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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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massive burgundy mediation address
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Violent area
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Sickened heady hospital
  12/11/14
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Erotic New Version Institution
  12/11/14
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soul-stirring temple
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
bat shit crazy supple police squad abode
  08/17/20
...
mahogany location milk
  12/12/14
jesus
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
...
diverse bespoke dog poop property
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
tripping henna haunted graveyard national
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
Adventurous regret
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
massive burgundy mediation address
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
Adventurous regret
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
Crystalline Library Macaca
  12/11/14
:(
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
180
Violet hairraiser patrolman
  12/11/14
...
arrogant corn cake stag film
  06/04/17
...
ivory blood rage parlor
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
talking green set sound barrier
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Irradiated ape
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
razzmatazz rusted famous landscape painting
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
soul-stirring temple
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
Flirting sick theater stage
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
soul-stirring temple
  12/11/14
lol
Flirting sick theater stage
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
gold multi-billionaire background story
  12/11/14
...
Poppy gaped cruise ship
  06/04/17
...
Jet insanely creepy home
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Maize pervert
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Drunken Athletic Conference
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
Pale legend locale
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
nudist arousing space ratface
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
Pale legend locale
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
Aggressive theatre jewess
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
massive burgundy mediation address
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Purple hell gunner
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Indecent azure elastic band kitchen
  12/11/14
...
nudist arousing space ratface
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
?
fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib
  12/11/14
...
slippery rehab indirect expression
  12/11/14
the departing
Sickened heady hospital
  12/11/14
...
Umber useless brakes
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
Razzle-dazzle Ceo
  12/11/14
...
Aphrodisiac philosopher-king
  09/15/17
180
excitant public bath goyim
  12/11/14
...
Ruby yarmulke
  12/11/14
...
Erotic New Version Institution
  12/11/14
...
apoplectic dopamine
  06/04/17
...
diverse bespoke dog poop property
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Sickened heady hospital
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
massive burgundy mediation address
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
marvelous slimy wagecucks
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
swashbuckling tan hall boiling water
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
idiotic garrison
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Appetizing Gaping
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
brilliant frisky liquid oxygen
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
Pale legend locale
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
shimmering free-loading sweet tailpipe pit
  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
diverse bespoke dog poop property
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
orange startled toaster black woman
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
soul-stirring temple
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
Pls post
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
coral den
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
coral den
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
coral den
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
Peach Field Fortuitous Meteor
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
vigorous ticket booth mental disorder
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
fuck
brilliant frisky liquid oxygen
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
oh my god
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
crawly rose marketing idea casino
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
coral den
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib
  12/11/14
...
histrionic sex offender chapel
  02/11/16
...
Frozen rigpig
  12/11/14
...
talking green set sound barrier
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
dull associate senate
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
lol
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
...
Flirting sick theater stage
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
Poppy gaped cruise ship
  12/11/14
lol
Ruby yarmulke
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
yapping orchestra pit party of the first part
  12/13/14
...
claret church
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
idiotic garrison
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
...
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Lemon Razzle Genital Piercing Lodge
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
fuck
Flirting sick theater stage
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
dark vivacious pozpig pisswyrm
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
Pale legend locale
  12/11/14
oh dear
Crystalline Library Macaca
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
trip dingle berry
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Deep base
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
comical toilet seat persian
  12/11/14
95%
talented legal warrant idiot
  12/12/14
:(
Buck-toothed Nighttime Cuckold Voyeur
  12/12/14
holy shit
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  12/12/14
...
massive burgundy mediation address
  02/11/16
JFC
\'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
Flirting sick theater stage
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
idiotic garrison
  12/11/14
...
soul-stirring temple
  12/11/14
...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
idiotic garrison
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
7
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
:(
histrionic sex offender chapel
  01/22/15
invalid link
maroon medicated school cafeteria
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Cyan Geriatric Cuck
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
multi-colored reading party
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
gold multi-billionaire background story
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
multi-colored reading party
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
marvelous slimy wagecucks
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
Razzle-dazzle Ceo
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Mauve Bateful Sanctuary
  12/11/14
...
Seedy naked deer antler
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Mauve Bateful Sanctuary
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
marvelous slimy wagecucks
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
