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What are the top 10 craziest things in bort history?

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co i...
judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  03/31/26
people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers....
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surf...
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  03/31/26
dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over ...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
Bitch was living life on easymode
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the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing&quo...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  04/01/26
lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped ...
Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw
  04/01/26
EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad w...
judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  03/31/26
I had forgotten that re: Paulie Heidi Irvani's Big Embezz...
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
*Lying bitch Brittan Heller
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
I knew shortporch IRL That's on my short list for kookies...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing'...
coiffed sexy area travel guidebook
  04/01/26
spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts ...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
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vibrant university cumskin
  04/04/26
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries
boyish insanely creepy partner
  03/31/26
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
What happened with that exactly? It was just some random pre...
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Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it ma...
boyish insanely creepy partner
  03/31/26
How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
It was a thread title
flatulent fiercely-loyal legal warrant
  03/31/26
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=40...
boyish insanely creepy partner
  03/31/26
AI Overview Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and...
Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond
  03/31/26
I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, fa...
odious ungodly menage
  03/31/26
Thank you for your service
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  03/31/26
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
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odious ungodly menage
  04/02/26
whoa
brindle bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
180
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
...
Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency
  04/01/26
what was the anthony bourdain thing?
Greedy Mustard Pit Jewess
  04/01/26
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vibrant university cumskin
  04/04/26
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Emerald racy giraffe brethren
  04/05/26
XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iir...
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...
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  03/31/26
And her reading xo threads in her documentary
big nofapping stag film
  03/31/26
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cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
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Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threat...
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
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effete native haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
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hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly m...
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
Quick rundown?
chrome community account garrison
  03/31/26
posted a link to a scholar's summary above
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
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judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  03/31/26
That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian
deep wonderful school cafeteria
  04/01/26
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Nubile lay immigrant
  04/02/26
"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a...
flatulent fiercely-loyal legal warrant
  03/31/26
This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and ...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.
Curious Charcoal Background Story
  03/31/26
You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would ...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
180
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
deafening silence
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  04/02/26
Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading. ...
Curious Charcoal Background Story
  04/05/26
What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each...
effete native haunted graveyard
  03/31/26
This definitely still happens bigly
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama Zappin ...
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
What is the Sonic Youth thing?
chrome community account garrison
  03/31/26
He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and oth...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (na...
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  03/31/26
haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after t...
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared w...
peach spectacular preventive strike
  04/01/26
are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arca...
cowardly fuchsia library
  03/31/26
the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two. ...
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  03/31/26
Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Co...
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  03/31/26
TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a ...
jet indian lodge prole
  03/31/26
subtle tt neg
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community...
jet indian lodge prole
  03/31/26
haha yeah "like a"
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman
dun heady party of the first part clown
  04/01/26
claimed this?
dull sanctuary
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out...
Blathering Heaven
  03/31/26
Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy ...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some dome...
Blathering Heaven
  03/31/26
Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
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Aggressive Resort Internal Respiration
  03/31/26
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Stirring bat-shit-crazy turdskin
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clear nibblets
  03/31/26
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Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
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Blathering Heaven
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Turquoise Yapping Jap
  03/31/26
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cobalt juggernaut
  03/31/26
"...but still, he slap"
Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma
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Exciting Khaki Box Office
  03/31/26
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Godawful laughsome point
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Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents
Disrespectful station
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Godawful laughsome point
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Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POT...
Chartreuse psychic
  03/31/26
No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO
Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw
  04/01/26
didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked u...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in W...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
ex-wife tbf
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
...
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than ...
180 office
  03/31/26
There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least...
odious ungodly menage
  03/31/26
The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at ...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Pica...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Did he actually die?
Emerald racy giraffe brethren
  04/05/26
Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus
Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw
  03/31/26
Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
wtf explain
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lama...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doob...
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their m...
Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw
  03/31/26
...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future W...
judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  03/31/26
No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
JM prescient yet again
Dark trump supporter
  04/01/26
He’s an absolute oracle.
judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  04/01/26
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/06/26
TSINAH lawsuits LOLsuits Benzo crime spree CSLGs restaura...
dull sanctuary
  03/31/26
the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest ...
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
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clear nibblets
  03/31/26
What was the P in CPGWBT Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big T...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Protestant (actually don't remember but it feels right) ...
razzle-dazzle lake school
  03/31/26
It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/27/26
:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet ho...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
why did he disappear?
dull sanctuary
  03/31/26
went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever he...
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?
Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma
  03/31/26
don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing ...
sickened church
  03/31/26
it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
180
Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency
  04/01/26
My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for year...
Razzmatazz filthy abode
  03/31/26
watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?
titillating impertinent whorehouse
  03/31/26
yes :(
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart atta...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
What is his first name if not flame
dun heady party of the first part clown
  04/01/26
To be fair, Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100...
Jade cruise ship
  04/10/26
Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster. Brian Le...
vivacious ivory indirect expression
  03/31/26
A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactl...
cracking cerise cuckoldry half-breed
  03/31/26
leave boom alone
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one ...
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  03/31/26
that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you...
cowardly fuchsia library
  03/31/26
Cr she was the OG IGWBG Irish Girl With Black Guy
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was ...
Internet-worthy Senate
  03/31/26
Unghhhh
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
subtle lisa rowe trolling
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
Still standing up for your girl, honey rider
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than...
sickened church
  03/31/26
180
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
180!
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounde...
insecure marvelous property volcanic crater
  03/31/26
...
Blathering Heaven
  03/31/26
permanently grounded
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too It&rsquo...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first e...
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
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Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
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jet-lagged church building
