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So anyway, about the Rolex, I will post some links itt shortly.

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you t...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
C******er L. Sp****li Principal C******er L. Sp****li Pri...
sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tel...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year o...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of ...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
Of course you’ve done that before
Dull Philosopher-king
  12/22/25
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Sta...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least mas...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
im mindful of price scratch up ratio
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold co...
diverse psychic toaster
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 196...
chocolate point
  12/21/25
this one if i am all out balling https://www.walmart.com...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
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excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
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sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
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talking hall
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chest-beating talented stage
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https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f3...
electric dilemma rigpig
  12/21/25
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excitant school cafeteria
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"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years.&q...
floppy wine nibblets
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electric dilemma rigpig
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excitant school cafeteria
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sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
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talking hall
  12/21/25
Jfc
Dull Philosopher-king
  12/22/25
Thank you for not othering adopted dads
Spruce chapel
  12/22/25
maybe we have a winner? https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists...
chocolate point
  12/21/25
Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches...
peach boltzmann location
  12/21/25
i think this is it. meets my modest reqs
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
34 mm is pretty small man.
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accom...
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/21/25
...
motley saffron orchestra pit
  12/21/25
$790K is umc "salary"?
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
lol just lol.
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/21/25
er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition frien...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/21/25
sure
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even ...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are de...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
Sub-4k lol
chocolate point
  12/21/25
...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I&rsqu...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
spaceporn is a master at his craft
sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?
Spruce chapel
  12/22/25
LMAO
chocolate point
  12/21/25
TITCLMAO
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't tha...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has...
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/21/25
cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doe...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&...
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/21/25
...
sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&a...
grizzly blathering hospital elastic band
  12/23/25
The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of w...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
walmart air king tp
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
180 thread
zombie-like lodge ladyboy
  12/21/25
The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encap...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
...
chocolate point
  12/21/25
its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your...
peach boltzmann location
  12/21/25
He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He s...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in genera...
chocolate point
  12/21/25
Okay 👍
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chim...
peach boltzmann location
  12/21/25
if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flam...
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.
chocolate point
  12/21/25
If flame, done to perfection.
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's ...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
...
excitant school cafeteria
  12/21/25
The Walmart links are a great touch
Brindle 180 stead shitlib
  12/21/25
Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now...
chocolate point
  12/21/25
i think these are all third-party listings so they're probab...
Painfully Honest Henna Native Wagecucks
  12/22/25
yes. it's almost too perfect. a mid-50s spaceporn stylin...
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of th...
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
Did I pass?
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
What do you think?
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, s...
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/21/25
Walmart air king tp
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25
YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!
floppy wine nibblets
  12/21/25
...
laughsome step-uncle's house french chef
  12/22/25
...
sable sweet tailpipe
  12/21/25
Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?
pontificating corner hairy legs
  12/21/25
I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three o...
Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater
  12/21/25


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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

Nothing fancy, just basic air king stuff. Tell me what you think. They will all have been tuned up and come with a warranty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528790)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529217)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:46 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

You know you can buy knockoffs that literally no one can tell it's a knockoff for $300

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528793)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

(male order bride salesman trying to unload busted 50 year old gooks)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528800)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

I have done that before but they fall apart within 6 mos of actual use ... or their timekeeping is crap.

Believe me i ahve explored that option enough to know not to do it any more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528801)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: Dull Philosopher-king

Of course you’ve done that before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49531255)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-ROLEX-Datejust-1603-Stainless-Steel-Automatic-Mens-Watch-Vintage-Good/18333755918?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

I like this one i guess?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528802)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

Of all the rolexes out there, this is probably the least masculine one I've ever seen.

Get a bold colored submariner at least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528810)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

im mindful of price scratch up ratio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528815)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

Then you shouldn't be buying a rolex tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528823)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

it honestly doesnt matter so long as it has rolex brnd on it and isnt fake and isnt all scratched up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528832)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: diverse psychic toaster

a submariner often looks oafish imho especially in a bold color. datejust 36 is a classy elegant timeless mens professional style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529016)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

https://i.imgur.com/CRaxHcK.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528819)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: chocolate point

LOL at this idiot, yea buy a beat to shit Rolex from the 1960's described as being in "good" condition, what could go wrong!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528864)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

this one if i am all out balling

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Pre-Owned-Mens-Rolex-Stainless-Steel-Date-White-Roman-15000/17814019330?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528808)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:52 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

this one is beautiful would be fun to pass on to kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528812)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

https://i.imgur.com/WnjxJAM.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528833)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528836)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529222)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: talking hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529357)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: chest-beating talented stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49531245)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: electric dilemma rigpig

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f1/55/d8/f155d8ddc53c0cd2b7f34e1a64c6ca9a.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528928)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528944)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

"your father kept this up his son's ass for 15 years."

spjr: "...yeah, i know, it was still on his wrist!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528949)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: electric dilemma rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528952)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528975)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:53 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529223)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: talking hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529359)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Dull Philosopher-king

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49531260)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Spruce chapel

Thank you for not othering adopted dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49532364)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

maybe we have a winner?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Rolex-Men-s-Airking-34mm-Generic-black-leather-Wristwatch/9590617053?conditionGroupCode=3&classType=REGULAR&from=/search

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528853)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: chocolate point

34mm is a very feminine size, assume you have girlish wrists to go along with nonfunctioning genitals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528862)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: peach boltzmann location

Much more masculine for your dad to pay for all your watches my man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528887)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:08 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

i think this is it. meets my modest reqs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528865)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

bought it. very happy. never in my life would i think that i would actually buy a rolex--how irresponsible!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528881)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

