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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/25
Women are 180
abnormal snowy dilemma
  11/29/25
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abnormal snowy dilemma
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chocolate blood rage
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abnormal snowy dilemma
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
onyx nursing home
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/25
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stimulating olive toaster
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
khaki hairless skinny woman
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
khaki hairless skinny woman
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
floppy harsh gaming laptop
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
exhilarant lodge international law enforcement agency
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
Maroon partner
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
boyish fat ankles
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Doobsian aquamarine rehab
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
boyish fat ankles
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khaki hairless skinny woman
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Crusty hospital
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
onyx nursing home
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
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  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
onyx nursing home
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
purple garrison
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
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  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
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  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: abnormal snowy dilemma

Women are 180

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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: stimulating olive toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: abnormal snowy dilemma



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: chocolate blood rage



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: abnormal snowy dilemma



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: onyx nursing home

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: stimulating olive toaster



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: khaki hairless skinny woman

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: khaki hairless skinny woman

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: floppy harsh gaming laptop

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: exhilarant lodge international law enforcement agency

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: Maroon partner

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Violent Bisexual Piazza Liquid Oxygen

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: boyish fat ankles

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Doobsian aquamarine rehab

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: boyish fat ankles

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: khaki hairless skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Crusty hospital

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: onyx nursing home

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: fuchsia personal credit line round eye

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: onyx nursing home

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: purple garrison

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490766)