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I'm down -$111,377 but I'm confident I'll MAEK it back...

Dont play arnd with SOXS or SOXL puts lil guys... I just...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
Excellent plan. You should keep actively trading until you ...
chestnut half-breed
  04/30/26
yep thanks fren, thats exactly what im gonna do!
grizzly range
  04/30/26
Current NW? I hit $1.38 million in my brokerage + brokera...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
im down like 20k today :( im prob like 1.307m i cant beli...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
Yeah, I remember how happy you were about that :( I would...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
nah its too late, i was dumb not selling SOXS when i was up ...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
Motherfucker, do you have no idea how much you can make on a...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
yes im retarded, i think main prob is i buy calls when stock...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
what kind of shitty legal work can a licensed but non practi...
Lascivious office marketing idea
  04/30/26
nigga i cld just become active and do what i do before, actu...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
How to learn shit employment law. Any tips?
Lascivious office marketing idea
  04/30/26
work for JP morgan as a turd
grizzly range
  04/30/26
There are a bunch of temp legal gigs that pay $100 - $150/hr...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  05/01/26
Being an admitted lawyer and refusing to use it to make some...
brass heaven kitty cat
  05/01/26
You forgot drinking 7 bottles of local beer, but I did laugh...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  05/01/26
If you're down on a massive up-day like today you should giv...
Adventurous cruise ship
  04/30/26
Looks like you followed my advice, which was to continue los...
free-loading spot death wish
  04/30/26
thank, im willing to lose all of this, furk it. on the upsid...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
lmao meanwhile I'm up 40k YTD doing absolutely NOTHING you a...
Swashbuckling property
  04/30/26
oh noeesss i was called a LOSER on AUTOADMIT the most PREIST...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
Minus 1,000,000,000 izzat
Swashbuckling property
  04/30/26
I'm up over 300k YTD (heavily in oil and oil tranny stocks)....
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
I'm a prole goy making a mere 150k dont be mean
Swashbuckling property
  04/30/26
Don't worry. You'll maek it
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
thanks I think I can eeke out another 50k in commission next...
Swashbuckling property
  04/30/26
i forgot that the 111k is what i was down BEFORE i put the m...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
I am still stuck around $2.33m. I did spend over $10k this w...
slimy rambunctious jew
  04/30/26
I'm at $2.39 million when I factor everything in. It's genui...
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  04/30/26
Why?
slimy rambunctious jew
  04/30/26
he prob just thinks u are POWERGOY and shldnt have such a NW...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
this plus he's a fucking idiot
Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge
  05/01/26
Who is the idiot? The one who quietly keeps pace or the one ...
slimy rambunctious jew
  05/01/26
over what time period
navy seedy theater stage
  04/30/26
ljl like 3-4 weeks, as recently as april 7 my NW was above 1...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
you're an idiot
navy seedy theater stage
  04/30/26
i prefer the term "retarded" thank
grizzly range
  04/30/26
it seems once a year i do something stupid in stocks, this i...
grizzly range
  04/30/26
All you had to do was nothing and that was too hard for you....
chestnut half-breed
  04/30/26
that's insane, the market is hitting record highs
Hyperventilating fat ankles
  05/01/26


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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: grizzly range

Dont play arnd with SOXS or SOXL puts lil guys...

I just need like a 200% gain on my SPY puts to recover this shit, have abt 42 days to maek it. I think a 4-5% drop will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49854997)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: chestnut half-breed

Excellent plan. You should keep actively trading until you make back the money you've lost actively trading and after that happens you can consider your options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855000)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: grizzly range

yep thanks fren, thats exactly what im gonna do!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855005)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

Current NW?

I hit $1.38 million in my brokerage + brokerage checking account today. Some of it is in inaccessible gains in a Roth IRA, but most of the principal is accessible, so I'll just lump it all together

AI was telling me today I should retire when I told it I also have crypto and a 401k. I feel like I need to increase the 1.38 million to 2 million first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855129)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: grizzly range

im down like 20k today :( im prob like 1.307m

i cant believe how retarded i am, i was 1.44m just a month or so ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855135)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

Yeah, I remember how happy you were about that :(

I would say it's your hobby and to keep having fun, but when you're trading shit that creates real losses instead of holding through paper losses, you can't just have fun

Why not do some shitty remote legal work here and there to get money for gambling on calls and just park your real money in VTI or VOO or SPY or QQQ or whatever you think is best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855143)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: grizzly range

nah its too late, i was dumb not selling SOXS when i was up and then when i was even i shld have just cut losses. i need to learn to take some profits, take some losses instead of going all in or out

doing "work" wont matter worth shit to do what/ make 50k or 100k even? its like 1 month in market

i just need to get back to 1.5m and only keep 500k in stocks and then 1m in non equity and im set

and i had a limit of 3k for options but i broke that big time, its so retarded, i need to make a separate account with just 3k in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855146)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:11 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

Motherfucker, do you have no idea how much you can make on a couple grand in options?