  04/01/26
The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close. This...
soul-stirring toaster double fault
  03/31/26
...
big nofapping stag film
  03/31/26
I understand and wish to continue
Godawful laughsome point
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soul-stirring toaster double fault
  03/31/26
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Submissive Laser Beams
  03/31/26
...
Jade cruise ship
  04/10/26
...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder ...
Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond
  03/31/26
Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he'...
Emerald racy giraffe brethren
  04/05/26
I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster out...
mind-boggling white shitlib
  03/31/26
I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small bu...
insecure marvelous property volcanic crater
  03/31/26
...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug car...
Razzmatazz filthy abode
  03/31/26
lol
Blathering Heaven
  03/31/26
he would post updates about his career in money lending and ...
insecure marvelous property volcanic crater
  04/01/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
“Lending it all tonight”
cobalt juggernaut
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery
cowardly fuchsia library
  03/31/26
i don't remember this being a thing
Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king
  03/31/26
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&a...
cowardly fuchsia library
  03/31/26
...
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
lol
Underhanded old irish cottage
  04/01/26
I can personally confirm.
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
your post was on 4/1 that really wasn't mdh, right? mdh wa...
Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king
  04/03/26
...
jet-lagged church building
  04/01/26
To be fair, MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got ...
Jade cruise ship
  04/10/26
I really like it here
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10 Two separate fempo...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
DVP?
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Domestic Violence Pumo
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the do...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie m...
Autistic center dingle berry
  03/31/26
Oh, quite the opposite
Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond
  03/31/26
Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad
Light principal's office pozpig
  03/31/26
Doesn't sniff top 10
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm ...
Chartreuse psychic
  03/31/26
could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is ...
dull sanctuary
  03/31/26
a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they b...
clear nibblets
  03/31/26
...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
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Exhilarant newt business firm
  03/31/26
...
Sepia Hot Field
  04/01/26
I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for th...
salmon alpha national
  04/01/26
they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender
clear nibblets
  04/01/26
I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benz...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI
Supple locus knife
  03/31/26
An actual IRL zebra poasting here
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
180 Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never ...
sickened church
  03/31/26
probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or ...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage lock...
Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier
  03/31/26
https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-...
Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier
  03/31/26
Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?
narrow-minded comical den
  03/31/26
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
...
Hairraiser indecent gay wizard forum
  04/03/26
Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled S...
Twisted Mood
  03/31/26
(dork)
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably under...
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general th...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
woah cr fartman tp
Nubile lay immigrant
  03/31/26
...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
I just farted
Underhanded old irish cottage
  03/31/26
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Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  03/31/26
AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of ...
180 office
  03/31/26
180 work. Fuck Fertick
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
Leiter/Tubgirl
cracking cerise cuckoldry half-breed
  03/31/26
Describe in detail please
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubg...
Frozen Location
  04/03/26
i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this lis...
Ebony Doobsian Death Wish
  03/31/26
Did someone frame him with Mexicans?
Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond
  03/31/26
No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut&rd...
Plum Talented Circlehead Nursing Home
  03/31/26
...
odious ungodly menage
  03/31/26
By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-new...
Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier
  03/31/26
...
trip new version public bath
  03/31/26
not just getting shot but the article about it completely di...
topaz razzle institution macaca
  04/20/26
It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting a...
trip new version public bath
  03/31/26
I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got...
sickened church
  03/31/26
did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing? she ...
Godawful laughsome point
  03/31/26
I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happe...
trip new version public bath
  03/31/26
doobs posted the dick pic
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
reddened pisswyrm?
Disrespectful station
  03/31/26
...
hideous people who are hurt hominid
  03/31/26
It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”
judgmental burgundy range striped hyena
  03/31/26
...
Curious Charcoal Background Story
  03/31/26
...
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
...
clear nibblets
  04/01/26
180
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/02/26
On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with...
Hairraiser indecent gay wizard forum
  04/03/26
Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people -johnsm...
brindle bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
The Colonel!
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
...
brindle bawdyhouse
  04/01/26
that dude who was living/working right where shit was poppin...
narrow-minded comical den
  03/31/26
...
trip new version public bath
  03/31/26
...
Sepia Hot Field
  03/31/26
...
brindle bawdyhouse
  03/31/26
BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
...
self-absorbed boltzmann
  04/01/26
I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.
Insane Trust Fund
  04/02/26
mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisi...
peach spectacular preventive strike
  04/01/26
Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of th...
lascivious silver faggot firefighter lettuce
  04/01/26
Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up i...
Excitant shaky casino halford
  04/01/26
Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and b...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatar...
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. Th...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense...
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
Lol no
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
Those were really fun days. I cant believe the fraud invo...
narrow-minded comical den
  04/03/26
Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main ev...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  04/01/26
not top 10, but it was a great thread
Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king
  04/01/26
cr also, fuck that jeet Rudolph
cowardly fuchsia library
  04/01/26
i loved that thread
Ebony Doobsian Death Wish
  04/01/26
not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as som...
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo'...
pale home deer antler
  04/01/26
Remember BoomJoe's outing?
cerebral french pisswyrm persian
  04/01/26
You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ...
Godawful laughsome point
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the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious
jet indian lodge prole
  04/01/26
I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Credito...
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
wait, this isn't a community account?
dull sanctuary
  04/02/26
we have a style guide.
pale home deer antler
  04/03/26
Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade...
ruby dragon
  04/01/26
What was guacgate? Great list otherwise
Godawful laughsome point
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It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the ...
ruby dragon
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tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask ...
Godawful laughsome point
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180 If I had to guess it’s about the “one wei...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie tre...
Godawful laughsome point
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Tyty 🐶 “What would Chesterton poast if he were a...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-ex...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poa...
Godawful laughsome point
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https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
Cr fren
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  04/01/26
🤯🤯🤯
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
Justice delayed is justice denied
Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
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Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream Ask a Mormon was GOAT
Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency
  04/01/26
Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.
Turquoise Yapping Jap
  04/01/26
Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a ...
Underhanded old irish cottage
  04/01/26
Farisa's Crossing being released
Razzmatazz filthy abode
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Godawful laughsome point
  04/01/26
all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten wort...
coiffed sexy area travel guidebook
  04/01/26
I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. B...
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...
Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/01/26
justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too
Mewling Galvanic Private Investor
  04/02/26
Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime
dun heady party of the first part clown
  04/04/26
I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl...
Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma
  04/01/26
A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millio...
dun heady party of the first part clown
  04/01/26
...
Passionate selfie roast beef
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dull sanctuary
  04/02/26
Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top t...
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Sapphire Startled Locale
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Passionate selfie roast beef
  04/02/26
Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
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hideous people who are hurt hominid
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  04/03/26
randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't se...
pale home deer antler
  04/03/26
"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my p...
Nubile lay immigrant
  04/06/26
Bebe and his war against HLS
aromatic feces boistinker
  04/03/26
180
Godawful laughsome point
  04/03/26
Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant siste...
salmon alpha national
  04/03/26
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Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies
  04/26/26
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llm (lab lives matter) friend tp
  04/26/26


