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Archive of XO-original Seinfeld scripts ITT

Pls paste links to ones not yet here: One social taboo Se...
Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask
  07/17/22
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Crystalline floppy rigpig
  07/17/22
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Cheese-eating stage mad cow disease
  07/17/22
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Talking rehab
  07/18/22
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Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask
  09/29/22
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Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask
  01/07/23
Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due t...
mewling sick weed whacker address
  01/07/23
Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theo...
mewling sick weed whacker address
  01/07/23
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Talking rehab
  01/09/23
crossing state lines http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
alcoholic locus police squad
  01/09/23
George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions: http://...
alcoholic locus police squad
  01/09/23
Smelly pussy http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Aqua Thriller Headpube Fortuitous Meteor
  03/18/23
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Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask
  05/05/23
Financing a burrito: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
alcoholic locus police squad
  05/05/23
Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors afte...
Up-to-no-good coral dilemma tank
  05/05/23
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&fo...
comical property
  06/01/23
Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commen...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/22/24
Dating a dumb German girl https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/22/24
Gabby Petito disappearance: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Demanding misanthropic depressive coldplay fan
  08/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo h...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvite...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/23/24
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Concupiscible school background story
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/23/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a ba...
Concupiscible school background story
  08/23/24
Apple picking plot ideas https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Concupiscible school background story
  09/28/24
Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Afri...
vermilion disgusting haunted graveyard
  09/28/24
this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. i...
glittery tanning salon
  09/28/24
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Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask
  02/17/25
Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job htt...
Concupiscible school background story
  03/02/25
Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Concupiscible school background story
  09/18/25
Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, &ld...
'"'"''"
  06/11/26
actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnie...
fuck her right in the pussy
  06/11/26


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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask

Pls paste links to ones not yet here:

One social taboo Seinfeld never grappled with…

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1859449&mc=66&forum_id=2

George dates Sigourney Weaver:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=24&forum_id=2

Kramer gets stolen cane from longshoreman Joe Sestak:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4289339&mc=46&forum_id=2

America has become corrupt:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937270&mc=52&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868423)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:31 PM
Author: Crystalline floppy rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868436)



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Date: July 17th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating stage mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44868471)



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Date: July 18th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Talking rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#44869758)



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Date: September 29th, 2022 4:59 AM
Author: Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45249162)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:12 PM
Author: Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756151)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:18 PM
Author: mewling sick weed whacker address

Seinfeld episode where they discuss vaxxed ppl at risk due to unvaxxed

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4917605&mc=56&forum_id=2#43289940

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756181)



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Date: January 7th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: mewling sick weed whacker address

Seinfeld skit where they discuss rebunking the lab leak theory

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4841553&mc=52&forum_id=2#42512210

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45756204)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Talking rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763622)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: alcoholic locus police squad

crossing state lines

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4965019&mc=51&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763649)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 11:51 AM
Author: alcoholic locus police squad

George's parents dealing with COVID restrictions:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4752891&forum_id=2#41849573

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#45763708)



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Date: March 18th, 2023 3:03 AM
Author: Aqua Thriller Headpube Fortuitous Meteor

Smelly pussy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4910333&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46067659)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 2:15 AM
Author: Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272406)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:46 AM
Author: alcoholic locus police squad

Financing a burrito:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5320001&mc=33&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272571)



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Date: May 5th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good coral dilemma tank

Seinfeld episode where Kramer claims he can hear colors after the COVID vax: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4925973&forum_id=2#43156148



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46272589)



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Date: June 1st, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: comical property

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5341734&forum_id=2#46325486

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#46378768)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:47 PM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Antisemite Duke Students Walk Out Of Seinfeld’s Commencement Speech

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527812&mc=75&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997060)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Seinfeld episode where George has a chance to date Sigourney Weaver, but...

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4934319&mc=38&forum_id=2#43211214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997067)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Dating a dumb German girl

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5579033&mc=34&forum_id=2#47984000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997070)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 11:52 PM
Author: Demanding misanthropic depressive coldplay fan

Gabby Petito disappearance:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4926480&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997080)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Seinfeld episode where Kramer lists Jerry's car on turo

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5168286&mc=19&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997105)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Seinfeld episode where they discuss people getting disinvited to Obama’s party

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4895547&mc=51&forum_id=2#42918676

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997108)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997115)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=47&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997120)



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Date: August 23rd, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Seinfeld episode where Kramer defends SVB rescue as not a bailout

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5305630&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#47997262)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 12:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Apple picking plot ideas

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5600347&mc=17&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139494)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:35 AM
Author: vermilion disgusting haunted graveyard

Seinfeld episode where Kramer is caught posting on Nude Africa

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139604)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 2:44 AM
Author: glittery tanning salon

this seemed good but was underperformance imo for evan 39. its mechanical exercise for evan its social commentary (interracial observations) with a modern twist (nude africa website) theres a internal reference (callback joke to mulatto lady) and usurp expectations (kramer being shameless) for parable ending (to brainwash the sitcom audience opinion on acceptability of interracial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48139607)



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Date: February 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Cracking Carnelian Hospital Pocket Flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48669891)



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Date: March 2nd, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Kramer gets a job at DOGE and eliminates Newman's job

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#48707645)



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Date: September 18th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: Concupiscible school background story

Yankees Charlie Kirk memorial

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5772059&mc=32&forum_id=2#49252715

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49281272)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: '"'"''"

Bad news guys, we can’t do these anymore - ya see, “fuck her right in the pussy” tp (HILARIOUS 2014 reference moniker btw! definitely a guy with an AMAZEBALLS sense of humor! 😂) says Seinfeld is overrated! *jackoff motion*

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873073&mc=95&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49932234)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: fuck her right in the pussy

actually the xo Seinfeld scripts I've seen are 10000x funnier than the show

you know what else was pretty funny was that AI Seinfeld Twitch stream, "Nothing, Forever"

and this moniker is from way back when FHRITP was a thing, sorry you hate throwbacks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5155634&forum_id=2.#49932244)