-like face. It always seems like Roberto is grinning.

Roberto introduced himself to Jimmy and asked if he can join. James replied, "get the fuck out of here you prole piece of shit manlet!" All of the brunchmen laughed and cheered and high fived. The women reluctantly joined in, but not without first noticing Roberto's stunning looks. Roberto, with a grin, winked and said, "maybe another time."

Later that night Jimmy saw Roberto at the hottest club in Manhattan, One Tree. Roberto was partying it up, dancing on the floor. Laughing with Jimmy's girls. Winning them over with his charm. As Jimmy sat in his $1700 an hour bottle service booth, he couldn't believe that all of his women were with Roberto. Roberto looked over to Jimmy with that same grin and winked at him.

One of Jimmy's girls, an 18 year old model from Paris, responded "Isn't Roberto so awesome! He plays in the Yankees organization, for the Staten Island Yankees! He invited us to the game tomorrow!"

Jimmy replied, "You stupid whore! We have brunch tomorrow! And don't you know that I am an all star on my softball team! Now let me rip your panties off and lick you for hours!"

The next day, Jimmy and The Brunchmen sat at brunch on a Manhattan sidewalk but this time without women. Jimmy shouted out "where are these sluts? I told them 11." A cop walked by and said, "Ay Jimmy! You talkin' bout your girls? I just saw them on the Staten Island Ferry an hour ago. They were dressed for a ballgame."

James is enraged and so are The Brunchmen. They're off to Staten Island to win their girls back. Will height prevail? Will Jimmy be able to steal his girls back from Roberto? I guess Jimmy will be having a late brunch.... a "Staten Island Brunch."

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Date: January 21st, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: cocky ape corner



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Date: March 7th, 2021 8:03 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Amber Hairy Legs Gunner



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:45 PM
Author: ultramarine trip black woman fanboi



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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: big vermilion sanctuary useless brakes



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Date: July 10th, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: .,..,..,.,,..,..,,,,,,,,..,...,.,.,.,


i dunno why but the "he plays in the Yankees organization!" always gets me. Like these brunch sluts know the intricacies and lingo of how minor league affilitions work.

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Date: March 11th, 2019 2:36 PM
Author: wonderful misanthropic stead patrolman



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Date: June 4th, 2019 7:50 PM
Author: Ivory histrionic marketing idea mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 5th, 2019 5:47 PM
Author: wonderful misanthropic stead patrolman



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Date: December 25th, 2019 1:51 PM
Author: duck-like french chapel



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Date: January 14th, 2020 4:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring idea he suggested juggernaut



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Date: February 18th, 2020 3:43 PM
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Date: February 18th, 2020 8:36 PM
Author: Mustard corn cake



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Date: September 26th, 2022 8:05 PM
Author: sticky mood



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Date: March 9th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: Mischievous pungent clown business firm

Johnsmeyer, I hope you're doing okay.

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Date: April 20th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: disturbing macaca



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Date: May 11th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent selfie

what a time to be alive

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Date: May 11th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Irate Chartreuse Lettuce Immigrant



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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: stirring gold point nibblets



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Date: October 24th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: marvelous umber plaza newt

My favorite character by far is The random cop who just happened to be on the Staten Island ferry then happened to run into jlb at in his brunch spot

I always imagine him as being played by jm in a hitchcockian cameo role

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Date: December 1st, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: Ungodly Navy Senate Fortuitous Meteor



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Date: November 27th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored transparent selfie



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