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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:54 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

There was an Indian guy who attacked his parents and went to jail or something no?

Pretty much everything involving GJR and Boner Police

Watchmen dying of heroin overdose

Idk feels like I'm missing a lot. Shortporch getting murdered by his mother in law. Rach outing Sonic Youth.

Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?

TBF named in a lawsuit

2 poastettes dated Sam Hyde in real life and a third was in love with him but never consummated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783828)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena

Shortporch getting contract killed by his ex wife & co is not getting enough love ITT.

XO world view regularly getting in front of a sitting president via Tucker. Not to mention the SCOTUS poasters/lurkers

Mormon live chat was among the funniest, if not particularly impactful on the world

Fiver ruining Koz’s career and then destroying an entire romance author trade association

Trustafarian notwithstanding, I’m genuinely surprised that the board hasn’t gotten tangled up in some crazy domestic terrorism thing, especially with that influx of Stormfront poasters at some point along the way when I wasn’t really paying attention

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784241)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: clear nibblets

people who poast about extremeism are almost always larpers. all the mass shooters and domestic terrorists have a manifesto and some online activity, but they just do it for the most part. poasting is a surrogate activity where cowards fantasize about things they won't do.

if someone from xo does do something like that'll it'll wind up being a pumo with a couple cryptic poasts that didn't get any traction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784284)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Who was the poaster who had the incident with the couch surfing chick and he was sniffing her drawers and got caught somehow, possibly by a poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784316)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

dbg & rasqie. Rach sided with dbg (panty sniffer) over rasqie bc he has a personal gripe with couchsurfing culture and rasqie somehow was heavily involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784324)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Bitch was living life on easymode

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784373)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

the shear stupidity and creepiness of "couchsurfing" as a concept actually makes perfect sense that ppl like rasqie and dbg would both be involved in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785748)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw

lol, Rach came in and was like "So what? Men get raped on couchsurfing too!" and banned rasqie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785781)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena

EDIT TO ADD: The LOLsuit revealing that PaulieWalnuts dad was the commander of the Abu Gharib MPs!

Oh, man, how’d I forget about that. That one Doe’s dad who embezzled funds to buy horses. Just all of the bananas stuff that came out as people did deep-dive opposition research on that whole situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784353)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian

I had forgotten that re: Paulie

Heidi Irvani's Big Embezzled Boobs couldn't top Britan Heller's 162 LSAT score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785752)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

*Lying bitch Brittan Heller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785761)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

I knew shortporch IRL

That's on my short list for kookiest life experiences. I've never personally known someone who got got like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785728)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: coiffed sexy area travel guidebook

taking one of his classes at your TTT isn't really 'knowing' someone but your IRL is so cursed that i guess you can have this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787108)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: pale home deer antler

spending ~5 hrs/week with someone for an entire year counts as knowing them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787111)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 10:41 PM
Author: vibrant university cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794594)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy partner

Anthony Bourdain thing is one of the greatest mysteries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783834)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783835)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

What happened with that exactly? It was just some random prediction thread and then it came true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783843)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy partner

Anthony Bourdain found dead in hotel room hours before it made the press

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783848)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

How do we know it wasn't edited? Wasn't it just body text?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783850)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: flatulent fiercely-loyal legal warrant

It was a thread title

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783862)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: boyish insanely creepy partner

https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3996023&mc=409&forum_id=2

You be the judge!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783864)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

AI Overview

Anthony Bourdain died by suicide on June 8, 2018, at the age of 61. He was found unresponsive in his room at Le Chambard Hotel in Kaysersberg-Vignoble, France, where he was filming an episode of his CNN series Parts Unknown, according to All That's Interesting and Tasting Table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784105)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond

So CNN via poaster Charle tp is connected to that murder and also to C12 tp’s outing who later works for Charlie Kirk, (tp)?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784470)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: odious ungodly menage

I was the poaster who immediately poasted "Good one, faggot." I will attest to: 1) getting blown the fuck out; 2) the thread was genuine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784583)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Thank you for your service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784623)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786930)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: odious ungodly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790408)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: brindle bawdyhouse

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784903)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:47 AM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785318)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786223)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: Greedy Mustard Pit Jewess

what was the anthony bourdain thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785470)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: vibrant university cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794710)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Emerald racy giraffe brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

XO outed Belle Knox as Duke Law student before the press iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783855)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783957)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: big nofapping stag film

And her reading xo threads in her documentary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783971)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785754)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785793)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

trustifarian getting himself ejected from hastings by threating to cho the campus was great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: effete native haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783870)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783873)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:08 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

correction for the record: ejected from boalt, a decidedly more prestigious law school. he just *threatened* hastings. I apologize for this clerical error

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168481&mc=33&forum_id=2#22507425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783902)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: chrome community account garrison

Quick rundown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783904)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:39 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

posted a link to a scholar's summary above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784219)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784192)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:25 PM
Author: deep wonderful school cafeteria

That was some 180 timing by TrustifArian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788057)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49789556)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:02 PM
Author: flatulent fiercely-loyal legal warrant

"Wasn't there some lawyer in San Francisco who tagged a bunch of cars in some sort of psychotic breakdown?"

