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Neighborhood dad invited me over for poker and beers "with the guys" plz help.

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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

I said I'd go, but i really don't know what to expect. What should I be prepared for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420643)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: aquamarine stage dysfunction

have you never played poker before? it's texas hold em' i assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420646)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

yes i've played texas hold em so i know the rules and some of the tactics (e.g. bluffing).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420664)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: aquamarine stage dysfunction

i think you just do the knife trick from aliens at the beginning of the night to establish your dominance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420668)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: exhilarant selfie



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: multi-colored red lodge famous landscape painting

Just tell some n word jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420648)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: racy indecent fortuitous meteor

Did he warn you that there might be some fightin’ and some fuckin’?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

he said to wear "athletic clothing". what does that even mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420757)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: racy indecent fortuitous meteor

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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Magical hot cruise ship people who are hurt

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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:33 AM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:31 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

Should I wear that to rehearsal with my new cover band tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421568)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: chocolate arousing lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: carnelian stag film dopamine

go, get drunk, come home late af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420667)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle idiot weed whacker

Bring some craft beer, cigars, knives, and obviously a road worthy bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420702)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

the guy's wife is a singer songwriter. would it be weird if i wrote bass lines for her songs and insisted on playing them for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420763)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle idiot weed whacker

In that case, bring her an evening gown to wear and accompany her on the upright bass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420966)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:29 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Overrated sneaky criminal

wait until everyone has had a few drinks before taking out your dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420711)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

is it better to be the first one to do this? or should i wait for the other guys to get the ball rolling?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420770)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: pungent apoplectic orchestra pit

This is the prerogative of the hoast. Once he unfurls you can drop trou at will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420795)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: Overrated sneaky criminal

you can rub your clothed cock on other doods to get the ball rolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420895)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: cerise electric institution water buffalo

Memorize a list of conversation starters (current sports news, celebs with big boobs, etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420744)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

do i need to know specifics about teams and such? or can i just be like "so who caught the game the other night?" and let the conversation flow from there.

I have trouble initiating sexually charged locker room banter. I attended a meetup at a local brewery a while back and commented about wanting to have doggystyle sex with our sever in the bathroom. It fell flat and I was alienated by the group for the rest of the night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420794)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Bateful step-uncle's house gaming laptop

were you proposing that you top him or the other way around? sometimes you have to make sure these details are understood with a new crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421684)



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: White point

lmfao

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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: hairless forum halford

Aren’t iPods crazy?

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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:37 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:49 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:59 AM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:38 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: frisky hairraiser plaza

relax and enjoy, they invited you because they like you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420751)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

i'd like to keep it that way. i can be likable for very brief, surface level conversations but things fall apart once i'm expected to carry a substantive social conversation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420801)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: swollen supple genital piercing

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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: smoky greedy theater stage skinny woman

tell him that you don't gamble and don't drink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420754)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Concupiscible personal credit line electric furnace

direct the convo to bass guitars and knife collections. casually bring up the benefits of raising some other guys kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420758)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

i'll try to bring enough knives to distribute to each member of the group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420806)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Contagious brethren set

Say, Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos? Well...why don't you come over and watch the game and we'll have nachos, and then, some beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420807)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube



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Date: November 11th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Glittery nibblets

wear deodorant and cologne, dont bring ur cricket bat, dont try to pipe rape his daughter, dont drive ur truck into his living room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49420991)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:38 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube



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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:53 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:12 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5796282&forum_id=2.#49421274)



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Henna rehab



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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:37 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 7:23 PM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: chocolate arousing lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
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Date: November 12th, 2025 6:37 AM
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Date: November 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: chrome comical garrison pistol

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Date: November 11th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Soul-stirring alcoholic sex offender headpube

How aggressively should I argue this point? Should I be prepared with my proofs?

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Date: November 12th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: transparent nursing home

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Date: November 12th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: exhilarant selfie

You need to lift your Tacoma at least 6 inches with a minimum 35” mud tyres. Set the tone early.

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