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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Zippy clown
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
twisted roast beef school cafeteria
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Zippy clown
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
twisted roast beef school cafeteria
  05/01/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
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disturbing ratface site
  04/29/26
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Zippy clown
  04/29/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Khaki filthpig
  04/29/26
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titillating rigpig
  04/29/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
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Racy market
  04/30/26
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geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
titillating rigpig
  05/02/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Zippy clown
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Khaki filthpig
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Zippy clown
  04/29/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  04/29/26
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snowy gaming laptop nursing home
  04/29/26
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plum psychic
  04/29/26
180!
titillating rigpig
  04/29/26
hell yeah
disturbing ratface site
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Zippy clown
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Cowardly Learning Disabled Nibblets
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Zippy clown
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
aromatic private investor base
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
aromatic private investor base
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
180
snowy gaming laptop nursing home
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
disturbing ratface site
  05/01/26
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amber space
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
filthy lavender gas station boistinker
  04/30/26
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filthy lavender gas station boistinker
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Irradiated haunted graveyard brethren
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
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Henna abusive theater hunting ground
  05/01/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
orchid dilemma queen of the night
  05/01/26
Shalom.
provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
congrats!
geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
snowy gaming laptop nursing home
  05/01/26
180
provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Zippy clown
  05/01/26
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provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
orchid dilemma queen of the night
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
provocative twinkling laser beams
  05/01/26
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titillating rigpig
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Zippy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: twisted roast beef school cafeteria

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Zippy clown

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: twisted roast beef school cafeteria

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: disturbing ratface site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Zippy clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Khaki filthpig

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: titillating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Racy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: titillating rigpig

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Khaki filthpig

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: plum psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: titillating rigpig

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: disturbing ratface site

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Cowardly Learning Disabled Nibblets

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Zippy clown

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Zippy clown

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Zippy clown

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: aromatic private investor base

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: aromatic private investor base

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop nursing home

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: disturbing ratface site

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: amber space



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: filthy lavender gas station boistinker

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: filthy lavender gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Irradiated haunted graveyard brethren

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Zippy clown

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Henna abusive theater hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: orchid dilemma queen of the night

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: geriatric useless brakes sweet tailpipe

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: snowy gaming laptop nursing home

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Zippy clown

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: orchid dilemma queen of the night

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: provocative twinkling laser beams

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: titillating rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2.#49860163)