The SF lawyer who mutilated his own children is a much crazier story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783866)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

This is true but it's so oft repeated, often by myself, and I think of EPAH almost as some guy who hangs out drinking beers in my kitchen that I almost forgot he was a poaster but yes in aggregate his entire life story is crazy as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783890)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Curious Charcoal Background Story

I've had tons of interesting things happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785049)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

You're my only friend. You're also the only poaster I would shove off a mountain into a volcano. Therein lies the duality of our relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785053)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:52 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

I'd 100% not flame love to hang out with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785877)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785910)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:45 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

deafening silence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790371)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Curious Charcoal Background Story

Lol the thread got too many posts so I stopped reading.

But even though TSINAH don't agree on any politics, I like the cut of his jib, and it'd be my honor to have a steak dinner with him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794714)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:03 PM
Author: effete native haunted graveyard

What about back when it was normal for poasters to send each other drugs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783877)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:06 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

This definitely still happens bigly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783892)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

surely teh lolsuit is the bort's defining drama

Zappin

Charles / tucker

DEA raiding icyblow's hotel room for pot smoke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783898)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: chrome community account garrison

What is the Sonic Youth thing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783906)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:12 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

He made poasts about wanting to r*pe and murder kids and other weird unhinged shit and then he got into some beef with Rachmiel threatening him and then Rach just dropped his real name in a subthread wasteland. He turned out to be some chink who worked for UT. I think he resigned and has never been heard from again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783912)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: clear nibblets

he was screeding at rach and rach just said "who is (name)?" and *poof*, gone forever. probably the best one shot one kill in bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783967)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

huanging by a ted one of the goat thread titles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783983)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: clear nibblets

haha oh yeah i forgot the guys name, and how could i after that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783993)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:36 AM
Author: peach spectacular preventive strike

The poster "WhitePride" mysteriously disappeared when Teddy Huang was outted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: cowardly fuchsia library

are you referring to Ted “Teddy” Huang from Arcadia, CA and the UT Austin School of Law? The Ted Huang who poasted detailed rape and muder fantasies of young white girls? That Ted Huang?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784003)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: jet indian lodge prole

the LOLsuit and charles XII being outed are the top two.

TBF was named in the lolsuit? i don't remember that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783910)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:13 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Google Anthony Zappin divorce. He claimed his wife Claire Comfort was behind the TBF and Tommy T monikers iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783913)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: jet indian lodge prole

TBF is clearly not zappin or claire. he's too smart to be a birdbrain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784006)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: clear nibblets

subtle tt neg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784024)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: jet indian lodge prole

TT is a boart treasure, but he writes like a drunk community college student. TBF's prose is off the charts, like joyce meets shakespeare meets a rabid antisemite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784130)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: clear nibblets

haha yeah "like a"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784172)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784180)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 PM
Author: dun heady party of the first part clown

TBF writes like a neurotic mentally ill woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788076)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: dull sanctuary

claimed this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Blathering Heaven

The PN Snuggie incident. (IIRC he made a bizarre gakked out phone call to me shortly before he was arrested).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783915)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Can you give more specific details? Was this the Indian guy from Texas?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783918)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: Blathering Heaven

Yes. I think he was gakked out and then there was some domestic incident where he beat his dad. Shortly after, a poster revealed the famous mug shot pic of him in a “Snuggie”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:19 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

Critical detail: the dad worked hard, put dorito on table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783929)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Aggressive Resort Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783938)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Stirring bat-shit-crazy turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783979)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: clear nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783980)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784025)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Blathering Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784047)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784718)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784792)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma

"...but still, he slap"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784856)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: Exciting Khaki Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783933)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:16 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

Thats the Indian guy attacking his parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783919)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783920)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse psychic

Didn't he also impersonate Earl and make threats against POTUS on twitter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784151)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw

No, that was actually earl threatening to kill Obama IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785468)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

didnt some poaster go to a wedding where his friend hooked up with doob's wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783925)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

No idea but EPAH's wife had sex with Halford in a motel in Washington and injected him with enough heroin to stop his heart. This isn't confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt but the circumstantial evidence is overwhelming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783932)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

ex-wife tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783936)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785758)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: 180 office

EPAH finally told this story. It's a little different than that, but yes it ended with Halford relapsing and dying from EPAW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784246)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:50 PM
Author: odious ungodly menage

There is good reason to believe epah is lying about at least some of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784617)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

The whole part about not being able to contact the woman at the place, not knowing anybody's real names. It didn't pass the smell test. He certainly wasn't digging around very hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784632)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

He told the story like a blind man trying to describe a Picasso. In other words, either willful ignorance or excruciating stupidity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784639)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: Emerald racy giraffe brethren

Did he actually die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794731)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw

Lamarcus or maybe refunkulus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784138)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

Lamarcus yes, highly underrated board lore imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784299)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

wtf

explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784325)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

Basically exactly what it sounds like, for some reason lamarcus' buddy and doobs' wife were at a wedding and his buddy smashed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784376)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

But like what's the timeline we're looking at here (pre doobs or post doobs) and how did he make the connection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784379)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

This was fairly recent, within the last few years. I don't recall if doobs was there with his wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784387)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Stimulating Shimmering Affirmative Action Bbw

And she told the bro she’s allowed to cheat in their marriage or something lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784627)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena

Was that the inspiration for the “Moans of My Future Wife” thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784360)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:15 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

No, moans of my future wife preceded this by years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784370)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 AM
Author: Dark trump supporter

JM prescient yet again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785679)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena

He’s an absolute oracle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786341)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49799054)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:18 PM
Author: dull sanctuary

TSINAH lawsuits

LOLsuits

Benzo crime spree

CSLGs restaurant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783928)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

the original lolsuit breaking thread is one of the funniest posts of all time

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=643868&mc=99&forum_id=2#8243886

"...The defendants are the persons using the following pseudonyms on the website autoadmit.com or xoxohth.com: Pauliewalnuts; neoprag; STANFORDtroll; :D; :D (Hillary v. Jeb�08); MoreDoughHi; Remember when I said I would kill you last? I lied; lkjhgf; yalelaw; Spanky; ylsdooder; Community Norm; HI; David Carr (Glass of water for Mr. Grainger); vincimus; Beach Body Brady; Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey; Todd Christopher; A horse walks into a bar (saving one CPGWBT at a time); The Ayatollah of Rock-n-Rollah; DRACULA; Sleazy Z; Whamo (Let me lay it on the line, he had two on the vine); Ari Gold; Ugly Women; playboytroll; Get_to_da_choppa; Dean_Harold_Koh. The allegations are as follows:..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783934)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783937)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: clear nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783974)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

What was the P in CPGWBT

Cheerful (Phat) Girls With Big Tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784033)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake school

Protestant

(actually don't remember but it feels right)

Could also have been Prole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784132)



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Date: April 27th, 2026 9:24 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

It was “Persian” AHWIAB notoriously had a thing for DC/NOVA’s persian girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49847836)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

:D getting outed and saying on record to some news outlet how he gleefully anticipated facing his big tittied accuser in open court

nutritionfacts schtick was annoying but he's a made guy on XO as far as I'm concerned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784140)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: dull sanctuary

why did he disappear?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784160)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

went "upstairs" for hot pockets and nobody ever heard from him again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784170)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma

wasnt there some kind of cartoon youtube video of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784865)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:32 PM
Author: sickened church

don't forget the courtroom sketches with plaintiff pointing at dracula from the witness stand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

it's actually cited in cyber law casebooks now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785732)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786225)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy abode

My Jewish crime family scamming and torturing jafar for years. Still happening, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783941)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: titillating impertinent whorehouse

watchmen died of a herion overdose? serious?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783942)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

yes :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784030)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Confirmed by his uncle via Facebook that he had a heart attack in his parents house at age 30. He was a very skinny guy. No known heart problems. And he was an avid heroin user. Had to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784040)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: dun heady party of the first part clown

What is his first name if not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788077)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 7:59 AM
Author: Jade cruise ship

To be fair,

Don't worry about that faggot but this is 100% not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49808199)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: vivacious ivory indirect expression

Governor Abbot of Texas being outed as a poster.

Brian Leiter starting a feud with the board and then being pwnd when Rach outed his search history.

Also, there used to be fem posters (before GJR) who were generally nice and added a needed difference in tone to the board and they occasionally posted photos (sometimes revealing) and they were more attractive than you’d expect. Above average busts for sure and not fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783945)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:26 PM
Author: cracking cerise cuckoldry half-breed

A wheelchaired shortmo with temper issues is actually exactly who I’d expect to be posting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783950)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: clear nibblets

leave boom alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783976)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

I still get bricked up on occasion thinking of that pic one of them poasted with the preftegious t shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783963)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: cowardly fuchsia library

that was Rowan and she wouldn’t be into you unless you are black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784012)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Cr she was the OG IGWBG

Irish Girl With Black Guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784051)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Senate

J. also had nice boobs and her misanthropic personality was somewhat hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784096)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Unghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784149)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:41 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784426)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

subtle lisa rowe trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784013)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Still standing up for your girl, honey rider

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784058)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784048)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: sickened church

twist: i was in a LTR with one of those more attractive than expected retro fempoasters who was not fat and had decent tits but it was something we never disclosed (not met through board, she became a fempoaster through me but was under strict instructions to LARP as single as a condition for giving her one of my monikers). i also briefly dated a different attractive fempoaster but got nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784417)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784422)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

I'm *engaged* to a fempoaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785746)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:28 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788073)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: insecure marvelous property volcanic crater

Spaceporn calling boner police's dad and getting him grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783952)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Blathering Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783955)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: clear nibblets

permanently grounded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783977)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784061)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field

Just such a weird intersection of bort drama too

It’d be like if Indonesia suddenly invaded Morocco to support Western Saharan independence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784066)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784179)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: clear nibblets

the aftermath of tough guy spaceporn embolded by his first ever W was pretty 180 in hindsight, although intolerable at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784182)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

As usual, I thought that SP played this one quite cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785670)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784267)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: jet-lagged church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785724)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: soul-stirring toaster double fault

The Anthony Bourdain thing and it isn't even close.

This place is a portal to a hell dimension in which the rules of space and time are inapplicable and ur risking everything by participating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783964)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: big nofapping stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783985)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

I understand and wish to continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784063)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: soul-stirring toaster double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784094)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:00 PM
Author: Submissive Laser Beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784482)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Jade cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49808203)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784103)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond

Alternatively, this place is a portal for people who murder other people in high profile murders framed as a suicide or a “lone shooter” incident, such as that of Charlie Kirk, Let’s call them “DASSOM-AIC” to confuse the “miyog “

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784496)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:21 AM
Author: Emerald racy giraffe brethren

Do you think C12 helped murder CK? I mean, at this point he's done enough work covering it up that he's gotta be an accessory, but I'm curious whether you guys think he knew beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49794736)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: mind-boggling white shitlib

I've always been partial to the thread where the poaster outed himself has having seduced/abused his mexican housekeeper since he was about 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783978)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: insecure marvelous property volcanic crater

I also liked when ted cruz tp got a job ripping off small business owners with high interest loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783989)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49783997)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy abode

He also nonchalantly mentioned he was a member of a drug cartel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784008)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Blathering Heaven

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784400)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:57 AM
Author: insecure marvelous property volcanic crater

he would post updates about his career in money lending and it was pretty funny.

