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So 'NVDA' is loaning money to 'AI' 'startups' to buy their chips?

Is this sustainable business practice, Trumpkins?
violet jet-lagged school cafeteria
  11/12/25
Startups they take equity stakes in too. The lawyers advisin...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
For a forum full of wordcel lawyers you "people" h...
Big factory reset button
  11/12/25
I'm an engineer not a lolyer, dumbass. u need to keep up wi...
violet jet-lagged school cafeteria
  11/12/25
The only thing you've engineered is fraud & lie
Big factory reset button
  11/12/25
I think you're being a little overdramatic 🙄
violet jet-lagged school cafeteria
  11/12/25
lol at the period outside your quotation marks.
free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes
  11/12/25
...
Azure chapel
  11/12/25
what's wrong with the punctuation?
zippy parlour
  11/12/25
Nothing Ever 'Happens' thinks you need to 'use' double quota...
violet jet-lagged school cafeteria
  11/12/25
pivot to free OpenAI phone just subscribe to our data centre...
shaky boiling water
  11/12/25
TT waving his new Kimi K2 CCP $30 JizzPhone in ur face
Big factory reset button
  11/12/25
...
shaky boiling water
  11/12/25
i wish
Domesticated milky nowag abode
  11/12/25
...
Razzle-dazzle overrated tanning salon
  11/12/25
That will very much be the business model and why Apple is f...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
Even if they don’t have outright ownership stakes the ...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
can u give typical convertible agreement and %s
garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop
  11/12/25
Typically as the lender you take a 35% haircut if you conver...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
I’m really posting solid legal edumacation here&hellip...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
Now tell them how often SV biglaw sets up essentially the sa...
free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes
  11/12/25
do they get lower interest rate a lot because of that
garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop
  11/12/25
LJL no. Conversion rights at before at least a C round are n...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
how much do u charge to write a contract like that and wh...
garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop
  11/12/25
I’m in house so I just collect my million a year. We h...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
lol at you making a million a year. More like million every ...
Motley deranged shrine
  11/12/25
He’s bragged about this for a while now. I suspect he...
free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes
  11/12/25
Like for realz - 6th years in their first year in-house are ...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
well he claims he did divorce law at Quinn Emanuel, so let's...
Motley deranged shrine
  11/12/25
Guy with very small pecker and even smaller sense of humor
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
yes, in addition to making up fake stories about being a big...
Motley deranged shrine
  11/12/25
Ok, hoss. That’s was obviously a funny about QE given ...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
The shoes at DPW warrants a new schtick. I haven’t shi...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
How does one pay back debt if said startup is burning cash a...
Startled lascivious cuckold coffee pot
  11/12/25
By raising another round in 12 months at a higher valuation....
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25
Lmao no one will ever come up with a better business model t...
Arousing jade preventive strike associate
  11/12/25
The auto industry has been doing this with consumers for dec...
Azure chapel
  11/12/25
OP is retarded. So GM is loaning money to their customers to...
Dun Stirring Orchestra Pit
  11/12/25
(Guy who doesn't know about 'negative equity')
violet jet-lagged school cafeteria
  11/12/25
Car makers morphing into finance companies has been rather d...
Histrionic pale range regret
  11/12/25


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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: violet jet-lagged school cafeteria

Is this sustainable business practice, Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422567)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:29 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Startups they take equity stakes in too. The lawyers advising on skirting related party disclosures are working overtime. Tech and fintech cos are now a lawyers wet dream because the structures are other worldly complex. Gone are the days when you had a Phillip Morris with a simple org chart and easy disclosures.

Side letter on top of side letters just on voting rights, bro. Biglaw is making bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422572)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Big factory reset button

For a forum full of wordcel lawyers you "people" have ttt "punctuation usage". Animeboi exposed as a total fraud yet again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422573)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: violet jet-lagged school cafeteria

I'm an engineer not a lolyer, dumbass. u need to keep up with xo lore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422576)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Big factory reset button

The only thing you've engineered is fraud & lie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422580)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: violet jet-lagged school cafeteria

I think you're being a little overdramatic 🙄

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422675)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes

lol at the period outside your quotation marks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422697)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: Azure chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423243)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: zippy parlour

what's wrong with the punctuation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423223)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: violet jet-lagged school cafeteria

Nothing Ever 'Happens' thinks you need to 'use' double quotation marks ("...") to 'quote something'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423245)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: shaky boiling water

pivot to free OpenAI phone just subscribe to our data centre for gpt-10 in your pocket - $200 p/m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422575)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Big factory reset button

