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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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milky doctorate
  08/14/13
tell me
garnet ladyboy piazza
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Talented Citrine Foreskin
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Gold titillating potus market
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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avocado hominid
  05/12/15
so underrated
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Quality Learing Center alumnus
  01/11/26
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Bisexual shitlib feces
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor
  08/14/13
lmao
garnet ladyboy piazza
  05/12/15
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orchid cerebral stage
  12/11/24
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stimulating theatre
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Bisexual shitlib feces
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
well-lubricated salmon corner
  08/14/13
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Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
rofl
garnet ladyboy piazza
  08/14/13
180
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
rofl
Razzmatazz aggressive tanning salon
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Flickering patrolman
  08/14/13
lol
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Hyperventilating Gas Station
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  03/24/21
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  08/14/13
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Effete deep trailer park ratface
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adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
best of thread
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
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stimulating theatre
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
stimulating theatre
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
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Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
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Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Violent School Cafeteria Ceo
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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  08/14/13
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garnet ladyboy piazza
  08/14/13
180
bossy insane stain friendly grandma
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pungent kitchen turdskin
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Hyperventilating Gas Station
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milky doctorate
  08/17/13
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trip indecent national headpube
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clear 180 location
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
thriller cyan legend principal's office
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
lol
Chrome Nibblets
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
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swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Heady White Station
  08/14/13
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up-to-no-good tank
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
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Rebellious shaky plaza
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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tan exciting center
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Odious sexy cuck brunch
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
zippy point
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Vigorous haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Charismatic duck-like gaping house
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Floppy den
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
zippy point
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Odious sexy cuck brunch
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
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alcoholic stirring shrine half-breed
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
zippy point
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
zippy point
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
zippy point
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
zippy point
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
zippy point
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
zippy point
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
whatever
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
house-broken seedy area prole
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
lol
bossy insane stain friendly grandma
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
180
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Offensive sticky party of the first part mother
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
adventurous wine cruise ship jap
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
fuchsia passionate hell
  08/14/13
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fuchsia passionate hell
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
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fragrant geriatric karate voyeur
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
bossy insane stain friendly grandma
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
misanthropic sanctuary
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Glittery Scarlet Deer Antler Multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles
  08/14/13
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Histrionic Bawdyhouse
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
lmao
Effete deep trailer park ratface
  08/14/13
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alcoholic stirring shrine half-breed
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
greedy infuriating university
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Narrow-minded french chef
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
milky doctorate
  08/14/13
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fuchsia passionate hell
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
Pics?
motley nowag really tough guy
  08/14/13
link?
orchid cerebral stage
  08/17/13
...
garnet ladyboy piazza
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
sepia galvanic filthpig parlour
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Kink-friendly Self-absorbed Crotch Boiling Water
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Alcoholic territorial giraffe
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
dashing demanding factory reset button
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
dashing demanding factory reset button
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
dashing demanding factory reset button
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Gay aromatic school
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Razzle Puppy
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
dashing demanding factory reset button
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Big Copper Crackhouse
  08/14/13
Underrated
Histrionic Bawdyhouse
  08/15/13
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Apoplectic opaque library
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Razzle Puppy
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Big Copper Crackhouse
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Wonderful Telephone Stag Film
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
swashbuckling lilac office cumskin
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
yellow corn cake set
  08/14/13
lol
medicated nofapping field reading party
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
yellow corn cake set
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
medicated nofapping field reading party
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
yellow corn cake set
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Razzle Puppy
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
onyx ticket booth
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Odious sexy cuck brunch
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
diverse flesh hospital
  08/14/13
180
multi-colored brindle resort candlestick maker
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
medicated nofapping field reading party
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Hyperventilating Gas Station
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
medicated nofapping field reading party
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Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus
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Hot arousing locale rigor
  08/14/13
180
dashing demanding factory reset button
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Big Copper Crackhouse
  08/15/13
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Alcoholic territorial giraffe
  08/17/13
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red racy death wish volcanic crater
  09/11/13
Lmao
Umber native alpha
  06/07/17
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soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap indian lodge
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
saffron jew
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
contagious dopamine theater stage
  08/14/13
lol
dashing demanding factory reset button
  08/14/13
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magical twisted fortuitous meteor regret
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
domesticated appetizing antidepressant drug church
  08/14/13
180
Ruddy Lay Degenerate
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
yapping rehab
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Smoky Pervert Juggernaut
  08/17/13
poignant
Awkward nursing home
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Ebony legal warrant masturbator
  08/17/13
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Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
red racy death wish volcanic crater
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Bat Shit Crazy Rusted Mental Disorder Site
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Wonderful Telephone Stag Film
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Gold titillating potus market
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Ruby keepsake machete dilemma
  12/28/13
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beady-eyed institution
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Turquoise meetinghouse
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
Deranged Grizzly Business Firm Famous Landscape Painting
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
puce mind-boggling whorehouse
  03/10/14
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trip indecent national headpube
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Heady White Station
  05/12/15
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excitant abode jewess
  01/19/16
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Hyperventilating Gas Station
  10/25/17
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orchid cerebral stage
  11/29/15
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orchid cerebral stage
  12/23/15
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trip indecent national headpube
  01/05/16
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orchid cerebral stage
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Startling box office
  06/07/17
...
excitant abode jewess
  09/22/17
...
milky doctorate
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
peach range
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
iridescent internal respiration
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
peach range
  07/18/18
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tan exciting center
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orchid cerebral stage
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orchid cerebral stage
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Exhilarant Spruce Pit Pocket Flask
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tan exciting center
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: milky doctorate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy piazza