"Yeah some plummer called and said he needed a quick business loan and his bank denied him, so he's reaching out to us. I offer him $15k @ 20% interest to be repaid back in 1 month. Guy says he can't do that, the interest rate is too high and needs 60 days. I told him just divide the loan in two and think of it like two separate loans at $7500 each month at 10% interest. Guy said ok and signed up immediately"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785456)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786927)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: cobalt juggernaut

“Lending it all tonight”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784797)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786924)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: cowardly fuchsia library

MoreDoughHi in prison for bank robbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784014)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king

i don't remember this being a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784134)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: cowardly fuchsia library

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5083770&mc=45&forum_id=2

hth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784235)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:15 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785772)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785794)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:06 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

I can personally confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785749)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king

your post was on 4/1

that really wasn't mdh, right?

mdh was practicing in key west, if i remember correctly. did this attorney?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791202)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:01 AM
Author: jet-lagged church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785726)



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Date: April 10th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: Jade cruise ship

To be fair,

MDH (who was a mod back in the day) also got drunk one night and made a thread in which he openly admitted to violently raping at least one woman.

Nice guy, IMO.

Jewish, incidentally. Not that that has anything to do with anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49808204)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field

I really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784029)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784044)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field

DVP was probably top 20 but not top 10

Two separate fempoasters fucking Sam Hyde has to be up there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784034)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

DVP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784068)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field

Domestic Violence Pumo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784077)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

A schizo at Harvard Law who famously shipped drugs to the dorm under a fake name: "Hank Ding"

He's more famous for allegedly beating the shit out of his 5 y/o niece and evading arrest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785464)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Autistic center dingle berry

The bourdain thing but the mystery was ruined when Charlie made his return in MPM voting for someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784065)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond

Oh, quite the opposite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784502)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 4:57 PM
Author: Light principal's office pozpig

Benzo emailing and calling RSF’s dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Doesn't sniff top 10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784078)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse psychic

I don't recall him calling, he just tried to email the firm and a number of friends who were all like "what is this incomprehensible gibberish from some mentally ill loser?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784161)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: dull sanctuary

could have been amazing client for the firm. his lawsuit is going to make a lot of people rich.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784181)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: clear nibblets

a movie where benzo becomes a client of rsfs firm and they both have to pretend they dont already know each other from online feuding would make a great stepbrothers type movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784194)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784212)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Exhilarant newt business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784371)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:02 AM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785332)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: salmon alpha national

I briefly entertained thoughts of applying to E&K for this reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786152)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: clear nibblets

they're at max capacity on lawyers of questionable gender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786245)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

I remember calling benzo's probation officer and giving benzo's name. The probation officer's response was, "which one?" I chuckled and said "the one born on xx/xx/1987" and the response was "oh, the son"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785812)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Supple locus knife

Earl threatening the president and getting visited by RBI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784095)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field

An actual IRL zebra poasting here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784097)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784184)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

Jigsaw literally murdering a bunch of historic poas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784100)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: sickened church

180

Can't believe how far past my prime I am. I'll never be on that level as a poaster again. But jigsaw + "stumbles into camp with arrow lodged in throat" are two 15+ year memes so that's not a bad career as a poaster. I'd also argue that my 2006-2007 screeds popularized "shrew" in the xoxo lexicon but some seem to dispute that even though it wasn't used before (or maybe very occasionally in passing) and I forcememed it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784728)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

probably have to define crazy here. like very mysterious or just utterly insane?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784145)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:31 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784177)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:42 PM
Author: Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier

Bboom finding a dead body soaked in bleach in a storage locker and the killer had fantasized about wanting to be killed with a baseball bat not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784237)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:47 PM
Author: Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier

https://journalstar.com/news/local/911/kelsey-miller-s-life-legacy-chronicle-of-young-mother-s/article_3bbd6b18-0798-5f2b-81b1-6aef15974ec4.html

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2746181&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784255)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: narrow-minded comical den

Isn't it true that a playboy playmate poasted here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784261)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784420)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: Hairraiser indecent gay wizard forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790601)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Twisted Mood

Earl being in the audience at NYU when Eric Berndt heckled Scalia and demanded to know if Scalia sodomized his wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784270)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

(dork)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784274)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:50 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

boondocks ending up as dropbox employee #1 is probably underrated tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784272)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:52 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

PR college board had much more prestigious ppl in general than this shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784279)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

woah cr fartman tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784283)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:01 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784305)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784306)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

I just farted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784308)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784281)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784419)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: 180 office

AK-47 penning heroic letters behind a gossamer-thin veil of anonymity to defeat the lolsuit and do more for the First Amendment than anyone since Hugo Black

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784288)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:16 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian

180 work. Fuck Fertick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785778)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: cracking cerise cuckoldry half-breed

Leiter/Tubgirl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784454)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Describe in detail please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784478)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Frozen Location

Leiter linked to something and the link was switched to tubgirl, so effectively Leiter was sending all his readers to tubgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791424)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: Ebony Doobsian Death Wish

i feel like doobs getting fucking shot should be on this list

i recall a former playboy playmate used to post here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784515)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Vengeful know-it-all theater generalized bond

Did someone frame him with Mexicans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784568)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Plum Talented Circlehead Nursing Home

No, Todd Driskill (aka “The Nick Swisher Juggernaut” tp) tried to settle an old autoadmit score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784641)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: odious ungodly menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784615)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Hairless Snowy Sound Barrier

By a guy high on TuTu no lesw https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/crime-courts/2020/08/03/eagle-river-man-says-he-was-high-on-meth-when-he-shot-up-neighborhood-charges-say/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784699)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: trip new version public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784746)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:58 PM
Author: topaz razzle institution macaca

not just getting shot but the article about it completely disappearing from the internet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49830023)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: trip new version public bath

It's not T10-crazy by any stretch but don barzini poasting about that jewish girl he was trying to date & then some griefer tipping her off was pretty notable at the time.

