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Who is the most iconic poaster in bort history?

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Confused parlour
  12/17/25
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honey-headed arousing boiling water stag film
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Supple aquamarine hospital
  12/17/25
the one they call doobs
Odious Property
  12/17/25
He's definitely iconic
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Boom
Gaped Electric Furnace Station
  12/17/25
I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gon...
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Aloha was a great iteration
Gaped Electric Furnace Station
  12/17/25
Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/th...
Gaped Electric Furnace Station
  12/17/25
Incredible
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
boom lives
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
And I think everyone knows that
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope ...
Odious Property
  12/18/25
HATP, wish he was still here
Autistic space
  12/17/25
Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman
Gaped Electric Furnace Station
  12/17/25
Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
wmtp
twinkling cruise ship
  12/17/25
Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multi...
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
pensive, obviously
Trip Vermilion Stead
  12/17/25
Strong contender
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Sup Mike
Trip Vermilion Stead
  12/17/25
Lmao I attacked him so much the last time he was here he ...
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Thread reeks of “hi pensive”
Trip Vermilion Stead
  12/17/25
(Paul Graham)
Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan
  12/17/25
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Confused parlour
  12/17/25
evan39
ocher goal in life party of the first part
  12/17/25
Woah Cr
honey-headed arousing boiling water stag film
  12/17/25
Mafoofan, in his world Fiver, in hers But of the conte...
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/17/25
Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the l...
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/17/25
who are you
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
I’m nobody
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/17/25
you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)
ocher goal in life party of the first part
  12/17/25
That’s a pretty terrible list bro
Drunken half-breed
  12/17/25
I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose ...
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/17/25
To say nothing of CHUNG+?
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. ...
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/17/25
Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga m...
Sadistic nowag new version
  12/18/25
whokobe
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to ...
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
20 years but cr
Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan
  12/17/25
I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is W...
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
petro or scholarship depending on interpretation
Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan
  12/17/25
IH or Earl
garnet corn cake
  12/17/25
you suck my cock boy lol
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favour...
garnet corn cake
  12/17/25
stfu whok lol
Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike
  12/17/25
TY bro 4 the luv
garnet corn cake
  12/17/25
Who is IH
Confused parlour
  12/17/25
(n00b)
garnet corn cake
  12/18/25
scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for ...
domesticated boltzmann psychic
  12/17/25
Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic ...
Confused parlour
  12/18/25
Goy Superstar too.
Soul-stirring Ladyboy
  12/18/25
Stfu
Confused parlour
  12/18/25
RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all tim...
Nubile headpube resort
  12/18/25
I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves ...
adventurous slimy church
  12/18/25
For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting vol...
big hell coffee pot
  12/18/25
I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embod...
Confused parlour
  12/18/25
Johnsmeyer
Hideous garrison
  12/18/25
Top 5 all time for sure
Confused parlour
  12/18/25
Thanks.
domesticated boltzmann psychic
  12/18/25
Boom
fragrant sapphire step-uncle's house alpha
  12/18/25
whokebe
Sticky cuckold pistol
  12/18/25


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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Confused parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518388)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: honey-headed arousing boiling water stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518389)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Supple aquamarine hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518390)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Odious Property

the one they call doobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518391)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Confused parlour

He's definitely iconic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518399)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Gaped Electric Furnace Station

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518403)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Confused parlour

I think if he had stopped like 5 years ago he would have gone down as a legend but he declined in his later years. His peak period was amazing. Don't think I could put him above Johnsmeyer tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518406)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Gaped Electric Furnace Station

Aloha was a great iteration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518408)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Link? I don't remember Aloha eli5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518410)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Gaped Electric Furnace Station

It's not really something that can be https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3817030&mc=3&forum_id=2

Boom moved to Hawaii and boomesque jinxs ensued

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518421)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Incredible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518440)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

boom lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518458)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Confused parlour

And I think everyone knows that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518481)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:12 AM
Author: Odious Property

im imagining the guy who gets hanged by a horse-pulled rope and then chewed up by arrows in gladiator yelling this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518510)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Autistic space

HATP, wish he was still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518422)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Nobody believes this. He was not even notable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518424)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Gaped Electric Furnace Station