TT waving his new Kimi K2 CCP $30 JizzPhone in ur face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422578)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: shaky boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422586)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Domesticated milky nowag abode

i wish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422612)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle overrated tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422613)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

That will very much be the business model and why Apple is fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422589)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Even if they don’t have outright ownership stakes the notes have conversion provisions that are more than generous. If the startup does well nVidia will own the bitch and if not it’s just debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422577)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop

can u give typical convertible agreement and %s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422579)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Typically as the lender you take a 35% haircut if you convert but you would only convert once they get a 409A showing your initial valuation for the loan was off by a good 100% and they post something like a 40% CAGR telling you the next 409A will be at least double ahead of IPO. It’s free money on the table at that point. The note provisions have most favored nation clauses so the lender gets the same 409A access as an equity investor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422587)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

I’m really posting solid legal edumacation here….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422592)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes

Now tell them how often SV biglaw sets up essentially the same arrangement for these startups and their legal fees. It really has a strong whiff of the aughts era “innovations” in debt securitization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422712)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop

do they get lower interest rate a lot because of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422593)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

LJL no. Conversion rights at before at least a C round are near universal now. The crossover rounds ahead of IPO are very, very annoying for lawyers too but it pays the bills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422599)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:47 AM
Author: garnet antidepressant drug gaming laptop

how much do u charge to write a contract like that

and why dont ppl advertise that the lender believes in them as a badge of pride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422601)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

I’m in house so I just collect my million a year. We have a general corporate engagement letter with DLA Piper at like $1170 for partner rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422618)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Motley deranged shrine

lol at you making a million a year. More like million every 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422624)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: free-loading well-lubricated useless brakes

He’s bragged about this for a while now. I suspect he’s inflating 2-2.5x but he manages managers now allegedly and does seem to genuinely geek out on this shit. Even as a compliance monkey he’s making considerably more than 300k ie the going rate for senior counsel in generic commercial roles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422723)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Like for realz - 6th years in their first year in-house are all at $300k BASE on the street. That ‘s not counting cash bonuses and stock. All the Glassdoor numbers are base comp for these roles. When they say $250-300k they mean $250-300k base which usually gets you another $100k in discretionary cash bonuses and $50-100k in RSUs on top. Very vanilla in-house guys on the street are all at $400k all in comp now. It’s even more when you add the very generous 401k matches and ESPP plans and free lunches. My last shop had a 10% match with no ceiling - anything over the 401k limit went into a defined benefit pension. If you manage a team - stack $200-300k top of that. Director duders are all at like $600k. MDs are near a million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423087)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: Motley deranged shrine

well he claims he did divorce law at Quinn Emanuel, so let's start with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423246)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Guy with very small pecker and even smaller sense of humor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423332)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Motley deranged shrine

yes, in addition to making up fake stories about being a biglaw associate. you've got it all!

don't tell me you're trying to pass off the QE fanfic as a joke now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423341)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Ok, hoss. That’s was obviously a funny about QE given that their whole sales pitch is they are the most trial focused biglaw firm and that all their other practices are ancillary to their trial focus. A lawyer would get the joke at QEs expense (ie. they never turn even a shitlaw divorce down if it gets them court time). Next I will tell you about my appellate work from the heights of Cadwalader or the shoes I sold at DPW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423366)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

The shoes at DPW warrants a new schtick. I haven’t shit on DPW in some time….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423376)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Startled lascivious cuckold coffee pot

How does one pay back debt if said startup is burning cash and CFADS is negative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422596)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

By raising another round in 12 months at a higher valuation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49422611)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Arousing jade preventive strike associate

Lmao no one will ever come up with a better business model than usury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423239)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Azure chapel

The auto industry has been doing this with consumers for decades and that’s worked out ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423253)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Dun Stirring Orchestra Pit

OP is retarded. So GM is loaning money to their customers to buy their cars ?!?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423260)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: violet jet-lagged school cafeteria

(Guy who doesn't know about 'negative equity')

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423273)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Histrionic pale range regret

Car makers morphing into finance companies has been rather disasterous for the industry and why China is currently raping US automotive though TBF the better ones never really went full into this and have rather complicated arrangements with banks not merely to service the loans but to do most of the lift on the actual lending side too (ie. it’s mostly not GM money).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796611&forum_id=2.#49423339)