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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
tell me
razzmatazz useless brakes
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
lol tyft
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
vengeful charismatic space sneaky criminal
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
khaki stead
  12/28/13
fucking lol
180 costumed forum
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Frum pale philosopher-king
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Glassy Heaven Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
spruce karate kitty
  08/14/13
lmao
razzmatazz useless brakes
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cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Glassy Heaven Love Of Her Life
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Mewling bearded state scourge upon the earth
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electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
ocher floppy doctorate
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
rofl
razzmatazz useless brakes
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180
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  08/14/13
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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Bat shit crazy roast beef mental disorder
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Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
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electric plum garrison newt
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Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
spruce karate kitty
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
  08/14/13
best of thread
sienna flickering water buffalo
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Misunderstood lodge
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cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
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electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Beady-eyed Pea-brained Ticket Booth Potus
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Pizzas are not whores.
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  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180 costumed forum
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Henna Shitlib Mexican
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Fuchsia pit police squad
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
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Misanthropic kitty cat
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Blue kitchen mediation
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
titillating nofapping fanboi
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
ocher floppy doctorate
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
ocher floppy doctorate
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Peach kink-friendly range
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
titillating nofapping fanboi
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Blue kitchen mediation
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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Pink Factory Reset Button
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
titillating nofapping fanboi
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
titillating nofapping fanboi
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
titillating nofapping fanboi
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
whatever
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Hilarious Curious Public Bath
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
lol
Mustard impertinent striped hyena ratface
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
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  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
contagious gay pozpig corner
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
contagious gay pozpig corner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
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Provocative depressive
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Mustard impertinent striped hyena ratface
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
saffron excitant really tough guy rigor
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
carmine organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
contagious gay pozpig corner
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
165
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
lmao
electric plum garrison newt
  08/14/13
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Pink Factory Reset Button
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Aggressive obsidian set haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
sable hospital
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Grizzly exciting incel resort
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Grizzly exciting incel resort
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Supple church
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my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
Pics?
Histrionic milk friendly grandma
  08/14/13
link?
exhilarant bossy school cafeteria
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razzmatazz useless brakes
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Vivacious Tantric Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Comical offensive genital piercing windowlicker
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
high-end honey-headed private investor
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
high-end honey-headed private investor
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
high-end honey-headed private investor
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
sienna flickering water buffalo
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
angry degenerate
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
high-end honey-headed private investor
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
carnelian french goal in life
  08/14/13
Underrated
Galvanic chartreuse bbw
  08/15/13
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  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
angry degenerate
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
carnelian french goal in life
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Shaky transparent sanctuary
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Misunderstood lodge
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Talented rigpig jewess
  08/14/13
lol
Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Talented rigpig jewess
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Talented rigpig jewess
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
angry degenerate
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
pearly crackhouse
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Blue kitchen mediation
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
sapphire filthy filthpig dilemma
  08/14/13
180
tan blood rage
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Apoplectic Office Regret
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe
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fishy area
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Insane new version hall
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180
high-end honey-headed private investor
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carnelian french goal in life
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Comical offensive genital piercing windowlicker
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magenta personal credit line hunting ground
  09/11/13
Lmao
idiotic half-breed
  06/07/17
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Bat shit crazy roast beef mental disorder
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Indecent wine senate elastic band
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
fishy area
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
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  08/14/13
lol
high-end honey-headed private investor
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Coral Home
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Hairraiser Faggotry
  08/14/13
180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Bull headed motley alpha dragon
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
aromatic brunch
  08/17/13
poignant
poppy racy therapy church building
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Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Multi-colored Background Story
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fishy area
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
magenta personal credit line hunting ground
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
opaque den becky
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Shaky transparent sanctuary
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
khaki stead
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Primrose dashing meetinghouse
  12/28/13
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Buck-toothed stag film double fault
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
passionate shrine main people
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
copper temple
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Lascivious jap location
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180 costumed forum
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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Elite Big Plaza
  01/19/16
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Apoplectic Office Regret
  10/25/17
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exhilarant bossy school cafeteria
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exhilarant bossy school cafeteria
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180 costumed forum
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exhilarant bossy school cafeteria
  03/13/16
I want pizza
spectacular toaster whorehouse
  06/07/17
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Elite Big Plaza
  09/22/17
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Grizzly exciting incel resort
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Appetizing Zippy Box Office
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Cracking tanning salon
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Appetizing Zippy Box Office
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ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke
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exhilarant bossy school cafeteria
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: vengeful charismatic space sneaky criminal

