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Materialists (2025) is a 180 movie

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her...
Azure roast beef public bath
  11/29/25
Women are 180
seedy indecent crackhouse roommate
  11/29/25
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confused learning disabled national nowag
  11/29/25
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seedy indecent crackhouse roommate
  11/29/25
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Slimy Azn Library
  11/29/25
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seedy indecent crackhouse roommate
  11/29/25
but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perf...
bateful police squad
  11/29/25
Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.
Azure roast beef public bath
  11/29/25
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confused learning disabled national nowag
  11/29/25
if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?
aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke
  11/29/25
Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income,...
Azure roast beef public bath
  11/29/25
jesus talk about a crime against women
aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke
  11/29/25
holy shit not flame
rusted windowlicker background story
  11/29/25
Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit
blathering appetizing institution coldplay fan
  11/29/25
checked it out because of this post. actually not as terribl...
apoplectic smoky step-uncle's house
  11/29/25
It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrin...
Azure roast beef public bath
  11/29/25
Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if ...
irradiated partner stain
  11/29/25
what happened champ? your "Woman" having second th...
Trip cocky travel guidebook
  11/29/25
No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this ...
irradiated partner stain
  11/29/25
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aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke
  11/29/25
wasnt this movie written by AI?
Aqua contagious property foreskin
  11/29/25
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660
bateful police squad
  11/29/25
I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or fu...
Brindle Base Jap
  11/29/25
I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and br...
bateful police squad
  11/29/25
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jewish darkness
  12/06/25
lol, not flame
narrow-minded sable sound barrier garrison
  11/29/25
Short guys really shouldn't watch this
,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;
  12/04/25
"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.
Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan
  12/04/25
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GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN
  12/04/25
Approved
.,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,
  12/06/25
Is this XO approved?
Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e
  12/06/25
It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we&rsqu...
Wes Scantlin
  12/07/25


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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Azure roast beef public bath

Dakota Johnson plays a matchmaker for elites in NYC. All her clients are pushing 40, desperate to marry, but will not settle for anyone under 6 feet, $500k salary, white.

Johnson falls in love with Pedro Pascal, a swarthy private equity advisor. They get serious and are about to take a month-long trip to Iceland when she discovers that he got leg lengthening surgery and he’s actually only 5’6”, not 6’. She immediately breaks up with him and goes back to Chad, played by Captain America. Chad is a poor amateur actor but he is Tall.

The end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469488)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:17 AM
Author: seedy indecent crackhouse roommate

Women are 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469497)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: confused learning disabled national nowag



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: seedy indecent crackhouse roommate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Slimy Azn Library



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: seedy indecent crackhouse roommate



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: bateful police squad

but the film also contains such Important Messages as a perfect match on paper may in fact turn out to be a date raper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469514)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Azure roast beef public bath

Ah I see you too are a man of refined Film taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469521)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: confused learning disabled national nowag



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke

if he's a perfect match on paper why does he need to rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469904)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Azure roast beef public bath

Turns out he was LYING about his height (6 feet) and income, and was just a poor short raper.

100% not flame btw this movie rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470250)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke

jesus talk about a crime against women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470990)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:09 AM
Author: rusted windowlicker background story

holy shit not flame

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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: blathering appetizing institution coldplay fan

Just check the synopsis on Wikipedia and haha holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470236)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 2:58 AM
Author: apoplectic smoky step-uncle's house

checked it out because of this post. actually not as terrible as i expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469595)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: Azure roast beef public bath

It definitely had a familiar feeling, almost like the Sabrina-era rom coms of the 90s. Just way more about being Tall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469819)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: irradiated partner stain

Don’t watch this Film with a Woman. Watch it alone if anything. I wish Roossy were still alive to write about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469825)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Trip cocky travel guidebook

what happened champ? your "Woman" having second thoughts? haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469857)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: irradiated partner stain

No just giving advice to my internet friends. Watching this with a Woman is like watching HBO with your mom and people start saying Fuck or having sex in random scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469858)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: aggressive mind-boggling yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469905)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Aqua contagious property foreskin

wasnt this movie written by AI?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49469901)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: bateful police squad

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm10227660

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470197)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Brindle Base Jap

I watched it on a plane. Did not see anything artistic or funny or entertaining, like as if just reading some memes from middle aged shutins. I rate it F.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470272)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: bateful police squad

I was cheated because it was recommended by lookmovie and branded as a romcom. There is literally not a single laff anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470755)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: jewish darkness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490241)



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Date: November 29th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: narrow-minded sable sound barrier garrison

lol, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49470281)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:23 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,;:,.,.,::,..,:,.,.:.:.,:...:.;


Short guys really shouldn't watch this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482613)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: Smug Coca-cola Johnny Cash LSU Fan

"millennial culture" is extremely faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482631)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: GREED * LUST * ENVY * RUIN



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49482632)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,....,:,..,:.:.,:.::,


Approved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490026)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are))

Is this XO approved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490030)



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Date: December 7th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Wes Scantlin

It’s as close to a johnsmeyer-directed film as we’re getting, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5803953&forum_id=2.#49490766)