34 mm is pretty small man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528938)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

nothing screams “50-something who has managed to accomplish exactly one (1) year of a normal umc salary” like a walmart air king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528889)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: motley saffron orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528893)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

$790K is umc "salary"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528898)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528905)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

er i dont think anyone is laughing at that proposition friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528910)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

enjoy your 34mm air king, hotshot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528917)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528921)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

the upper class don't live off of their salary if they even have one. you admitted to being less than $1m NW recently. what class do you think you're in, genius?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528957)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

Gunner. I really can’t stand you and I know you are deeply ill with multiple personality disorder. Please either go back to India or stop trying to engage with me. I cannot possibly match your drug abuse or your mental illness such that I can keep up with your stalking both on and off board. Please stop. ✋. What more can I say? I’m not a gay. I’m not interested in anything like that in case that’s your thing. Get a hobby? Get a life? Touch grass? I don’t care I just want to stop seeing your garbage immediately under my posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529032)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

brother you're bragging a sub $5k purchase, which would be a moderate indulgence for a 1st year associate, and you've chosen to buy one sized for a woman. either you're brilliantly seeking attention or generating it unintentionally, but either way i'm gonna be here like a moth to a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529051)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: chocolate point

Sub-4k lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529052)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529058)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

You are not my brother. I am not your pal or homey. I’m not interested in hanging out with you. You are a terrible person imo. I want nothing to do with you. I don’t want to be your friend. You are a creep by any metric. Please get that thru your head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529056)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

This is unintentional PEAK XO CATNIP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529057)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe

spaceporn is a master at his craft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529227)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 8:34 PM
Author: Spruce chapel

If you made that much, why are you sweating a $4k Rollie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49532381)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: chocolate point

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528915)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

TITCLMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528942)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

he's spent the last decade talking about how money isn't that important because he's doing what he loves (shitlaw?). the moment he allegedly makes a UMC salary this is how he behaves. he's been at this all year too.

what makes spaceporn so hateable are these hypocrisies and contradictions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528941)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

he’s deeply insecure (although, in his defense, he has good reason to be) and is neurotically compelled to retcon every one of his life’s bumblings into the noblest of callings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528956)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

cr. but what's jarring is the rapidness of it and how he doesn't even attempt to reconcile it with positions he held moments ago. this type of NPD retconning is common, but usually they at least try to come up with a rationalization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528976)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&mc=69&forum_id=2#49529035

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529168)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529275)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529286)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: grizzly blathering hospital elastic band

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813419&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49533555)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

The word is rapidity you stupid esl fucker. Not rapidness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529229)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

hey genius while you are very familiar with derivatives of words starting with rap (rapist, raped, etc.) you're incorrect here -- they're synonyms. lol @ your dunning-kruger midwit arrogance in 2025 you could just google shit before opening your dumb mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529283)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528953)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: zombie-like lodge ladyboy

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528896)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

The three rolexes posted in this thread are an amazing encapsulation of Spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528913)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: chocolate point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528916)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

its spaceport and yeah im not a asshole if im gonna spend so much imm gonna have metrics that apply because i have dependents and the money is not coming from a trust fund hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528927)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: peach boltzmann location

RSF is literally going insane over this. Imagine having your elderly father buy you jewelry. Oh what a "man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528939)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

He doesn’t have anything he’s good at irl. He sort of larps as a “watch guy” because he thinks it’s “elite” and that’s really all he’s got in life so he loses his shit when his betters make simple posts on the subject. He perceives such posts as invading his space. And then it’s all intolerable when it’s someone like me who triggers all his insecurities at once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529011)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: chocolate point

Everyone ITT is actually just lol'ing at your life in general but specifically how these idiotic choices are as usual on brand for a complete loser like you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529017)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

Okay 👍

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529019)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: peach boltzmann location

You live off your dad my man and have no family. You're chimping out on your Hannukah holiday. It's hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529020)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

if this thread is flame, it is some of the most perfect flame ive seen in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528962)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: chocolate point

This could be said of most 100% serious SP threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528965)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria

If flame, done to perfection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528967)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

every time i've attributed a spaceporn arc as trolling it's turned out to be legitimate. he seems to be so autistic that satire and irony don't register to him. that's why he treats poasts here as if they were said to him irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529025)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:48 PM
Author: excitant school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529044)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Brindle 180 stead shitlib

The Walmart links are a great touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49528985)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: chocolate point

Why are Walmart a clearinghouse for 60+ year old watches now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529006)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Henna Native Wagecucks

i think these are all third-party listings so they're probably listed on dozens of sites if i had to guess. that sp chose walmart of all these listings shows what a high level he's posting at.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49531268)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

yes. it's almost too perfect.

a mid-50s spaceporn styling on xo with a vintage 34mm rolex from walmart.

i don't know if he has the self-awareness to run that kind of troll job with himself as the butt of the joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529022)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

It’s actually a pos litmus test but okay. ✅

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529035)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

you didn't buy it. if you did you'd poast a screenshot of the email confirmation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529053)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

Did I pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529055)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

What do you think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529065)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef

well i didn't mock you and identified the thread as flame, so i don't see how i could have failed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529161)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

Walmart air king tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529214)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: floppy wine nibblets

YOU'VE JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE DUPA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529284)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: laughsome step-uncle's house french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49531230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: sable sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529230)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: pontificating corner hairy legs

Is spaceporn the richest guy on the bort now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529328)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: Cocky opaque weed whacker volcanic crater

I had probably the best year except for maybe two or three other posters. And next year looks good too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812882&forum_id=2.#49529345)