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: khaki stead

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: 180 costumed forum

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: trip bat-shit-crazy abode selfie



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Slimy Cruise Ship Clown

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: vigorous umber fortuitous meteor piazza



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Henna Shitlib Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: erotic spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Sticky deep electric furnace pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Frum pale philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roast beef mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: irradiated liquid oxygen parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Frum pale philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Glassy Heaven Love Of Her Life

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: spruce karate kitty

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Glassy Heaven Love Of Her Life

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Mewling bearded state scourge upon the earth

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: ocher floppy doctorate

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: canary heady wagecucks

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Self-absorbed locale cuck

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: vigorous umber fortuitous meteor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: mind-boggling stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roast beef mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: spruce karate kitty

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: cerebral geriatric antidepressant drug

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Pea-brained Ticket Booth Potus

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: spruce karate kitty

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Fuchsia pit police squad

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Mustard impertinent striped hyena ratface

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Adventurous theatre death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: 180 costumed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Henna Shitlib Mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Fuchsia pit police squad

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: vibrant orchestra pit voyeur

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Crystalline boyish dopamine

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle indigo center prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Misanthropic kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: opaque den becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: opaque den becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Blue kitchen mediation

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: ocher floppy doctorate

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: ocher floppy doctorate

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Peach kink-friendly range

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Circlehead Internal Respiration

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Blue kitchen mediation

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Pink Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: titillating nofapping fanboi

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Hilarious Curious Public Bath

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Mustard impertinent striped hyena ratface

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: bronze concupiscible base queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Bateful fiercely-loyal digit ratio

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Supple church

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Supple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Provocative depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Mustard impertinent striped hyena ratface

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: saffron excitant really tough guy rigor

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: carmine organic girlfriend

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: contagious gay pozpig corner

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Galvanic chartreuse bbw

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: electric plum garrison newt

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Pink Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Aggressive obsidian set haunted graveyard

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: sable hospital

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Supple church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Histrionic milk friendly grandma

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: razzmatazz useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: hyperactive people who are hurt marketing idea

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Vivacious Tantric Hissy Fit Bawdyhouse

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Comical offensive genital piercing windowlicker

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: sienna flickering water buffalo

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: angry degenerate

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: carnelian french goal in life

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Galvanic chartreuse bbw

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: vigorous umber fortuitous meteor piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: angry degenerate

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: carnelian french goal in life

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Shaky transparent sanctuary

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood lodge

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Talented rigpig jewess

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Talented rigpig jewess

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Talented rigpig jewess

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: angry degenerate

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: pearly crackhouse

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Blue kitchen mediation

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: sapphire filthy filthpig dilemma

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: tan blood rage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Apoplectic Office Regret

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Soul-stirring House-broken Giraffe

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: fishy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Insane new version hall



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: carnelian french goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Comical offensive genital piercing windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: magenta personal credit line hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: idiotic half-breed

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy roast beef mental disorder



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Indecent wine senate elastic band

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: fishy area

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: startling rehab son of senegal

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: high-end honey-headed private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Coral Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser Faggotry

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Razzle Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Bull headed motley alpha dragon

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: aromatic brunch

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: poppy racy therapy church building

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Multi-colored Background Story

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: fishy area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: magenta personal credit line hunting ground

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: opaque den becky

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Shaky transparent sanctuary

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: khaki stead

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Primrose dashing meetinghouse

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Buck-toothed stag film double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: passionate shrine main people

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: copper temple

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Lascivious jap location

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: 180 costumed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Crystalline boyish dopamine

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Elite Big Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Office Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: 180 costumed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: spectacular toaster whorehouse

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Elite Big Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Grizzly exciting incel resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Appetizing Zippy Box Office

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Cracking tanning salon

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Appetizing Zippy Box Office

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: exhilarant bossy school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2.#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Thriller athletic conference idiot



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: ultramarine stimulating school yarmulke



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