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Lmao at “a guys value increases as he ages”
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:38 PM Author: jstor addict Yeah his value does in that she can settle for you. But a lot of guys confuse this with “I get more attractive as I age.”
There’s no one who will ever be more attracted to you than your high school GF riding your brains out on her parents couch before they get home from work then her teeth latching on to your neck like a fuckin vampire as she rips the condom off begging you to finish inside of her.
Lmao at looksmaxing and “learning how to speak to women” at age 30. If you didn’t have an American Pie high school experience you missed out. |
Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:47 PM Author: the wife guy cinematic universe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149758) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:48 PM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149761) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:50 PM Author: Wilbur in the Godhead (Safari) But I look distinguished with thinning hair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149768) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:51 PM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149773) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 3:55 PM Author: luis (luis) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149790) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:33 PM Author: potluck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149848) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Nude Karlstack (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150005) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:30 PM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149846) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 4:38 PM Author: ...,....,,........ "her teeth latching on to your neck like a fuckin vampire as she rips the condom off begging you to finish inside of her."
UGHHNNNNNNNNN...... |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:08 PM Author: jstor addict But hey! When you groom well and say interesting things on dates and post Instagram about how you set the alarm for 4:00 am and made your CrossFit with other JV athletes you might have a chance to bang a 29 year old who lays there like a dead fish! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149909) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:49 PM Author: The Penis (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149964) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:37 PM Author: ............,.,.,.,.......,,.,., All I can do is try to be a good person and hope I get to experience these sort of joys in the Afterlife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149946) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150003) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:50 PM Author: lasagna amirite lol Most men actually believe this too which is truly insane
And people say that women are delusionally self-deceiving |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:52 PM Author: The Penis I don’t think anyone believes this anymore. This is something guys in their 20s think. No one believes it anymore when they are actually old. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149966) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:53 PM Author: lasagna amirite lol Nah every now and again someone posts something like the OP on Twitter and thousands and thousands of coping middle aged dorks chimp the fuck out about it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149969) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 5:57 PM Author: The Penis Interesting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50149977) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 6:13 PM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150004) |
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Date: September 22nd, 2026 11:56 PM Author: jag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150175) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Covid was a Hoax i dont think people in their 20s believe this either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150182) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 7:54 AM Author: cowgod Internet posters who don’t get laid probably thought it in like 2007 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150307) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 7:55 AM Author: jstor addict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150309) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 12:18 AM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) It was great in that it was truly earnest lust and I had absolutely nothing to offer her materially.
But your 24 y/o recently engaged mistress getting wet as fuck over $130-extra first-class tickets to san diego because this trip and teh $3200 piece of jewelry you bought her represent the woman version of Models & Bottles lifestyle is also pretty fun. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:17 AM Author: 1.618 Wait am I engaged to the mistress here? Or you? Which airline? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150342) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 12:34 AM Author: hank_scorpio you seem to be foregetting that most women are, at heart, whores and money can buy you whatever you would like, sure you're probably not better looking at 40 but money is worth more to women than looks and all of reality bears this out over and over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150197) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 7:54 AM Author: jstor addict I’ll give you that in the sense of a pure fucking standpoint but it’s also important to get that REAL feel when you’re younger so you understand all these bitches are only there for the money. If you didn’t you’ll mistake the latter for love.
I met my wife when I was 22 senior year of college and she was 19 about to turn 20. I’ve only been with 11 chicks before her. Then I got caught with a 19 year old goom when I was 32. I’m now 40. I’ve been with 19 year olds when I was 19 and 19 year olds when I was 32. There’s nothing better than being with a 19 year old when you’re 19.
Sure when you’re older it’s good too but in your head you know it’s not real. By then you’ve shut it down so you don’t care. But the whole “you’ll get better when you’re older” thing inspires guys to wait until they’re 30 and to focus on things like their career instead of realizing now is the time. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:02 AM Author: cowgod But if you don’t focus on GPA and OCI you might end up in a Trailer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150319) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:10 AM Author: jstor addict If you have a good balance you can do both. See the football star in HS who banged a bunch of top notch chicks and still ended up ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150328) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:12 AM Author: cowgod Jocks get BJs no effort, chicks volunteer to do it bc idk it raises their SMV or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150333) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:19 AM Author: jstor addict Correct. But we need to stop telling these incels that they will experience the football player life when they’re 30 and after they ace OCI. A chick banging a football star with enthusiasm is not the same as her being washed up closing her eyes and grimacing to bang a 30 year old “virgin” biglawyer as she’s breathing in his hair fibers he found from a target IG ad.
He never experienced the former and their first fight she will let him know of those memories. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:21 AM Author: cowgod If you don’t lie to young men you’d just get more schizophrenia and school shootings. Tell them the truth after like 27. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150348) |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:28 AM Author: jstor addict Not true. There was a time where American Pie and movies like that were shoved down their throat. It basically told you that you should be banging as many chicks in HS as possible.
I can’t think of one guy or girl I hung out with regularly who isn’t married and who wasn’t married by 30 or so. Most have kids who play sports now. Meanwhile all the people in younger generations are like 32 or 34 and single.
“Getting it out of your system young” is very important. |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:20 AM Author: AZNgirl crying nonstop @ UT Football game Its true but past like early 40s ljl, anyone who says otherwise is retarded. Sure u can get bitches if u have money but thats just basically whoredom
At some point chics can just tell ur old, u prob dont have CUM CUM CUM, all womens brains really think abt is CUM CUM CUM CURRY CURRY CURRY |
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Date: September 23rd, 2026 8:28 AM Author: jstor addict Agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5906010&forum_id=2.#50150368) |