Arkan is a close second imo third would be treeman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518425)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Spin ratfuck is the most underrated XO meme of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518431)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: twinkling cruise ship

wmtp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518426)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Agreed one of the biggest bort personas ever. Even had multiple phases. His OG run as a Whokebian, The President of the People, Glenview Pumo, heel turn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518430)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: Trip Vermilion Stead

pensive, obviously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518435)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Strong contender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518438)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Trip Vermilion Stead

Sup Mike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518444)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Lmao

I attacked him so much the last time he was here he pissed his pants and ran off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518446)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Trip Vermilion Stead

Thread reeks of “hi pensive”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518449)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan

(Paul Graham)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518491)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Confused parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518494)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: ocher goal in life party of the first part

evan39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518442)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: honey-headed arousing boiling water stag film

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518453)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

Mafoofan, in his world

Fiver, in hers

But of the contemporaries, it has to be Chuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518443)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Who the fuck were Mafoofan and Fiver

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518447)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

Mafoofan was a sprightly asian man who was prolific in the legal and male fashion message board and blogosphere worlds of the early aughts. He had strong opinions and a breathtaking lack of self-awareness. His google footprint remains hilarious to this day.

Fiver was the SCOTUS clerk who defenestrated Koz’s career with accusations of sexually inappropriate behavior and also became a romance author and then defenestrated the world’s largest romance books trade association by leveling accusations of racism. We fear whose head she’ll put on her mantle next. And she talked a lot about Linux computers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518459)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:43 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

who are you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518471)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

I’m nobody

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518479)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

you're a smart man and a stunning repository of bort lore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518482)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: ocher goal in life party of the first part

(guy poasting from the Bizarro Universe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518454)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Drunken half-breed

That’s a pretty terrible list bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518456)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

I did not put a lot of thought into it beyond, “Whose character arcs can still cause me to chuckle 20 years on.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518462)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Confused parlour

To say nothing of CHUNG+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518480)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

I think my all time favorite schtick was C+C Music Factory. They had just the most impeccable timing of replies in so many threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518487)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Solid poaster. Always confused him with CAC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518489)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Sadistic nowag new version

Fuck, I was wrong, the answer is Tommy. The sailboat saga makes him immortal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519000)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

whokobe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518461)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Confused parlour

The original Whokebe was the first person ever to commit to nonstop megapoasting. Definitely iconic. The real Whok hasn't poasted in 5 years though. That other guy is an imposter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518484)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:52 PM
Author: Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan

20 years but cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518490)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: Confused parlour

I can't believe there are people who think the imposter is Whok. After we all talked to the real Whok every day for 20 years. The imposter is nothing like him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518493)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Wine racy fanboi coldplay fan

petro or scholarship depending on interpretation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518464)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: garnet corn cake

IH or Earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518466)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:42 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

you suck my cock boy lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518468)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: garnet corn cake

BooR is one of my favs but I feel hrs more of a cult favourite than a board icon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518472)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Scarlet Floppy Preventive Strike

stfu whok lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518476)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: garnet corn cake

TY bro 4 the luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518478)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Who is IH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518483)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:13 AM
Author: garnet corn cake

(n00b)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518511)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: domesticated boltzmann psychic

scholarship runs the XO Twitter that has 4.5k followers for some reason. He’s extending the life of XO singlehandely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518501)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: Confused parlour

Great poaster, love ya mean it but he's not the most iconic poaster ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518503)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Ladyboy

Goy Superstar too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519499)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519512)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: Nubile headpube resort

RSF is up there. easily the most discussed poster of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518710)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: adventurous slimy church

I don’t think she’s the winner but she deserves mention with some of the others poasted: Julia (and probably The Box).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518716)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: big hell coffee pot

For TBF not to be mentioned despite creating and posting voluminously under his own tagline is typical board behavior

But my personal vote goes to benzo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49518759)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Confused parlour

I think TBF is the most iconic poaster ever. He is the embodiment of XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519321)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Hideous garrison

Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519301)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Confused parlour

Top 5 all time for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519316)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: domesticated boltzmann psychic

Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519537)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: fragrant sapphire step-uncle's house alpha

Boom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519304)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: Sticky cuckold pistol

whokebe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5811573&forum_id=2.#49519546)