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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Bateful corner community account
  12/08/25
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Bateful corner community account
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
Sienna Box Office Jap
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
lilac bull headed persian lettuce
  12/12/25
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Supple site
  12/17/25
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godawful glittery clown
  12/17/25
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Cerebral frum state regret
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
Nubile thriller gas station toilet seat
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Bateful corner community account
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
Nubile thriller gas station toilet seat
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Bateful corner community account
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Slimy effete candlestick maker
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Bateful corner community account
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Chartreuse high-end chad
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Bateful corner community account
  12/18/25
lol
Costumed milky national famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Chartreuse high-end chad
  12/17/25
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Bateful corner community account
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Supple site
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Costumed milky national famous landscape painting
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Supple site
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Supple site
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
honey-headed institution stock car
  12/17/25
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Arousing umber nursing home kitty
  12/17/25
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Talented Aqua Therapy Forum
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
Crusty karate
  12/17/25
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Frisky volcanic crater electric furnace
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Bateful corner community account
  12/17/25
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vermilion hot boltzmann french chef
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
Lascivious Crotch Stag Film
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Frozen library
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
Lascivious Crotch Stag Film
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building
  12/17/25
...
Frozen library
  12/17/25
I am not!
Lascivious Crotch Stag Film
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
Vibrant Fuchsia Hominid
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Sienna Box Office Jap

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: lilac bull headed persian lettuce

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Supple site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: godawful glittery clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Cerebral frum state regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Nubile thriller gas station toilet seat

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Nubile thriller gas station toilet seat

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Slimy effete candlestick maker

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Chartreuse high-end chad

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Costumed milky national famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse high-end chad

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Supple site

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Costumed milky national famous landscape painting

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Supple site

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Supple site

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: honey-headed institution stock car

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Arousing umber nursing home kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Talented Aqua Therapy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Crusty karate

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Frisky volcanic crater electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Bateful corner community account

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: vermilion hot boltzmann french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: Lascivious Crotch Stag Film

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Amethyst bawdyhouse fanboi

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: citrine cruel-hearted pocket flask rehab

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Frozen library

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Crotch Stag Film

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Opaque Disgusting Gunner Church Building

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Frozen library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Lascivious Crotch Stag Film

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Vibrant Fuchsia Hominid

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2.#49518198)