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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
Author: citrine state background story

the hostess smiled and said "this way"

lead him to the Pizza Hut's private party, room, where there were already a dozen balding, early 30-something men in dark grey suits, enjoying soda from giant red cups

"we'll be taking your pizza orders shortly. the party clown you hired will be here in half an hour"

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:21 PM
Author: jade exciting dopamine persian

is this supposed to be absurdist or surreal or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326611)



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:04 PM
Author: doobsian magical spot windowlicker



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: copper death wish stage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#34956397)



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#36617280)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30327220)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#40635975)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#47253342)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#48244773)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:08 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30282990)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 9:14 PM
Author: citrine state background story

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283046)



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Date: April 15th, 2016 11:42 PM
Author: Effete stead new version

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283903)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283082)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283129)



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Author: chocolate spectacular idea he suggested turdskin



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Author: massive floppy sound barrier

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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:20 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#31586846)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283184)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283201)



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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30283809)



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Author: Garnet provocative base corn cake

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Author: Pontificating Crotch



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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:32 AM
Author: citrine state background story

once the pizza has been eaten, it was time to celebrate the reason they were all here - Julian's 33rd birthday!

Julian's elderly parents walk into the private party room, carrying in their jittery hands a giant Costco cake with 33 candles on it. Julian is wearing a festive light green tie that matches his conical party hat. they ask him to make a wish and he blows out all 33 candles on just two tries.

his father starts cutting the cake and passing it out. his parents. his mother starts chatting with the clown, bragging that her son has just been promoted to Of Counsel. "That means they won't fire him right away", she boasts

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: arrogant stock car



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle transparent doctorate circlehead

The scene gets awkward when Julian throws a fit after his partner tells him he was to let the other associates there touch and hold the deal toys he received as presents. The partner has to lead him to the hallway by the bathrooms and give him a stern talking to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326741)



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Date: October 8th, 2016 9:50 AM
Author: irate chartreuse forum macaca



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Date: April 8th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: filthy site

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Author: Bossy pea-brained haunted graveyard

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Date: April 16th, 2016 10:54 AM
Author: citrine state background story

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Author: Thriller judgmental tattoo

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Author: citrine state background story



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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: maroon pistol

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: arrogant stock car

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Date: April 16th, 2016 4:54 PM
Author: maroon pistol

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Date: April 16th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: vivacious giraffe

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Date: April 21st, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Pearl piazza

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Date: April 22nd, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Pearl piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326179)



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Author: Tripping smoky lay



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Author: Thirsty jewess



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Author: citrine state background story



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Author: Pearl piazza



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: vivacious giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326601)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Pearl piazza

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326604)



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Author: fuchsia sadistic rigpig center



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:27 PM
Author: Vibrant costumed boiling water native

"So sorry, Shabbos in an hour," one whined as he shoved the last remnants of a stuffed crust into his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326664)



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Date: April 22nd, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: vivacious giraffe

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30326684)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:54 AM
Author: Bossy pea-brained haunted graveyard



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Date: April 28th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Peach histrionic university

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30367401)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:25 AM
Author: Passionate Queen Of The Night



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Date: February 27th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate



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Author: bronze clown



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Author: Vibrant costumed boiling water native



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Author: Saffron sanctuary selfie



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:25 AM
Author: Pearl piazza



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 11:38 AM
Author: Rusted Know-it-all Milk National

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Date: June 13th, 2016 9:06 PM
Author: vivacious giraffe



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Date: July 13th, 2016 12:12 AM
Author: Pearl piazza



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Date: July 13th, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: Stirring codepig round eye

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#30915157)



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Author: Thriller judgmental tattoo



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Date: November 29th, 2016 9:09 PM
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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: arrogant stock car



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sick half-breed



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Author: Laughsome telephone institution



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Fighting light bawdyhouse toaster



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#32133659)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:24 PM
Author: Buck-toothed point

and to think this was from a pre-#PizzaGate world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#32133660)



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: mentally impaired maize candlestick maker



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Date: December 13th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: brass stage legal warrant



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Zombie-like beady-eyed patrolman psychic



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:55 PM
Author: 180 Cowardly Organic Girlfriend



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Date: April 8th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: arrogant stock car



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Date: July 15th, 2017 4:39 PM
Author: Arousing out-of-control step-uncle's house



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Date: July 15th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: Painfully honest useless property



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Date: September 23rd, 2017 12:20 AM
Author: carmine trailer park



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Date: October 10th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Stubborn cyan area hunting ground



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Date: October 10th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: ruddy electric furnace friendly grandma

where's the weeping associate saying "I've never been so happy" while the concerned mother shield her children's eyes? I could've sworn it was in this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#34408046)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 2:31 AM
Author: Gay disturbing chad

That's another thread about college girls going on pretend dates with depressed lawyers, probably from around the same time, and it absolutely needs to be linked here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#36619378)



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Date: February 28th, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: ruddy electric furnace friendly grandma



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Date: November 2nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: Stubborn cyan area hunting ground



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: carmine trailer park



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Date: December 19th, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:11 AM
Author: carmine trailer park



