my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenber...	Mauve boistinker	07/16/23
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just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closel...	Mauve boistinker	07/16/23
Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did...	Lavender People Who Are Hurt	07/16/23
assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. w...	Mauve boistinker	07/16/23
It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review...	Lavender People Who Are Hurt	07/16/23
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Date: July 16th, 2023 12:32 AM Author: Mauve boistinker my firm had a big event this weekend and got sully sullenberger to give the keynote address. it really was a great speech. afterward, he was mingling with several firm bigwigs and i walked up to try to ingratiate myself. i felt a little self-conscious sidling up like that and tried to break the tension with a joke. as soon as i walked up i looked at sully and said “well, i guess everyone’s the hero of their own story, right?” i’m actually a big fan and thought my comment would be self-evidently tongue in cheek. anyway, nobody said anything for like the longest three seconds of my life and sully finally responded with a very sober (and just gracious enough to be deadly) “i suppose that’s often the case, son.” my group head immediately stepped in to remind sully of someone he wanted him to meet and the crowd dispersed. haven’t heard anything from any of them since. what’s my play here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552552)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:34 AM Author: Citrine indecent feces national lol alpha af (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552632)

Date: July 16th, 2023 12:34 AM Author: Buff Buck-toothed Chad Messiness (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552556)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:28 AM Author: Glittery Jewess Office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552626)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:33 AM Author: Charismatic dog poop You should offer anal and/or oral to make up for it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552631)

Date: July 16th, 2023 1:36 AM Author: Very tactful mint french chef school cafeteria You should have said "I like pilots who don't crash their planes." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46552634)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:43 AM Author: light bat shit crazy toilet seat yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553264)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Lavender People Who Are Hurt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553283)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Rose turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768815)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: 180 police squad dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856899)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:38 AM Author: Mauve boistinker just heard from one guy in the group with whom i work closely. he said the hardest part of his night was not busting out laughing when i said it but that he wouldn’t want to be me today. how bad is this likely to get? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553249)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:40 AM Author: Lavender People Who Are Hurt Double down. If confronted, mention that in college you did a little bit of piloting and once landed an Airbus in the Hudson, you just weren't a publicity hound about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553255)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: Mauve boistinker assume i do this but that it’s not technically true. would there be some way for the firm to verify this? faa records or something? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553272)

Date: July 16th, 2023 11:47 AM Author: Lavender People Who Are Hurt It's hard to prove a negative, it's not like they can review every FAA record to confirm you didn't land an AirBus in the Hudson. If they get really aggressive, you can also mention that you were working for the CIA at the time and the details of the incident are classified. If they have a top secret clearance and a plausible need to know, then you can share the details but until then you've said as much as you can. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46553282)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:03 AM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561001)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:05 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Irate Institution Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561006)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: cerebral drunken university sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112135)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:31 PM Author: 180 police squad dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768744)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:27 PM Author: 180 police squad dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856901)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Useless lake dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768633)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:46 PM Author: Rose turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768818)

Date: July 18th, 2023 11:04 AM Author: stubborn genital piercing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#46561004)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:03 AM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112131)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Shivering electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112136)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:06 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Irate Institution Skinny Woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112143)

Date: November 29th, 2023 10:40 AM Author: Galvanic Philosopher-king Shitlib first off, fuck your ass and the clique you claim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47112231)

Date: February 14th, 2024 12:17 AM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#47400840)

Date: October 17th, 2024 12:50 AM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48206409)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:46 AM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768598)

Date: March 21st, 2025 11:49 AM Author: sick cracking travel guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768600)

Date: March 21st, 2025 12:49 PM Author: glassy high-end jew theater Update: OP is now managing partner of the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#48768838)

Date: May 1st, 2026 12:23 PM Author: Mauve boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5373411&forum_id=2.#49856893)