There was other funny shit about that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784766)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: sickened church

I think the thread was something like "You fucks, I got pwned." There was also a good sketch of his masturbation fort and I think he posted dick pics but that may have been someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784774)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

did tbtp draw the Barzini masturbation fort drawing?

she also did some amazing ones of TMF raeping a dog lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784782)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: trip new version public bath

I don't remember the dick pics (doesn't mean it didn't happen)

I do remember the masturbation fort

He got badly ripped off on buying a hard drive

Also, I remember he had very strong grades + LSAT. What I'm fuzzy on is how that translated to admissions. I don't remember if he actually got blacklisted from a bunch of schools, or if it was theorized that he would be blacklisted. He said a lot of out of pocket shit on this bort and basically doxxed himself to the adcoms that followed this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784794)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid

doobs posted the dick pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784799)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Disrespectful station

reddened pisswyrm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785021)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785069)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: judgmental burgundy range striped hyena

It was “You jerks, I got pwn3d”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784832)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: Curious Charcoal Background Story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785063)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:21 AM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785298)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: clear nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785666)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 1:39 AM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser indecent gay wizard forum

On a semi-related note, who was the poaster who matched with Wendi Adelson on Bumble? As I recall, he poasted about it and someone sent the thread to her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790608)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: brindle bawdyhouse

Several hilarious xo interactions with irl people

-johnsmeyer and montel wiliams in the newspaper and the barbri incident, irl hall of fame baseball players freaking out about deer training

- the whole leiter thing

- that dude from the porn reality show who showed up here

- that professor who freaked out about some memes

- bourdain death and then someone else died that a poaster caused but can’t remember

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784849)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

The Colonel!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785299)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: brindle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785663)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded comical den

that dude who was living/working right where shit was popping off when they zeroed in on the boston marathon bombers and started poasting about it before it hit the news and kept updating was pretty kooky at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784861)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: trip new version public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784863)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Sepia Hot Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784869)



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Date: March 31st, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: brindle bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49784872)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

BUT IT WAS TAX DAY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785300)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: self-absorbed boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788251)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Insane Trust Fund

I’ve never shared this but it was me flaming. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790542)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:43 AM
Author: peach spectacular preventive strike

mr. jinx getting outted in 2004 by Shomer Shabbas and Invisible Hand after assuming the identity of a mature aged law student at GWU. Led to him fracturing into hundreds of thousands of monikers following posters from thread to thread over the years.

Easily the seminal moment in board history and anyone who says otherwise doesn't understand the foundations of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785313)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 8:33 AM
Author: lascivious silver faggot firefighter lettuce

Not "crazy" per se, but I have fond memories of the thread where a poaster chronicled trying to hook up with stepsister over a holiday weekend. Involved stuffed animals, dildos, etc. Not sure if it was ever proved legit or flame, but xo bros were earnestly cheering him on all weekend.

Anyone have the thread link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785426)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:01 AM
Author: Excitant shaky casino halford

Columbus Day weekend, no less, where the family dressed up in period costumes and acted scenes out. Hilarious thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785578)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

Zimmerman trial. That was a pivotal moment in American and bort history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785730)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Agreed but it was not crazy per se. Just a bunch of Obamatards waking up to race realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785796)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

Are you kidding me? The board never saw anything like it. There were daily threads & we watched the entire trial together. Remember Jaffa calling? The court nails nigger? The absolutely incredible defense team? Obama's son? It was pure madness.

Also, funny story: I've appeared before that judge over 100 times. She's among the worst five judges I've ever encountered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785817)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:40 AM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

You're also a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history so makes sense you saw a bottom 5 judge 100 times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785834)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:49 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

There's no way I'm a bottom 5 lawyer in bort history. I'm in the top 50% for sure. In law school, however, I was in the top 80%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785862)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Lol no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785917)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:35 PM
Author: narrow-minded comical den

Those were really fun days.

I cant believe the fraud involved in that case hasn't truly seen the light of day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791606)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

Doctors Hate Him tp livepoasting his run in the WSOP main event as he made it into the money. Then Rudolph showed up in the thread and he crashed out almost immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785739)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:15 PM
Author: Chocolate multi-colored theatre philosopher-king

not top 10, but it was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785986)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: cowardly fuchsia library

cr

also, fuck that jeet Rudolph

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787128)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ebony Doobsian Death Wish

i loved that thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787369)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian

not top 10, but SP trying to (falsely) out HenryAaron as some Philippine STD doctor in Burbank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785782)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:46 AM
Author: pale home deer antler

Rach outing me after making benzo a mod has to be one of xo's most significant inflection points. We were all told that he purged user e-mails following the lolsuit, but the fact is that he outed me using my university e-mail (I was dumb enough to sign up with my @columbia.edu e-mail).

Even wilder was that he believed the lies and delusions of a career criminal (and felon) enough to completely belie the bort's trust and change my moniker to "FAGGOT [my IRL name] FROM COLUMBIA" thereby outing me.

He and I are back on good terms, but that one got heated for a bit. So heated that I began archiving & producing objectively 180 heatmaps for many poasters, including one particularly felonious one whose only periods not poasting were during his incarceration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785851)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: cerebral french pisswyrm persian

Remember BoomJoe's outing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785915)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:01 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

You getting sued by Discover was the biggest thing you were ever a part of here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49785923)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:57 PM
Author: jet indian lodge prole

the tsinah lawsuits were hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786161)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

I can't imagine ever breaking the sacred trust of my Creditor like that. Does he just go through life without 2% cashback on everything? Must feel empty and hollow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786229)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: dull sanctuary

wait, this isn't a community account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790400)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:52 PM
Author: pale home deer antler

we have a style guide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791644)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:41 PM
Author: ruby dragon

Endless Rowan jokes based on her making one comment a decade and a half ago about dating a black guy

Guacgate

Benzo's mugshot for stealing subway cookies

An entire page of poasts with literary book names based off of bloodacre being fat

USS HELLOSIR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786107)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:43 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

What was guacgate?

