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COLONOSCOPY tomorrow. First time. Laxatives to be deployed at 5PM/10PM
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:01 AM Author: slate parlor potus Fast today, shitmeds tonight, digital cameras in my anus tomorrow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758038) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:04 AM Author: Rebellious Crawly Chapel are you fully sedated? are u scareed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758040) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: slate parlor potus yes apparently. they wont let me drive home after, but idk how they will stop me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758041) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: exhilarant high-end background story They will, no bullshit, call the cops (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758179) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: heady theater old irish cottage i had to pick up my gf from one recently. there was some waiting area where they couldn't leave until someone came and signed them out.
i'm sure they can't legally hold you but you should probably just uber to avoid picking a fight over disregarding your own safety. |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:57 PM Author: .,..,,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,..,.., Tell us about your girlfriend’s colonoscopy if it’s not too late (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#49498406) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:15 PM Author: thirsty swashbuckling wrinkle haunted graveyard try and report back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48784208) |
Date: March 18th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: Fluffy national The laxatives part is the worst part
You drink a gallon of this nasty stuff that makes you piss out of your ass |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:18 AM Author: orchid space faggot firefighter It's more than cameras bro. They shave your asshold. It's probably the best day to have gay sex. Smooth shaved no poop left. Only bad part is you're partially sedated so can't feel it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758184) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: slate parlor potus Theyre going to shave my holds? Not if I beat them to it
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: iridescent beady-eyed boltzmann Do colonoscopies result in false positives or actual positives that don't necessarily need treatment like breast cancer? I've heard that mammograms and ensuing treatments actually result in worse outcomes (or at least no better) than doing nothing because a lot of the cancer they find and treat does not really require treatment. Idk tho haven't done a deep dive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48758195) |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:28 AM Author: slate parlor potus good question.
"Yes, colonoscopies can sometimes result in false positives. A false positive occurs when the procedure identifies something as abnormal (such as a polyp or lesion) that turns out to be harmless upon further testing. Factors that may contribute to false positives include:
Inflammation or irritation: Conditions like colitis, hemorrhoids, or minor irritation can sometimes appear suspicious. Residue in the colon: Inadequate bowel preparation can obscure the view, making normal tissue appear abnormal. Biopsy interpretation: Occasionally, a benign growth may initially be misinterpreted as potentially cancerous. While false positives are possible, colonoscopies remain one of the most effective tools for detecting colorectal cancer and other issues. Follow-up tests, such as biopsy analysis, typically clarify any uncertain findings." |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 9:35 AM Author: iridescent beady-eyed boltzmann Ty. What I would be concerned about is treatments for cancer that doesn't actually need treatment. I'm not an expert, but this is the type of stuff I'm referring to:
https://www.cancer.gov/news-events/cancer-currents-blog/2023/mammography-older-women-breast-cancer-overdiagnosis |
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Date: March 18th, 2025 6:59 PM Author: exhilarant high-end background story HOWS THE SHITTING GOING?
Please give play by play. |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:21 AM Author: orchid space faggot firefighter It's 720 am. He's now done shooting his shit and is on the way to get fingerbanged senseless by an Indian woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761410) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:23 AM Author: exhilarant high-end background story Lol...what a horrible way to spend a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761416) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 7:57 AM Author: orchid space faggot firefighter ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761462) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:16 AM Author: slate parlor potus Within 10 min the lax made me queasy
Within 15 minutes shitting Niagara Falls
About 30m later rounds 2 and 3, all yellow water gushing
1h later fine
You do two rounds
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: orchid space faggot firefighter I drink a gallon of that daily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761498) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 8:51 AM Author: self-absorbed fat ankles The cure can be worse than the disease if they find something. I am opting out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761528) |
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Date: March 19th, 2025 10:18 AM Author: orchid space faggot firefighter There is no "cure" for getting dildo'd senseless in front of like 3 nurses. It's just a humiliation ritual and they put this on OF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48761774) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:35 PM Author: Bull headed plaza jfc I’d almost think you were enjoying his misery (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48768756) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:27 PM Author: UN peacekeeper sure about that hoss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#49498373) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:40 PM Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (🐿️ ) 100%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#49498388) |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 11:39 AM Author: Shimmering temple How’d it go? Routine check due to age or were you shitting blood? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48768582) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:13 PM Author: slate parlor potus very clean apparently
said cum back in 10 years |
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Date: March 21st, 2025 12:02 PM Author: low-t carnelian sweet tailpipe Why do this? Scared of death? Following “doctor’s” advice? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48768640) |
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Date: March 26th, 2025 2:56 PM Author: Odious Pervert Address Our age group's assholds are pozzed in unexplainable ways. 38yo healthy white bros w no symptoms getting stage 4 ass cancer. "Doctors" have no idea what's causing it, and the flame recommended ages are still way too old. I'll be insisting my doctor dildo me later this year even though I'm not yet 40. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#48784310) |
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Date: December 9th, 2025 11:32 PM Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth) is this truly a really high EV medical treatment? doesn't sound like much fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#49498376) |
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Date: December 10th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: UN peacekeeper though invasive and life-disruptive for a few days yes, it is the only fully reliable way to detect this type of cancer which has very good prognosis if caught early and terrible prognosis if caught late. also any precancerous polyps are removed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5695864&forum_id=2.#49498421) |