slate giraffe
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
marvelous slimy wagecucks
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
black french electric furnace
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
marvelous slimy wagecucks
  12/11/14
stfu PN
fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib
  12/11/14
120 :(
Buck-toothed Nighttime Cuckold Voyeur
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
Very tactful water buffalo
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
Pale legend locale
  12/11/14
...
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  12/12/14
...
diverse bespoke dog poop property
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
vigorous ticket booth mental disorder
  12/11/14
...
navy dysfunction resort
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
slippery rehab indirect expression
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
emerald internet-worthy boistinker
  12/12/14
...
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
...
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
massive burgundy mediation address
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
Very tactful water buffalo
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
cruel-hearted mood
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Red cuckoldry
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
Contagious fishy site factory reset button
  12/11/14
lmao
Carmine Floppy Forum Love Of Her Life
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
Exhilarant jet-lagged box office
  12/12/14
...
Passionate puppy
  12/12/14
...
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
swashbuckling tan hall boiling water
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Mind-boggling organic girlfriend rigor
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
Sapphire curious piazza quadroon
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
dark vivacious pozpig pisswyrm
  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
Thirsty personal credit line
  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
Lake laser beams people who are hurt
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
Seedy naked deer antler
  12/11/14
Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
Saffron concupiscible university
  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
cracking weed whacker
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
amber hilarious dilemma turdskin
  12/11/14
this stuff happens in house too my friend http://abovethe...
claret church
  12/11/14
...
diverse bespoke dog poop property
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
Exciting queen of the night filthpig
  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
Laughsome Nibblets Bawdyhouse
  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
agreed
claret church
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/11/14
Clearly I remember Nit-picking on the boy Seamless each ni...
Offensive Native
  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Offensive Native
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Frozen rigpig
  12/12/14
...
Offensive Native
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
ty
Offensive Native
  12/13/14
...
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/13/14
this is great
autistic carnelian community account
  12/13/14
...
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/13/14
...
180 hyperactive kitty heaven
  12/12/14
...
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
...
Offensive Native
  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
Bearded spectacular trump supporter
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
tripping henna haunted graveyard national
  12/11/14
...
vigorous ticket booth mental disorder
  12/11/14
...
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/11/14
harsh
bronze fragrant son of senegal
  12/11/14
...
Exhilarant jet-lagged box office
  12/11/14
Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit
cracking weed whacker
  12/11/14
lolol
talented legal warrant idiot
  12/12/14
...
Erotic New Version Institution
  12/11/14
jfc
Lascivious parlour telephone
  12/12/14
...
citrine doobsian degenerate volcanic crater
  12/12/14
...
180 hyperactive kitty heaven
  12/12/14
He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar...
Beta karate
  12/12/14
...
navy dysfunction resort
  12/12/14
still
fantasy-prone ultramarine school
  12/12/14
...
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  12/13/14
Business idea:
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/13/14
fuck
misunderstood odious indian lodge
  12/13/14
oh god oh -
shimmering free-loading sweet tailpipe pit
  12/13/14
...
charismatic tank kitty cat
  12/22/14
...
Umber useless brakes
  01/23/15
...
apoplectic dopamine
  06/04/17
Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland asso...
Saffron concupiscible university
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Beta karate
  12/12/14
jfc 180
Aromatic stead fanboi
  12/12/14
...
salmon beady-eyed jap alpha
  12/12/14
...
Indecent azure elastic band kitchen
  12/12/14
padded as usual
Offensive Native
  12/12/14
...
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  01/22/15
...
Umber useless brakes
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Sickened heady hospital
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
Crusty electric point
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
Coiffed Hyperventilating Private Investor
  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Beta karate
  12/22/14
Sick
slippery rehab indirect expression
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Sickened heady hospital
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
Coiffed Hyperventilating Private Investor
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
tripping henna haunted graveyard national
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
onyx roommate depressive
  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
Ocher wonderful half-breed
  01/22/15
...
racy nursing home
  01/23/15
Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly call...
elite market friendly grandma
  01/23/15
uvt actually
autistic carnelian community account
  01/23/15
https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba His ...
massive burgundy mediation address
  01/23/15
...
elite market friendly grandma
  01/23/15
brutal
Sickened heady hospital
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
massive burgundy mediation address
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
citrine doobsian degenerate volcanic crater
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
histrionic sex offender chapel
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
cerebral kink-friendly lay
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
massive burgundy mediation address
  09/15/17
...
Submissive drab scourge upon the earth stain
  04/25/15
:(
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
judgmental narrow-minded trust fund
  02/11/16
:(
histrionic sex offender chapel
  02/11/16
...
Cobalt Travel Guidebook Candlestick Maker
  06/04/17
the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on...
sepia stage
  06/04/17
...
arrogant corn cake stag film
  08/02/17
...
Greedy grizzly tanning salon
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
Aphrodisiac philosopher-king
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
massive burgundy mediation address
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
Aphrodisiac philosopher-king
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
Greedy grizzly tanning salon
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
soggy death wish
  08/17/20
...
big whorehouse clown
  08/17/20
great bump
Twisted filthy center mexican
  08/17/20