When I went into LUNR a couple years ago (up over 500%), I did stocks because I usually fail to take profits on calls too. But the calls were up like 1,600% in just a couple weeks versus 100% in the stock (this was before the big recent run)

You can have a lot of fun with just a few thousand bucks in calls in several different things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855155)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: grizzly range

yes im retarded, i think main prob is i buy calls when stock has gone down a lot and vice versa. this is actually stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855184)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: Lascivious office marketing idea

what kind of shitty legal work can a licensed but non practicing attorney do? i'm unemployed looking for ways to generate more income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855217)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: grizzly range

nigga i cld just become active and do what i do before, actually my last year "working" i tried that just took 5-6 cases, it wasnt worth it



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855227)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Lascivious office marketing idea

How to learn shit employment law. Any tips?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855305)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM
Author: grizzly range

work for JP morgan as a turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855309)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:08 AM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

There are a bunch of temp legal gigs that pay $100 - $150/hr through tons of companies. There are also more targeted ones that pay $200+, but they generally like to see senior in-house legal positions on your resume to be sure you "know how to get business done"

You'd need to have an active license for any of the above

If Tommy worked 1 month over the course of a year, he'd gross around 20k. That's enough for a lot of options gambling. If he picked up his solo shit and could get clients remotely, he'd probably be able to charge several hundred per hour and earn substantially more for 1 month of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856729)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: brass heaven kitty cat

Being an admitted lawyer and refusing to use it to make some easy cash on the side while sitting on a beach in Vietnam is like going to Bhutan and refusing to climb to the most famous incredible site and instead sitting in your hotel room eating Subway and posting about jews all day. Oh wait ....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856752)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

You forgot drinking 7 bottles of local beer, but I did laugh nonetheless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856788)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM
Author: Adventurous cruise ship

If you're down on a massive up-day like today you should give your password to some Boglehead and tell him to convert it all to VOO then scramble the password

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855278)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: free-loading spot death wish

Looks like you followed my advice, which was to continue losing money by shorting the market. Good work!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855118)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: grizzly range

thank, im willing to lose all of this, furk it. on the upside if SPY just crashes 5% i cld actually maek a PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855136)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property

lmao meanwhile I'm up 40k YTD doing absolutely NOTHING you are a LOSER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855128)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: grizzly range

oh noeesss i was called a LOSER on AUTOADMIT the most PREISTIGOUS board of scholarship, i never wld call myself a LOSER every single second of the day for the last 40+ years! i wld never do that saars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855137)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property

Minus 1,000,000,000 izzat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855140)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

I'm up over 300k YTD (heavily in oil and oil tranny stocks). But lost at least a couple hundred thousand on paper crypto value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855149)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property

I'm a prole goy making a mere 150k dont be mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855162)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

Don't worry. You'll maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855171)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Swashbuckling property

thanks I think I can eeke out another 50k in commission next year if I just apply myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855211)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: grizzly range

i forgot that the 111k is what i was down BEFORE i put the money into SPY PUTS

now on those im down an additional 22k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855139)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: slimy rambunctious jew

I am still stuck around $2.33m. I did spend over $10k this week (insurance premiums) and that’s a cost that should be prorated out over the coming year. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855150)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

I'm at $2.39 million when I factor everything in. It's genuinely disgusting that we have similar NW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855160)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: slimy rambunctious jew

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855165)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: grizzly range

he prob just thinks u are POWERGOY and shldnt have such a NW, ur phenotype doesnt match ur NW, tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855186)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Abusive Vibrant Indian Lodge

this plus he's a fucking idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856732)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: slimy rambunctious jew

Who is the idiot? The one who quietly keeps pace or the one who thinks that a $2.39m net worth is something special?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856858)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: navy seedy theater stage

over what time period

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855188)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: grizzly range

ljl like 3-4 weeks, as recently as april 7 my NW was above 1.4m

if u want to understand what happened just look at SOXS chart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855230)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: navy seedy theater stage

you're an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855237)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: grizzly range

i prefer the term "retarded" thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855259)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:58 PM
Author: grizzly range

it seems once a year i do something stupid in stocks, this is it

it also shows me i actually have zero worries in life cause until this happened i wasnt worrying abt shit but everyday now for 3-4 weeks ive been cursing myself how stupid i am

now ive just accepted i may lose even more and ill have to just go 90% in equities and try to hoap i make it back (market will then tank 30%)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855262)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 9:18 PM
Author: chestnut half-breed

All you had to do was nothing and that was too hard for you. How can we make this easier for u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49855724)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating fat ankles

that's insane, the market is hitting record highs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2.#49856861)