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Date: January 28th, 2018 11:42 AM
Author: bipolar rebellious bbw

I read the OP every time this thread is bumped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#35259770)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 6:59 PM
Author: excitant factory reset button

*gives you a flower*

by flower i mean SSRI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#35262850)



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Date: January 28th, 2018 7:04 PM
Author: comical alcoholic field karate



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate



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Date: February 27th, 2018 1:53 PM
Author: hilarious diverse reading party headpube



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Tripping smoky lay



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Date: March 7th, 2018 9:52 AM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

holds up well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#35552676)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

Still holding up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#35797643)



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Date: April 9th, 2018 10:23 AM
Author: swashbuckling outnumbered puppy



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: Thriller judgmental tattoo

This is still the peak of XO. Or possibly the "got a little rapey with a diminutive Asian" thread, that one's pretty timeless too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#36035079)



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:58 AM
Author: Bossy pea-brained haunted graveyard



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Date: May 12th, 2018 1:45 AM
Author: hilarious diverse reading party headpube



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:13 AM
Author: White Bearded Meetinghouse



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Date: May 30th, 2018 12:16 AM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate



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Date: May 30th, 2018 5:05 AM
Author: Flatulent therapy



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Date: May 31st, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: Vibrant costumed boiling water native



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

The Mona Lisa of threads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#36451098)



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Date: August 14th, 2018 6:53 PM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate

Such a good thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#36617274)



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Date: August 15th, 2018 12:27 PM
Author: Fighting light bawdyhouse toaster



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:06 PM
Author: talented yapping national security agency



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Date: February 1st, 2019 7:29 AM
Author: ruddy electric furnace friendly grandma

Never knew this was a krampus original.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#37702857)



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Date: February 17th, 2019 3:04 AM
Author: Azure gay wizard



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Date: February 23rd, 2019 12:42 PM
Author: flirting supple indian lodge pervert



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Date: March 2nd, 2019 4:15 AM
Author: Azure gay wizard



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Author: Stimulating beta boltzmann



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:33 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garrison

this thread takes on a new sinister air in the post-spaceporn @ comet ping pong era

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#38285466)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:36 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Whorehouse

The party clown is Spaceporn, decked out in an "IT" costume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#38285485)



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:45 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy garrison



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Date: June 8th, 2019 6:48 AM
Author:  Set



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Date: May 24th, 2019 7:38 PM
Author: arrogant stock car



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Date: May 24th, 2019 8:19 PM
Author: purple coldplay fan



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Date: June 8th, 2019 7:24 AM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate



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Date: June 8th, 2019 11:00 AM
Author: jet bisexual wrinkle

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#38358541)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 11:35 AM
Author: ruddy electric furnace friendly grandma

Agent Jenkins furiously taking notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#38362074)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:52 PM
Author: Rambunctious ocher kitchen deer antler



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Date: August 12th, 2019 7:56 PM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

The nasally voice saying "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles" kills me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#38677139)



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Date: September 7th, 2019 2:33 PM
Author: Puce Theater Stage



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Date: October 31st, 2019 9:26 AM
Author: Alcoholic hairraiser sex offender degenerate



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 11:47 AM
Author: Tripping smoky lay



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Date: November 3rd, 2019 12:00 PM
Author: Hairless Mexican Church Building



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Date: February 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: carmine trailer park



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Date: March 12th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author:  Lettuce



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Date: March 18th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Vibrant costumed boiling water native

"I'm sorry sir, social distancing policy means you'll have to have this as take-out," the manager winces at you, handing you a steaming cardboard box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#39796726)



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Date: June 22nd, 2020 2:14 PM
Author: Lime Keepsake Machete



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Date: June 29th, 2020 6:25 PM
Author: Thriller judgmental tattoo



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Date: July 20th, 2020 4:49 PM
Author: crystalline den depressive



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Date: November 6th, 2020 11:59 AM
Author: Chrome sweet tailpipe ape

I think about this thread probably once a month lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#41299021)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:50 PM
Author: Azure gay wizard



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Date: January 25th, 2021 10:29 AM
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Date: March 22nd, 2021 9:23 PM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line

I still IRL lol when I think of "This is Pizza Hut Los Angeles"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#42149031)



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Date: June 29th, 2021 11:25 AM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line



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Date: March 24th, 2026 3:38 PM
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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:22 PM
Author: Bossy pea-brained haunted graveyard

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Date: August 12th, 2021 2:23 PM
Author: Deep Glittery Hospital Personal Credit Line



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Date: August 13th, 2021 1:41 PM
Author: Bossy pea-brained haunted graveyard



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Date: November 3rd, 2021 7:18 AM
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Date: November 30th, 2021 7:16 PM
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Date: December 18th, 2021 5:21 PM
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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:57 PM
Author:  cordovan public bath

*prints this thread and mails it to the National Archives for preservation purposes*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3196905&forum_id=2.#44222444)



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Date: March 26th, 2022 2:59 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2023 11:02 AM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Vibrant costumed boiling water native

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Some bankers objected, noting the long hours they were working. Managers replied that they should be working more efficiently, the people familiar with the matter said.

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