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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Violent area

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Erotic New Version Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy supple police squad abode

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: mahogany location milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: diverse bespoke dog poop property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: tripping henna haunted graveyard national

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Adventurous regret

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Adventurous regret

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: Crystalline Library Macaca

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Violet hairraiser patrolman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: arrogant corn cake stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: ivory blood rage parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: talking green set sound barrier

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Irradiated ape

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz rusted famous landscape painting

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: soul-stirring temple

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: Flirting sick theater stage

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Flirting sick theater stage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: gold multi-billionaire background story

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: Poppy gaped cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Jet insanely creepy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Maize pervert

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Drunken Athletic Conference

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Pale legend locale

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: nudist arousing space ratface

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: Pale legend locale

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Aggressive theatre jewess

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Purple hell gunner

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Indecent azure elastic band kitchen

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: nudist arousing space ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: slippery rehab indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Umber useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ceo

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: excitant public bath goyim

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Ruby yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Erotic New Version Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: apoplectic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: diverse bespoke dog poop property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: marvelous slimy wagecucks

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: swashbuckling tan hall boiling water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Appetizing Gaping

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: brilliant frisky liquid oxygen

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Pale legend locale

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: shimmering free-loading sweet tailpipe pit

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: diverse bespoke dog poop property

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: orange startled toaster black woman

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: coral den

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: coral den

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: coral den

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Peach Field Fortuitous Meteor

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: vigorous ticket booth mental disorder

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: brilliant frisky liquid oxygen

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: crawly rose marketing idea casino

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: coral den

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: histrionic sex offender chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Frozen rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: talking green set sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: dull associate senate

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: Flirting sick theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Poppy gaped cruise ship

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Ruby yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: yapping orchestra pit party of the first part

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: claret church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Lemon Razzle Genital Piercing Lodge

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Flirting sick theater stage

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: dark vivacious pozpig pisswyrm

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Pale legend locale

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Crystalline Library Macaca

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: trip dingle berry

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Deep base

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: comical toilet seat persian

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: talented legal warrant idiot

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Nighttime Cuckold Voyeur

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: \'\"\"\'\'\'\"\"\'

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Flirting sick theater stage

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: soul-stirring temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: idiotic garrison

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: histrionic sex offender chapel

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: maroon medicated school cafeteria

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Cyan Geriatric Cuck

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: multi-colored reading party

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: gold multi-billionaire background story

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: multi-colored reading party

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: marvelous slimy wagecucks

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Ceo

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Mauve Bateful Sanctuary

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Seedy naked deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Mauve Bateful Sanctuary

