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JJC "WestsideLAGuy" career path
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM Author: sepia crotch someone posted this on wallstreet oasis 3 years ago: "Those are both nice paths. How do you rate this one? johnnycan
UPenn history BA -> nonsensical self-created liberal arts masters at UChicago for 3 years (hiding out from unemployment I guess after a tough showing at UPenn..) -> execution trading at zero-prestige Chicago sweatshop for 6 years -> 2 years of full time "extracurricular" activities trying to look well-rounded for MBA programs (fluffed up 6-month "consulting" gigs and volunteering) (around this time you ask Autoadmit or WSO if you should pretend to be gay on your MBA apps and write a story about coming out to your religious family) -> dinged everywhere, forced to attend Columbia's EMBA without employer sponsorship -> Moves on campus and joins like 7 full-timer clubs, goes as far as explicitly claiming to be a full-timer on Linkedin, and somehow goes on FT-MBA retreats as an EMBA student according to a classmate -> Big Tech (the orange one) FP&A -> swiftly PIP'd -> Finance for some chain of walk-in clinics (???) -> Unemployed for 2 years but spins it as "head of finance" for a (made up) "stealth startup" that you can't name now even though it's been like 4 years since you started there (must be top secret) -> Finance for a boring computer hardware retailer where your boss's boss is a Cal State Sacramento accounting undergrad alum who's like 8 years your junior. And you've been a legendary troll known as Brady4MVP, MBAVSMFIN, JJC, or JJC1122 on 3 or more online forums the whole time. And I think you're 43 in November - JJC-11-22.
Prestigious?"
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: gaped hell 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718430) |
Date: March 5th, 2026 3:05 PM Author: sepia crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718354) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: stubborn halford station Tbf, that was before he focused on looksmaxxing and became a gigachad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718361) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:07 PM Author: fragrant french organic girlfriend national what did he do to deserve this, come on (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718364) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Cracking Base where does "140 IQ, 6'0'', 1580 SAT, Double Ivy, 8 inches and thick, Master Pussy Eater" fit into all of this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718387) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:15 PM Author: big bearded idiot windowlicker is that X account confirmed to be JJC? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718393) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Cracking Base I believe so Go scroll through it and tell me it could be anybody else other than JJC |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: big bearded idiot windowlicker good point. scary if there are multiple "people" like that
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:17 PM Author: Cracking Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718400) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:14 PM Author: wine maniacal shitlib psychic Finance for a boring computer hardware retailer where your boss's boss is a Cal State Sacramento accounting undergrad alum who's like 8 years your junior is the most devastating thing I have read on here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718392) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: big bearded idiot windowlicker the boss is probably a 6'2" former d1 athlete natural leader whereas the guy posting this is a 5'6" azn striver with a bowl cut and zero personality (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718396) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: Passionate center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718426) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:16 PM Author: Cracking Base it's very well written (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718397) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: gaped hell definitely powerful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718446) |
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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:33 AM Author: which is what makes time travel possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49843745) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: gaped hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718431) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: provocative coiffed orchestra pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718442) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: razzle-dazzle well-lubricated weed whacker swiftly PIP'd tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718613) |
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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:17 PM Author: gaped hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49718622) |
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Date: March 8th, 2026 12:10 PM Author: wine maniacal shitlib psychic was this really an executive mba? he would pretty much be done here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49725789) |
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: stubborn halford station IIRC, was either EMBA or J-term (January entry, no summer internship, easier admission) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49725934) |
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:11 PM Author: Cracking Base EMBA, non-sponsored, and he tried everything to hang out with the real MBAs until they worked out who he was and told him to go away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49725946) |
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Date: March 8th, 2026 1:12 PM Author: wine maniacal shitlib psychic J J-term C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49725948) |
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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:50 AM Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49843750) |
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Date: April 26th, 2026 7:31 AM Author: cowgod Why are you all so hard on this idiot, is it because of some azn ethnic rivalry? Like he’s Hmong but board azns are All Tall and come from the region where they eat noodles instead of rice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5841034&forum_id=2.#49843772) |