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open up that HORMUSSY

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judgmental stage
  03/30/26
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Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman
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, said luis to Byron Noem
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(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader ...
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confused deer antler
  05/06/26
Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!
Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman
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you just can't get content like this anywhere else
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Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman
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Exciting Sepia Coldplay Fan Business Firm
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180
Mauve balding pervert
  04/07/26
Is it open yet?
Electric jet home
  04/09/26
I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.
sapphire vigorous laser beams
  04/09/26
same
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bronze heaven
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Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait. ...
Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman
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grizzly self-centered stead lettuce
  05/20/26
Wait two weeks
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Date: March 30th, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: judgmental stage



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:12 PM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49783685)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Cyan nighttime lay

, said luis to Byron Noem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49783698)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: flesh whorehouse voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49783719)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Big ocher hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49783732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Exciting Sepia Coldplay Fan Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49786180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: soggy comical tattoo property

(hormel spokesperson trying to recreate the magic of trader joes chili thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49786188)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: confused deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49869630)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman

Open that fuckin' hormussy, you crazy bastards!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49795308)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: smoky rebellious menage

you just can't get content like this anywhere else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49795318)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: unhinged startling trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49802234)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed curious dilemma coffee pot



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: Hairraiser box office useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49795343)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Exciting Sepia Coldplay Fan Business Firm



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Date: April 7th, 2026 7:07 PM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49801798)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Exciting Sepia Coldplay Fan Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49802066)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:00 PM
Author: Mauve balding pervert

180

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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Electric jet home

Is it open yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49806472)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: sapphire vigorous laser beams

I think of the word Hormussy and laugh once a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49806485)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brindle roommate

same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49906245)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 5:27 AM
Author: Yellow bawdyhouse filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49906270)



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Date: April 9th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: outnumbered galvanic giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49806500)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 9:06 AM
Author: Exciting Sepia Coldplay Fan Business Firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49869252)



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Date: May 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: bronze heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49869640)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Stirring step-uncle's house patrolman

Ah — you’re pointing toward the Hormuz Strait.

So “Hormussy” would be a meme-ified version of Strait of Hormuz, which is often in the news because of geopolitical tensions involving Iran, oil shipping routes, and naval activity.

In that context, “open that Hormussy” would most likely mean:

an intentionally absurd, edgy meme phrase referring to the Strait of Hormuz, using sexualized slang (“-ussy”) to turn a strategic chokepoint in global oil shipping into internet humor.

So the joke structure is:

Hormuz (strait) → “Hormus-”

internet suffix “-ussy”

→ “Hormussy”

then “open that…” as a meme-style command phrase

Meaning in plain terms

It’s essentially:

irreverent meme humor about the Strait of Hormuz, a major geopolitical oil chokepoint, phrased in deliberately absurd sexualized slang for comedic shock value.

Why that specific reference works as a meme

The Strait of Hormuz is:

globally significant (oil shipping chokepoint)

frequently associated with geopolitical tension (Iran, U.S. Navy, shipping security)

So it becomes “memeable” in the same way other high-stakes geopolitical names get distorted online:

serious → abstracted → stylized → absurdified

Tone of the joke

This kind of phrase sits in:

ironic internet humor

geopolitical meme culture

“everything becomes -ussy” meme format

erything becomes -ussy” meme format

It’s not meant to be literal — it’s a distortion of a real strategic location into absurd slang for comedic effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49891688)



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Date: May 20th, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: grizzly self-centered stead lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49891694)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 6:01 AM
Author: soggy comical tattoo property

Wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49906278)



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Date: May 29th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Electric jet home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49906849)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: need tokens



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5851551&forum_id=2.#49929311)