Great list otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786110)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:48 PM
Author: ruby dragon

It's like Gamergate, known only by references to it vs. the substance if what it is. My roughest guess is that an XO meetup happened and the time came for bill splitting and people argued about who paid for the guac? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786124)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

tbtp went to every xo meetup in the early 2010s. I will ask her if she remembers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786219)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

180

If I had to guess it’s about the “one weird trick” for attempting free guacamole at Chipotle + the classic Autoadmit debate about the intersection of morality and practicality (the Talmud is 180) but don’t quote me on that because my (golden age of) ZoZo knowledge is extremely scattered (lurking since 2012, poasting sporadically since 2015, megapoasting since 2021, semi-retired from effort poasting since 2022)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786334)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:42 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

I enjoyed this discursive treatise. It was like a doggie treat of wit and witticism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786351)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

Tyty 🐶

“What would Chesterton poast if he were a gay and/or retarded heritage American circa the 21st century” would be my Autoadmit signature if there was such a thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786359)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

That poast of yours about effort poasting here going semi-extinct circa 2022 blew my mind btw - so obvious that I completely missed it, truth’s (and beauty’s for that matter!) playful tendency to hide in plain sight tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786367)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

I have the memory of a goldfish. I can't remember what I poasted ten minutes ago let alone earlier in the week. But I'm glad it had an impact.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786443)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/33/4c/9a/334c9a98e129ab30e7c13f88f1cd600e.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786447)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Cr fren

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786450)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786455)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

guacgate was a XO meetup involving earl, nutella, blonidelaw, her boyfriend known as shitlaw steve and idk who else. someone ordered a guac app for the table without consulting everyone and they got into an argument over if they should split it when the bill came. it ended up being supposedly a irl subthread wasteland over like $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786434)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

🤯🤯🤯

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786438)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

NUMEROUS guacamole-themed Autoadmit milestones tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786439)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

Justice delayed is justice denied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786440)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786442)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:10 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786445)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786448)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good useless hospital national security agency

Benzo's Courthearing- Live Stream

Ask a Mormon was GOAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786230)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Turquoise Yapping Jap

Both great moments, but hardly top 10 of all time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786390)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Underhanded old irish cottage

Ryan from GA (college board faggot from PR days) clicking a goatse.cx link in the Cornell library - the one where it opens like 50 windows at once and blasts "Hey I'm looking at gay porno" over and over.

also J. hacking his email simply by guessing that his pw was "cornell1" or something and it showing how he would email the mods all the time to get people banned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786452)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthy abode

Farisa's Crossing being released

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786941)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49786944)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: coiffed sexy area travel guidebook

all the insanity with 'the box' is probably not top ten worthy but her entire arc is notable. XO found her in the wild attention whoring for hours nonstop on that weird justin.tv cam site in like 2008. she immediately moved into XO after being showered with attention and didn't leave for more than a decade.

during that time she banged at least five posters and ended up moving to CA to WGWAG with like a 10-years older korean TTT lawyer who used to post here. they eventually both had confirmed police contact over domestic violence. other hilarious stuff about her included being forced to leave college for a while due to making threats against her roommates (and ardently denying this on XO for decades), openly cucking certain posters with other posters, and voluntarily posting a very gross picture of her zitty ass that became known as the 'crusty hold' pic.

no one specific event from the box canon is particularly notable but when you add up all the insane behavior and notoriety, she stands with the best of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787144)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

I feel lucky I got to play a smol role in her greater arc. Back to back samurais 4eva.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49787206)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788067)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:11 AM
Author: Mewling Galvanic Private Investor

justin.tv became twitch - that's pretty insane too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788597)



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Date: April 4th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: dun heady party of the first part clown

Yes so much gay tech shit has happened in our lifetime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49792763)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:24 PM
Author: Fragrant Goal In Life Dilemma

I, for one, enjoyed the ArtPad Robocop days, and the tinyurl vid meetings, and the Mormons Live chat that we summarily trashed

Seeing PN in a snuggy was a good day on xoxohth. Tagging along as BEL got drunk for the first time in her life was also fun, but predicting Bourdains suicide days before it happened was incomparable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788055)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:33 PM
Author: dun heady party of the first part clown

A sizeable amount of poasters and lurker made literal millions of dollars in crypto in 2017 bullrun thanks to some guy telling us to buy ethereum when it was breaking $16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788087)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788091)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: dull sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49790405)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 10:49 PM
Author: amber friendly grandma

Hastings threat and YLS lawsuit and resistance are the top two.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788119)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Startled Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49788254)



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Date: April 2nd, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: Passionate selfie roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49789988)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: aromatic feces boistinker

Some historical scholarship: https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1104283&forum_id=2#12921248

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791363)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: hideous people who are hurt hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791433)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 2:58 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791439)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: pale home deer antler

randomly clicked on one and saw a youtube video I haven't seen in at least 15 years: https://youtu.be/sbRom1Rz8OA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791649)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Nubile lay immigrant

"Zero deaths from hurricane katrina" is still my personal all time favorite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49799082)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: aromatic feces boistinker

Bebe and his war against HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791468)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Godawful laughsome point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49791651)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:51 PM
Author: salmon alpha national

Remember when Benzo got into a fight with his pregnant sister when she asked him to do chores in exchange with living with her for free, lost the fight, then ran out to get arrested with his pants and shirt both ripped open?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49792739)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Fuck libs, fuck hipsters, fuck hippies



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49844913)



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852046&forum_id=2.#49844889)