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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What ...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i as...
Disrespectful Generalized Bond
  11/11/25
yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some o...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the begin...
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he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does tha...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
go, get drunk, come home late af
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if ...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompan...
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wai...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you ca...
heady institution
  11/11/25
you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball...
Peach newt kitchen
  11/11/25
Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports new...
lake space
  11/11/25
do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i j...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
were you proposing that you top him or the other way around?...
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relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you
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irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
tp
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  11/11/25
tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well.....
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  11/11/25
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  11/11/25
How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prep...
irradiated cowardly crotch
  11/11/25
3 words: pepper thine angus
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  11/12/25
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Disrespectful Generalized Bond

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: Disrespectful Generalized Bond

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Passionate brindle bbw doctorate

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Sienna gay wizard

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420666)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Sienna gay wizard

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420882)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: topaz state

smeared mascara and torn mesh shorts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420945)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
Author: pearl famous landscape painting



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: excitant carnelian theatre

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420982)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Motley Goyim Casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: tantric balding library trust fund

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Nudist contagious indian lodge

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Nudist contagious indian lodge

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: tantric balding library trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420980)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Peach newt kitchen

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: heady institution

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Peach newt kitchen

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: lake space

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: razzle church voyeur

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded location



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: flickering jap knife

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422306)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Onyx painfully honest native

Aren’t iPods crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421290)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: lake space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421701)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sooty pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421719)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good fanboi nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422505)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Orange mischievous stage

sprinted here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423235)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423280)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: fragrant roommate

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good fanboi nursing home

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420952)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: abusive abode

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy lay

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Sadistic wrinkle community account

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Plum Tripping Affirmative Action

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421703)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Bearded location



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted sooty pistol

Your first move should be to inform them that you're a well known megapoaster on a racist chat blog for balding middle aged lawyers and that you hold some sway with this contingency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: pearl famous landscape painting



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: Concupiscible soggy business firm cuckold



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Disrespectful Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421686)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Motley Goyim Casino



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: abusive abode



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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
Author: mind-boggling know-it-all base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49422490)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: pea-brained property mental disorder

they probably are unaware about the superior playing style of women footballers and how that makes the game more enjoyable to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421287)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: irradiated cowardly crotch

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421564)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Hyperactive spot

3 words: pepper thine angus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49423288)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Rehab

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49424851)