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: milky doctorate

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Talented Citrine Foreskin

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Gold titillating potus market

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: trip indecent national headpube

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
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so underrated

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: stimulating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: henna blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Translucent Marvelous Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bisexual shitlib feces

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy piazza

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: stimulating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Bisexual shitlib feces

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated salmon corner

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Vigorous haunted graveyard

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy piazza

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz aggressive tanning salon

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Flickering patrolman

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: medicated nofapping field reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic opaque library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: tan exciting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: high-end senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: milky doctorate

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: stimulating theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: stimulating theatre

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: milky doctorate

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Violent School Cafeteria Ceo

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Spectacular internet-worthy messiness private investor

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: thriller cyan legend principal's office

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: bossy insane stain friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: pungent kitchen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: milky doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: trip indecent national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: clear 180 location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: thriller cyan legend principal's office

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Chrome Nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Heady White Station

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: up-to-no-good tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Rebellious shaky plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Rusted Mental Disorder Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Rusted Mental Disorder Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: tan exciting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: milky doctorate

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Odious sexy cuck brunch

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: zippy point

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Vigorous haunted graveyard

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Vigorous haunted graveyard

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Charismatic duck-like gaping house

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Floppy den

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: zippy point

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Odious sexy cuck brunch

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring shrine half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: zippy point

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: zippy point

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: zippy point

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: zippy point

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: zippy point

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: zippy point

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: house-broken seedy area prole

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: milky doctorate

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: bossy insane stain friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Offensive sticky party of the first part mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: adventurous wine cruise ship jap

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: milky doctorate

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: fuchsia passionate hell

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: fuchsia passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: fragrant geriatric karate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: bossy insane stain friendly grandma

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: misanthropic sanctuary

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Glittery Scarlet Deer Antler Multi-billionaire

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Bearded mad cow disease fat ankles

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Histrionic Bawdyhouse

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Effete deep trailer park ratface

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: alcoholic stirring shrine half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: greedy infuriating university

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Narrow-minded french chef

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: milky doctorate

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: fuchsia passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: motley nowag really tough guy

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: orchid cerebral stage

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: sepia galvanic filthpig parlour

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Self-absorbed Crotch Boiling Water

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Alcoholic territorial giraffe

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Gay aromatic school

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Razzle Puppy

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Big Copper Crackhouse

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Histrionic Bawdyhouse

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic opaque library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Razzle Puppy

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Big Copper Crackhouse

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Wonderful Telephone Stag Film

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling lilac office cumskin

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: yellow corn cake set

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: medicated nofapping field reading party

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: yellow corn cake set

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: medicated nofapping field reading party

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: yellow corn cake set

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Razzle Puppy

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: onyx ticket booth

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Odious sexy cuck brunch

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: diverse flesh hospital

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: multi-colored brindle resort candlestick maker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: medicated nofapping field reading party

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Gas Station

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: medicated nofapping field reading party

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Hot arousing locale rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Big Copper Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic territorial giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: red racy death wish volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Umber native alpha

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring mad-dog skullcap indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: saffron jew

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: contagious dopamine theater stage

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: dashing demanding factory reset button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: magical twisted fortuitous meteor regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: domesticated appetizing antidepressant drug church

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Ruddy Lay Degenerate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: yapping rehab

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Smoky Pervert Juggernaut

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Awkward nursing home

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Ebony legal warrant masturbator

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Carnelian Godawful Laser Beams Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: red racy death wish volcanic crater

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Rusted Mental Disorder Site

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Telephone Stag Film

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Gold titillating potus market

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Ruby keepsake machete dilemma

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: beady-eyed institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Turquoise meetinghouse

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Deranged Grizzly Business Firm Famous Landscape Painting

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: puce mind-boggling whorehouse

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: trip indecent national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Heady White Station

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: excitant abode jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: trip indecent national headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Startling box office

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: excitant abode jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: milky doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: peach range

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: iridescent internal respiration

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: peach range

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: tan exciting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: orchid cerebral stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant Spruce Pit Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: tan exciting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: tan exciting center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#44198924)