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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Provocative saffron regret

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: Provocative saffron regret



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: Provocative saffron regret



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: sapphire state

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Diverse area rigpig

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy nursing home

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755971)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: lascivious institution

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: mauve mediation codepig

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious institution

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Obsidian racy dilemma

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: plum site dysfunction

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312473)



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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Ass Problems



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: Provocative saffron regret

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Electric Furnace

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: bright karate corner

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: zombie-like onyx striped hyena

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: olive private investor den



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: hyperventilating lodge

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Aromatic Citrine Therapy

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Hairless round eye

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: maniacal ticket booth

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: brindle pea-brained rehab

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2.#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: Cordovan factory reset button



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: Cordovan factory reset button



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Cobalt costumed feces temple



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