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: shivering infuriating meetinghouse potus

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: honey-headed vengeful masturbator foreskin

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: marvelous slimy wagecucks

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: slate giraffe

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: marvelous slimy wagecucks

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: black french electric furnace

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: marvelous slimy wagecucks

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Nighttime Cuckold Voyeur

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Very tactful water buffalo

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: Pale legend locale

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: diverse bespoke dog poop property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: vigorous ticket booth mental disorder

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: navy dysfunction resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: slippery rehab indirect expression

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: emerald internet-worthy boistinker

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Very tactful water buffalo

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: cruel-hearted mood

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Red cuckoldry

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Contagious fishy site factory reset button

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: Carmine Floppy Forum Love Of Her Life

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: Exhilarant jet-lagged box office

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Passionate puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling tan hall boiling water

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling organic girlfriend rigor

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: Sapphire curious piazza quadroon

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: dark vivacious pozpig pisswyrm

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: Thirsty personal credit line

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Lake laser beams people who are hurt

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910059)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Seedy naked deer antler

or even NYSAN MAN test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910124)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Saffron concupiscible university

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: cracking weed whacker

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: amber hilarious dilemma turdskin

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: claret church

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: diverse bespoke dog poop property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922913)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting queen of the night filthpig

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Laughsome Nibblets Bawdyhouse

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: claret church

agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912070)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Offensive Native

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Offensive Native

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Frozen rigpig

damn, you guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916309)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Offensive Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26920103)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

most underrated subthread itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922999)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Offensive Native

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923015)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923548)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: autistic carnelian community account

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922834)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923549)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: 180 hyperactive kitty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916042)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923000)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Offensive Native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#32761811)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: Bearded spectacular trump supporter

so where can I send my app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912201)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: tripping henna haunted graveyard national

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: vigorous ticket booth mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912280)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912284)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: bronze fragrant son of senegal

harsh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912292)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant jet-lagged box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912304)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: cracking weed whacker

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: talented legal warrant idiot

lolol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26913834)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Erotic New Version Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26912379)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Lascivious parlour telephone

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915224)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: citrine doobsian degenerate volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26915783)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: 180 hyperactive kitty heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916043)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Beta karate

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: navy dysfunction resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916362)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone ultramarine school

still

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916664)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916862)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha

Business idea:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26924877)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: misunderstood odious indian lodge

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923005)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: shimmering free-loading sweet tailpipe pit

oh god oh -

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26923097)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: charismatic tank kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26979462)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Umber useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169011)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: apoplectic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472423)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Saffron concupiscible university

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Beta karate

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Aromatic stead fanboi

jfc

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916232)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: salmon beady-eyed jap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916275)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Indecent azure elastic band kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916278)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Offensive Native

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165463)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Umber useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169018)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring shitlib

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: Crusty electric point

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: Coiffed Hyperventilating Private Investor

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Beta karate

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: slippery rehab indirect expression

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26979417)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: Coiffed Hyperventilating Private Investor

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: tripping henna haunted graveyard national

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: onyx roommate depressive

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Ocher wonderful half-breed

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: racy nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169170)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: elite market friendly grandma

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: autistic carnelian community account

uvt actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: elite market friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Sickened heady hospital

brutal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27169103)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: citrine doobsian degenerate volcanic crater

http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804134)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: histrionic sex offender chapel

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: cerebral kink-friendly lay

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Submissive drab scourge upon the earth stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#27756203)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804042)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: judgmental narrow-minded trust fund

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: histrionic sex offender chapel

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#29804069)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Cobalt Travel Guidebook Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472252)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: sepia stage

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33472417)



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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: arrogant corn cake stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#33903100)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: Greedy grizzly tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217483)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: massive burgundy mediation address

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac philosopher-king

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: Greedy grizzly tanning salon

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: soggy death wish

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: big whorehouse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#40768599)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Twisted filthy center mexican

great bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2.#40768609)