Hypo: $10M but your house will catch fire overnight with you inside
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Date: January 20th, 2026 1:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines
You get $10M tax free today.
At some point in the next 6 years--you don't know exactly when--your primary residence will catch on fire overnight. It will be a night you are home and a time you are asleep. You must spend at least 183 nights per year in your primary residence so you can't outrun this or finagle the fire onto a certain night.
No smoke alarms, etc., will go off until the fire is sufficiently large that a standard home fire extinguisher could not put it out. Once the fire reaches that point, your normal systems (e.g., smoke detector) will engage and might wake you.
You may keep your current smoke alarms, home alarm system, etc. and keep them up to date. You may not install any new fire warning or suppression systems.
Do you accept?
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Date: January 20th, 2026 2:22 PM Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)
easiest hypo ever from you: of course.
id just make sure any unreplacables are in storage or fireproof safes. my gf and dogs always sleep in the bedroom, and id just make sure window egress is possible. my bedroom is on the first floor so mb that makes the typo easier, but even if it wasnt id just make sure window egress is easy. install fire escape ladders on all second story rooms. if i have kids in the interim ill make sure i have entry into their room through my bedroom.
mb my gf thinks im a neurotic faggot for being mister fire safety guy, but one of my bffs houses burnt down so i have a plausible justification she'll tolerate. plus once the house does burn down ill be a cassandra proven right. and on top of the $10m i can really juice up the fire insurance value. the hardest part of this hypo is thinking about how i can maximize the inevitable insurance claim without drawing suspicion its jewish lightning.
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Date: January 20th, 2026 3:20 PM Author: Roblox
Large bay windows in the master. The only problem is that the whole family has to sleep in one room and perhaps even one bed, that is right by the window.
Doable for 6 years imho. Fuck your wife in a hotel room (assuming 40+ year olds still fuck). $10M is life-changing money.
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Date: January 20th, 2026 3:29 PM
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Is there a way I can ensure my family is also in the house at the time.
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Date: January 20th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )
I would just hire a firefighter to keep watch while I'm asleep and, who knows, maybe one thing will lead to another and he'll let me suck his dick
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824317&forum_id=2.#49604131) |
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